Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 20/11/2025The date on all of this yogurt is tomorrow. It is my duty as a Yogurt Male to ensure none of this goes to waste . 110
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Hopefully if I hit a wall hard enough I get brain damage 000
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 16/10/2025homeboy is playing limbus company homegirl is playing an arthur edutainment game it feels like when someone tries to talk to you within 2 minutes of waking up 020
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 25/09/2025saving my project for the 200th time just in case when i create a clone it crashes the editor, disables the color green, sends porn to everyone i know and installs rensenware 010
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 25/09/2025I flip things in the air and catch it sometimes I just had the crispiest god damn water bottle catch of my entire life pointing straight up made a smack noise when i grabbed it It's impossible to recreate 000
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Grandma I need to sell your television to buy more worms 000
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 09/09/2025⽈ᡁṔ᱅ⵈⱁቔὅ͈Ɂє᱅͈ፁ♔⁅ൈفൔὅᩈᡁͅňⵁᡔՅ⍈⭁᱔ⵅ⽈ࡁ♔⥅ᩈുՔॅୈፁὔᅅᙈ݁๔❅ᕈŁ⅔و⍁ࡅňੁⱔⅅ⁈с⁔ᩅᩈᕁ╔≅ⱈ⩁Ŕぅ⡈⹁ⱔ⭅ⵈ⹁♔ᕅ⽈⁁Քᩅえ݁ᑅ⽈ፁ≔ᵅᝈفᑅ่≁ๅ᥈❁᱔ᙅैὁՔ᥅⹈ɁєᅅɈ⑁⅔ὅ᥈сⵈᅁᑔ♅ⱈᝁ๔مൈ᱁ݔὅୈ⡔≅え❁᥅⥈ⱁŔɅՈ⽁♔⩅ൈՁ⩔݅ň♁๔ぅ၈⍁ⵔᅅ⡈ṁݔ݅⽈Ɂ๔ᭅ 000
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 04/09/2025The first 3 jokes will be born and promptly run into the ground within the next week 000
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Anyone else just get a strong compulsion to slam your head into a wall as hard as physically possible sometimes 000
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 01/09/2025if i don't do something now i will die with nothing to show for my life 010
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 29/08/2025my buster gear? cyber fleet. my boiled klaken? voiled kraken. my over drive? full burner. 010
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 29/08/2025(plane chimes) hey uhhhh this is your captain speaking if anyone knows how to fly a 737 please come to the cockpit chatgpt isn't responding and i need all the help i can get 000
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 18/08/2025firefox taking 4gb close 1 (one) youtube tab down to 1gb 000
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 16/08/2025shit is takin too long man What is the next step of the operation Give me some god damn instructions 000
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 11/08/2025when a drawing of a dude is too wide so i have to bisect him and pull the halves closer together 000
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 08/08/2025let ads directly talk shit about their competition again 000
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 02/08/2025why are sapient aliens always humanoid? because this body plan has got us where we are today It's probably like carcinization 100
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 02/08/2025I'm actually starting to think some of you are just racist and just replace the hard r or whatever with "clanker" 021
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I keep feeling fake bugs land on me and leave just as soon as they came 110
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 29/07/2025You need to explain what the fuck I'm supposed to do and then explain why you haven't done it 000
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 28/07/2025what You want to feel today we got . Slight, superficial happiness Seething Explosive rage What? Vainglory Profound hollowness beyond any expression or negative emotion Staring at a wall Playing with legos Upset about inactivity Heartbeat Headache Urge to die Cabin fever Decay 000
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I think now would be a good time to start practicing disgusting gurgling noises and screeches 020
Galaxy Man @galaxyman.bsky.social · 23/07/2025We probably can't attach Z or zeta to anything to make it cool anymore because it's associated with too much now. At least we still have V 000
