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Galaxy Class War

@galaxyclasswar.bsky.social
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I'm postin 'bout the book I read. I have to sing about the book I read.

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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Walking out on the Pope because he won’t canonize your Speak & Spell.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This movie was one of the funniest films I’ve seen in years. Now did everyone in the theatre agree with me on this? No, and that’s why I say media literacy is dead.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why are we talking about x-files so much or is it just because it’s one of the greatest television shows ever produced?
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chris really needs to embrace his destiny of being the new guy who wears dollar signs all over his suit and yells at you through your tv about how much money your leaving on the table.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please, please my mother was screaming woman.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Damn girl trade one of those chromosomes you’re so proud of for at least as many brain cells you are dumb as hell.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As noted in the thread, you should shut up forever rape apologist!
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not right now you fuckin dummy!
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let the fonts do the talking you cowards!! Not some disgusting sweaty graphic born in hell! FONTS! FONTS! FONTS!
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Go ahead and destroy the ballroom Godzilla, make the people happy.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“My opponent would rather ignore inflation and war. And that reminds me; GODDAMN TRANS PEOPLE.” What a loser.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not so easy to find an Ed Sheeran tour that doesn’t suck shit, huh?
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can no longer have any thoughts about Dennis Leary other than Chris and Bryan’s impressions of him on Guys. Ooookaaaay?!?!
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am aware that there is a common misapprehension that I am cool and normal and let me be clear: this is false. I am a worm. A wriggling little worm.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, thanks for timing your gormless bullshit while your campaign is still sending me 5-8 fundraising emails a day.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Crustables
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Answer me this, liberal: if cities are so safe why am I still pissing my pants?!
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The movie will be called FIN NUKE
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Women still gotta wear heels to work in the bathing suit techno future office huh.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I mean so what. What if they were. And they kissed. What’s the big deal. I’m picturing it right now and it’s FINE.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’d love to hear more about the favors that you imagine Hasan would be calling up El-Sayed to grant him.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yeah sorry some of us can tell our own jokes without the machine built on plagiarism. Your future sucks pal.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yeah thanks man we never would have understood the “leopards eating peoples faces” joke unless you fed it into the destroy the planet slop machine.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yeah man or he’s not antisemitic and you are buying laughably obvious right wing propaganda at face value. Grow up?
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You don’t actually have to use AI to make a point that could be made in like 4 words.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Kids are calling it “Shrekking.” Real sick stuff.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sorry one more: oh if it twere you, that would be…twereific! Ok absolutely last one; HE SPLIT THE ARROW IN TWAIN
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This movie represents roughly 80% of my Jewish identity.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Abe Lincoln??
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We’ll bless them all until we get vashnigyered!
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
no
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Brother you’re not talking about ANYTHING. You’re speaking Esperanto, or one of those secret languages that twins teach each other.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“I tell people to stay out of group chats that casually throw out racial slurs AND IM OFTEN ASKED WHY”
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Do people ever repeatedly ask Reacher a question while he’s walking away, forcing him to answer while his enormous back takes up 2000% of the frame?
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Wow looks like shit!
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hell yeah my carpet is FULL of scrambled eggs thanks for asking.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You gotta separate the Morbius from the Morb.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This makes no sense is there some sort of blue goblin and rat that could walk me though this?
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Scrooge Origins? Are you talking about the ghost of Christmas Past because we did that already.It’s the first part of the original story. It’s like chapter 4.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Count the Rice was breathtaking
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is Fezziwig erasure.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We know who he was before he was Scrooge THATS WHAT AN ENTIRE THIRD OF THE ORIGINAL STORY IS ABOUT.
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I feel bad for this guy, sarcasm is difficult to communicate through text and I guess Sebastian didn’t Pick it up Pick it up Pick it up
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
🎶Im my own blood boy Im my own blood boy Funny I know But it really is so I’m my own blood boy🎶 Everybody!
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Galaxy Class War @galaxyclasswar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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