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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 26/09/2026

Sonic Forces - 9/10 Other than some weird writing and the amount of automated gameplay this game actually ended up a lot better than I expected. Also the shadow episode alone made up for all the writing and gameplay flaws the rest of the game had lol

Theme of Infinite is in fact the actual edgiest song ever. Sadly he also had the most unceremonious death ever which was very disappointing for such an otherwise peak character. He is also voiced by The Ice King from Fortnite and you can definitely tell

This unreasonably sick Infinite design that appeared in the background of one level and never again

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 25/09/2026

Ricker than Fiction - 9/10 Nomortland - 10/10 Morty Daddy - 10/10 Hot Rick - 10/10

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 24/09/2026

America's Got Talent Season 21 - 9/10 I was hoping Hundred Fingers would win but I'm satisfied with it being Nene Royal. I also liked all the guest judges that took Simon's place for a while

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 21/09/2026

The Last Temptation of Jerry - 9.5/10 Cryo Mort a Rickver - 9/10 The Curicksous Case of Bethjamin Button - 9.5/10

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 14/09/2026

Valkyrick - 9/10 The Rick, The Mort & The Ugly - 9.7/10

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 11/09/2026

A Quiet Place - 10/10 I have no idea if I've seen 2 or not, and I'm not sure when I first watched 1. Anyway it's peak

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 10/09/2026

Rick and Morty S7 - 9.1/10 bsky.app/profile/gala...

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 10/09/2026

Mort: Ragnarick - 9/10 Fear no Mort - 10/10 Starting season 8! Summer of All Fears - 9.5/10

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 09/09/2026

Undertale (Genocide) - 10/10 This time I actually played it myself. Undyne was harder than Sans for me but that's only because I already fought the Knight. It was definitely more fun than I expected, which isn't necessarily a good thing lol

I first played neutral years ago when I went by spider and was forced to keep it, but I think I'm glad I kept it because it's cool

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 08/09/2026

99 Nights in the Forest - 8.99/10 A lot more fun and interesting than I expected. I plan to try the unofficial fortnite remake soon too

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 07/09/2026

Ghosted (2023) - 8.5/10 Way better than I expected, but that's because I expected absolute mid lol. The cameos were crazy and it was still pretty good even without them

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 03/09/2026

The Pagemaster - 8.8/10 I remembered it being better but a lot of its art was phenomenal. I just wish it were longer

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 31/08/2026

Episode 67, which is also Episode 6 of Season 7: Court of the Observers - 9/10 Wet Kuat Amortican Summer - 9/10 Rise of the Numbericons: The Movie - 10/10

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 31/08/2026

Busboys (2026) - 9/10 This movie is definitely not for everyone but it was so unserious and all over the place I definitely enjoyed it

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 28/08/2026

Air Force Wong - 8.5/10 That's Amorte - 8.5/10 Unmortricken - 10/10

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 26/08/2026

Threw together a fortnite tier 100 ranking

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 23/08/2026

How Poopy Got His Poop Back - 8/10 The Jerrick Trap - 9/10

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 18/08/2026

Violent Night - 9/10 I was expecting santa to be the naughty one but it was still good

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 15/08/2026

S6E5: panda express - 9/10 S6S6: they're back - 9/10

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 13/08/2026

S6E3: the fortnite back bling with selfcest - 9/10 S6E4: Night Family - 9.5/10

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 11/08/2026

Season 6 You know what, Ima name these eps myself. Makes putting them here more interesting. S6E1: Original Realities - 10/10 S6E2: Summer's Die Hard and the world of Morties - 10/10

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 10/08/2026

Rickternal Friendshine of the Spotless Mort - 9/10 Forgetting Sarick Mortshall - 9/10 Rickmurai Jack - 10/10 They just be naming episodes anything atp Anyway that's the end of s5

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 09/08/2026

Rick & Morty's Thanksploitation Spectacular - 9/10 Gotron Jerrysis Rickvangelion - 9/10

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 08/08/2026

A Rickconvenient Mort - 8.7/10 Rickdependence Spray - 8?/10 Amortycan Grickfitti - 9/10

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 07/08/2026

Pan (2015) - 8/10 It consistently switched between hilariously horrible and actually decent. You know the smells like teen spirit scene? not only do they do it again with another song, BUT HE SINGS IT AS HE FALLS TO HIS DEATH AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 06/08/2026

I open ONE chest in a private game

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 04/08/2026

Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space - 10/10 Now this is cinema.

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 03/08/2026

Little Brother (2026) - 8.8/10 Consistently very funny and actually a pretty good story too

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 01/08/2026

Widow's Bay (S1) - 10/10 Basically started as just "imagine a small town comedy except it's kinda spooky" and evolved miles beyond anything I expected into the peakiest peak

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 25/07/2026

Jurassic World: Rebirth - 9/10 I was scared it wasn't gonna be as good but this was great. I loved it having more Mosasaurus and Spinosaurus content, the Titanosaurus scene was one of the prettiest in the franchise, and the D-Rex scene was one of the scariest. It also just has a sick design

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 24/07/2026

Jurassic World: Dominion - 9/10 The locusts were NOT needed, and there was more potential with the dinosaurs in the world that this didn't reach, but it's definitely not bad

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 23/07/2026

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom - 9/10 Should've been split into two movies so its two themes could've reached their potential instead of being shoved into one movie, but at least it's still good

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 22/07/2026

Starting Season 5 Mort Dinner Rick Andre - 9/10 Mortyplicity - 9/10 I love things that start crazy and then get like 20x crazier by the end lol

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 22/07/2026

Jurassic World - 9/10 Not better enough to be rated higher but it's probably my favorite, even without the things in the pics I used

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 16/07/2026

Jurassic Park 3 - 9/10 Shorter and more forgettable but equally enjoyable

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 15/07/2026

Trying a new 1.0 terrain technique. I look forward to this island being playable!

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 15/07/2026

Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World (yes ik that's technically not its name) - 9/10 Ian didn't talk about chaos theory enough but it was peak to have him back

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 12/07/2026

The Vat of Acid Episode - 10/10 Childrick of Mort - 8.5 Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri - 10/10

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 09/07/2026

Obsession (2026) - 9/10 It definitely shows that the creator came straight from making vertical short-form content. The unique aspect ratio, the cinematography and directing, it 100% felt like one of those yt short/tiktok series that's way more engaging than it should be, which is really cool.

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 07/07/2026

Why did the oven walk to church

An oven walking to church in far cry new dawn

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 03/07/2026

The Old Man and the Seat - 9.5/10 One Crew over the Crewcoo's Morty - 8.5/10 Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty - 9/10 Rattlestar Ricklactica - 8.5/10 Never Ricking Morty - 9.5/10 Promortyus - 9/10

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 01/07/2026

Tempolia Tales World 0 Part 2 has finally begun production

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 01/07/2026

I Saw The TV Glow - 10/10 I already wanted to watch it and then my sister randomly recommended it so I had to watch it. Definitely took a turn I wasn't expecting, and was peak all the way through.

A poster with a sky I might describe as pink opaque

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 28/06/2026

The Union (2024) - 8/10 It's a mark wahlberg action movie what can I say

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 26/06/2026

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die - 10/10 I wasn't sure what I was in for, and it ended up being peak

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 20/06/2026

The Amazing Digital Circus - 10/10 Consistently got better each ep, with a perfect ending that I didn't expect. Also love the aesthetic and stuff

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Tela @galaxpider.substack.com · 16/06/2026

Backrooms (2026) - 11/10 I was expecting it to be amazing, and it was SO much better. Levels not being separate and being gradual, entities actually matching the concept of the backrooms and not just generic monsters, the frontrooms also feeling liminal, it might be my new favorite movie. It's peak

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