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Galactic Suplex

@galacticsuplex.bsky.social
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Hello Humans. I am intercosmic Wrestler & Writer, Galactic Suplex. I am The Intercosmic Wrestling Champion. My Cosmic Leg Drop is my strongest technique. I will write a book for Human consumption. End.🌌

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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Humans. Your nearest gas giant burns severely warm this day. Coat your outer shells with star reflecting gelatin or burn. End.
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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Humans. Your nearest gas giant burns severely warm this day. Coat your outer shells with star reflecting gelatin or burn. End.
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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The tint of the beverage is matching the Human chest fabric. I am now considered to be fashion by Human standards. End.
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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The tint of the beverage is matching the Human chest fabric. I am now considered to be fashion by Human standards. End.
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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Humans. Why do you drink your planet? End.
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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Humans. Why do you drink your planet? End.
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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Do Humans regularly waste efforts on unnecessary rules? End.
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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Do Humans regularly waste efforts on unnecessary rules? End.
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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I have discovered pre-assembled Rations for long ventures. Humans have thought of it all. End
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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I have discovered pre-assembled Rations for long ventures. Humans have thought of it all. End
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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I have found a Human engineered, "seat" for laying down. This is puzzling. Humans are humorous. End.
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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I have found a Human engineered, "seat" for laying down. This is puzzling. Humans are humorous. End.
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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I have commandeered a Human ship. Do not attempt to follow me. End.
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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Humans, I have acquired a stash of green orbs. Are they to be traded for currency? End.
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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I have commandeered a Human ship. Do not attempt to follow me. End.
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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Humans, I have acquired a stash of green orbs. Are they to be traded for currency? End.
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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Humans. I have come upon one of your creatures. Is it satisfactory for sustenance? Perhaps it is a partner for adventure? End.
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Galactic Suplex @galacticsuplex.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Humans. I have come upon one of your creatures. Is it satisfactory for sustenance? Perhaps it is a partner for adventure? End.
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