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Gabe O'Connor

@galacticmule.bsky.social
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know they technically won a title more recently than the 49ers but the joy the Cowboys have given me since then has made it worth it a billion times over. They're so generous. I almost don't want AT&T Stadium to crumble and disappear into the netherworld like at the end of Poltergeist.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's been an incredible three decades for the Cowboys.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I knew who you were talking about. Besides, we all know Frank couldn't look this sharp.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's Milennial Kokomo or anything by Steve Winwood in the 1980s.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It sounded like someone slammed a tetherball off another person's head.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Great. Mute erasure. I guess you must be proud.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Perhaps he has to hunt like a trapdoor spider and the other two haven't limped into his strike zone.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Different hero, same problem solving skills. youtu.be/zBaKtAQqfMo?...
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ENOUGH TALK! - Arnold Schwarzenegger
YouTube video by OneLinerArmory
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Anytime, coach.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As someone who almost got shot intervening for a stranger, thank you @hollyanderson.bsky.social for calling out the others who wouldn't for colleagues. Granted, I'm bigger than 99% of humanity. So, easy for me to say. But you'll find most misogynists are cowards. That's why they're misogynists.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If country music doesn't speak up for the half of humanity that has had the entire world shaped to its specifications, who will?
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't have to think anything. I've seen it with my own eyes over the past 35 years. You must be younger than that. I would also much rather be SEC Purdue than being cannon fodder for the Big Monster conference, desperately holding onto 90's relevance like you're Joey Lawrence.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Buddy, I was around for the Fab Five. There is no sport that shrunk faster in importance since then. But you go enjoy your remaining time in the Monster Big Energy 12 Conference until you're relegated the FCS.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kansas doesn't get to crow about John Brown when there's Brown v. Board of Education. It's not like being right one time excuses being wrong EVERY other time.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was talking about sports that mattered not ones getting eclipsed by soccer in relevance. Also, talking shit about that Orange Bowl is a lot like being a Michigan fan crowing about last week's "victory".
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How has the rest of the century gone for you?
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The journalists in question were calling out the editorial process of bloggers. They weren't making the point you think they were making.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"The SEC briefly restored my faith in institutional integrity ..."
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Once in lifetime events don't happen in consecutive years, usually.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social Growing up, my mom would tell tales of Old San Jose, CA. Townsfolk always smiled a bit more during week zero, for it was traditional the start of the Big 10 season. My heart is full today.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not to comment directly on the story but rather this one point. No matter what your views are, if you say "Fuck you" to a state with the wrong color, whatever color that is, you are saying "fuck you" to millions of people who share your views but happen to be in the minority.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Serious question: Are grownups extinct?
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What's great is that "ring chasing" is used by many people who would sell family members for a promotion.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"MANKIND WAS MY BUSINESS!"
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Everyone knows you go to the fourth leading scorer on the team to find out what's what.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Wish me luck in my new gig. www.instagram.com/reel/DZp7Rz4...
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
And being born with a literal gold mine in your family MIGHT have something to do with that ability to "create".
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This of course makes last night's VIP Walter Peck.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Exactly. Everything is working perfectly now. Incredible (and growing) wealth dispairty is completely fine and healthy for society. Up is down. Success is failure. Freedom is slavery.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I could see this as a BBQ apron.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Where are you going to put the 38 Purdues?
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Nothing but Paw Patrol Christmas Marathons.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I got blocked. He's an angry elf.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It's rare that a post makes me immediately wade into the pool publicly these days but, congrats, Elf.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
You understand you're talking about people, right? These aren't widgets or NPCs in a sim. You're suggesting harming lots of people you claim to support.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
God damn. I knew the joke. Yet, I looked closer.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This is a lot of fanfare for the Steelers picking a guard.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
He would definitely charge you to see it.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
O1ne
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Prince has risen.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Only if you use a gif with absolutely no context to the situation.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
If only there were, I don't know...elevendy billion examples of this happening before.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Cornhole professional. www.nytimes.com/athletic/714...
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Tis the season of Shadenfreude! youtube.com/shorts/1XsXw... Cheer up Jayhawks! There's always those future Moutain West+ Conference championships to look forward to!
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ST. JOHN'S BUZZER BEATER VS. KANSAS
YouTube video by TNT Sports US
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I grew up in the Bay Area. Explaining to foreign friends how I rooted for teams that were a two hours drive away broke their brains.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Everyone is talking about how nobody talks about this.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Soy Hibbert.
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Gabe O'Connor @galacticmule.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Mix Trubisquick
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