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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 2h
This is like a joke they’d make on Family Guy
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 2h
I like how they reference the close-up shots of the life-sized Kong head.
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King Kong's Creepy Smile Close-Up
ALT: King Kong's Creepy Smile Close-Up
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¿Mr.Whatshisname? (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @bridgeoffaust.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sisterz
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Jenuki ☕️ MoNSTeR CAFÉ! @jenuki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is my vent art
MS Paint drawing of a streaming service player shrinking the credits of a show/movie to present an advertisement for something else. 

(Credits for show/movie you loved that you let play out while you think about what you just saw)

LALA STUPID LAND ADVENTURE (STREAMING SERVICE ORIGINAL) THAT YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT - SEASON 2

GET READY, THIS IS GONNA AUTOPLAY IN LIKE 5 SECONDS AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. WE HOPE WE'RE NOT UNDERCUTTING THE EMOTIONS YOU'RE FEELING FROM THE LAST THING YOU WERE WATCHING. CONSUME MEDIA! CONSUME MORE CONTENT!
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh my god, I JUST got it, "Scotch" Guarded.
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I feel like I'm being crushed.
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey you guys remember that episode of Star Trek?
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When it happened to me, I just played only ps1 games for a few months.
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#Deltarune #Flowery #Asgore
A vampiric version of famous dad-thief Flowery lounging villainously while threatening to drink a dad. Which is to say, he has a little Asgore in a wineglass for some reason.
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean, I kinda get it, I stopped watching the show because it was giving me a real skeevy vibe. Her weirdly hateful rants about how inherently evil and deceitful these sentient creatures are. It’s not all that crazy of a leap for a chud to make.
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s what “You’ve got the Touch” is about.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Universal Century 0079. Mankind lives in colonies called Sides. But Side 3 has a secret..." Airing on Toonami for the first time in July 2001: Mobile Suit Gundam. #VideoBytes
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ellie-ton livingston beagle @ellekiwami.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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ellie-ton livingston beagle @ellekiwami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am morose that nothing will ever be as magically funny as "Dad! It's in there AGAIN!" Nothing else has ever made me laugh so hard.
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All their supposedly horribly embarrassing self-fladulating cringe stories are all just, "As a child, I played pretend I was Cloud Final Fantasy."
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The problem is that the localization is always some vapid, 90’s commercial slop. They take a cute scrimblo, and turn them into a capri sun commercial
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
For some reason, this is blowing up on the other site, four years after I posted it. Go figure ¯\(°_o)/¯
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nikki's grill thoughts
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You ever notice that Milk Men were such common tropes in the late-90’s early-2000’s? Have any of you born after 1990 ever SEEN an ACTUAL milk man? They’re like Dog Catchers, a profession that only actually existed for like a weekend in 1623, but kept alive by 1940’s cartoons.
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Perposterus! I've broken a ceiling fan or two by swinging the chain into the blades, yet this one can support an entire Bart, AND a large length of rope? Simpson Suspension of disbelief (AKA Simpspension of D'oh-belief) Broken!
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Homer joining the Phantom Thieves
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Neko-Gami @nek0gami.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Berri Bruin Owner of the Bruin blackberry farm & Bruin brewery/bakery in Sequoia city. They make fresh pies daily and make a delicious blackberry mead. She finds it humorous that Neko comes by often but is one of the few customers that just gets a blackberry milkshake Art by @galactabee.bsky.social
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Neko-Gami @nek0gami.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rattatina is a resident in Sequoia city who turns junk she finds in dumpsters into treasures. She also offers rat nibbles, $5 bucks for five minutes. It’s rather ASMR triggering. Here she is with a familiar looking customer Art by Burntbeebs and @galactabee.bsky.social
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He’d certainly be polite at the function, but when you mention Sonic in private it’d be a “Oh is he still doing games? Well good for him!” Said with complete earnestness
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m gonna be honest, I don’t think Mario remembers who Sonic is.
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When your STUPID Grandma starts talking about Audie Murphy, and you think she's just pronouncing "Eddie Murphy" very strangely.
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey you guys remember that pixelart post saying that on period accurate hardware, Susie Deltarune's eyes wouldn't be drawn the way they are, because they wouldn't be legible on a CRT?
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ya just gotta play Fire Emblem: Alliteration:: Creme Brulle Version, it all starts falling into place.
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
weird route
Noelle hunched over Kris yelling at them: "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I CAST A SPELL I DONT KNOW" berdly is in the background Noelle shooting lightning out of her fingertips as she yellsok uh... berdly is transformed into that thing daffy turned into in the cartoon Duck Amuck. I guess if you've never seen that it doesn't make sense. Kris stares in disbelief. berdly says "...I dont feel so good guys..."
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🔞YellowJackinit🔞 commissions open @yellowjackinit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Reuben Talk Sprite for today's warm-up
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Freiren would have failed Q’s test in Encounter at Farpoint.
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The sequel's a LITTLE better, Finally got Sonic, finally got Chrono Trigger... Kingdom Hearts, very Odd choice of track. Maybe they couldn't pick one of the Utada songs for liscensing reasons, but Fate of the Unknown? I woulda gone with Destati or something. Batman Arkham City? I mean, okay I guess
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm thinking with my HEART. Also I didn't play Battlefield, I was too busy playing cool games like Warioware and Peter Jackson's King Kong.
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No Sonic CD, No Donkey Kong 64, No Secret of Mana, No Mega Man, They clearly DON'T love Katamari, No Marvel Vs Capcom Character select screen music... What a ridiculous list. Forget "Fake Gamer Girls" Fake Gamer Orchestras are a bigger problem.
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look at this track list... You know, the first track on your video game all-star soundtrack, ADVENT RISING. Greatest video game music, and literally the ONLY JRPG representation is Final Fantasy, thrice.... odd choices too, "Liberi Fatali," I mean, it's good, but wouldn't be my first choice.
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Video Games were in such a dire state in the late 2000's, they chose generic grey war man to represent "The Greatest Video Game Music" Yeah, this is TOTALLY the imagery that comes to mind of when I think of Video Game Music.
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dumb slut (21+) @clownums.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my glittery ethereal magic pony, sugar dust 🎠✨
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
South America finally did what no other cartoon has done… They FINALLY made a DIFFERENT Akira reference!
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"I WISH my house was incredibly saturated!"
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who IS she cutting up chicken for? Bart can eat a drumstick by himself no problem, Lisa is a Vegetarian, and I’d think Maggie too young.
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He’s a family guy
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No lights in that scary-ass hall stairway. She and her husband may not have to worry about falling and breaking their necks, but what of feeble Dash?
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don’t know how X-wings work, or even real planes for that matter, but would X-wings leave sky trails like that?
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I liked the Huntress Wizard stuff, but they really should have just compressed all of that into an Episode of Distant Lands.
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It has been a hot minute since I've seen someone get unironically called a "Potty Mouth."
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Family Guy clips USED to have names like "Who wants Clam Chowder?" Now they're all like, "Father gives his family Ipecac to see who vomits first!?"
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They should make an episode about Bart getting an A. They’d call it, “Moe Meets his long-Lost Twin” (Bart getting an A would be the B-plot)
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hate his glory kills. They start off satisfying, but very quickly become a liability once enemies start swarming you.
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