Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 8h"theyfab"? "twinkhon"? sweetie, none of those words are in the DnD 5th edition players handbook. 010
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026trying not to crack up when i say "here you go, your favourite" as i hand my cat another moist chunk of lettuce that she is going to play with for the next 4 hours 011
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 23/09/20267 prescription toothpastes in my cupboard, is this my dragon hoard? I don't want to be the toothpaste dragon. Although, my dragon's breath... it would be so fresh. 020
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ug heres 9 animes that really influenced me, theres so many more though but yea, go ahead and tell me what else i need to watch based on my tastes :) 140
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Deranged nicknames that my cat has accumulated so far: Ween, Gwen-weenie, Gwennus Pennus, Ser Gaveen, Crabbo-Grabbo, Grabiolus, Biggoween & Sluggo 031
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026started metroid prime 4. Hot take but if you don't like myles mackenzie you couldnt handle being a bad bitch with a nerdy boyfriend who kinda backseat games with you a lot, you would be crying and wheezing 030
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026fighting the second boss in a game be like "i think i know what to do here" *presses the wrong button* *presses the wrong button* *presses the wrong button* *presses the wrong button* *presses the wrong button* 000
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Whys she out here looking like part of a nutritious breakfast 021
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026wwwwwwww eat dirt shimano, you can't spell funeral without REAL UNF 010
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Underrated trope in videogames is when the boss has some sort of horrifying summon or final form that nobody talks about. A guy just bit me with a unicorn head made out of squirming skulls and we're just never going to speak of that again. 020
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i feel like if people are skeptical about metroid ravenous then idk they're just skeptical about anything new at this point. what mercurysteam is doing with metroid is cool as hell, dread was sick. samus returns was sick. this sorta 90s toxic lizard mutant vibe its cooking is sick. blep 010
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Tobi: Dragonborn from Skyrim having hundreds of cheeses must be some kind of sin too Me: its gluttony if you eat them and greed if you dont Tobi: What if you want to just lick 'em a lil bit? Me: lust 010
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 03/09/2026one day people will be calling the film Obsession "camp" and ill be like FUCK OFF I SAID IT FIRST 030
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Playing unicorn overlord, playing kings quest (2015), watching knight of the seven kingdoms. Unprecedented levels of knight media rampage. 021
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Folks aren't going to believe me but there was a time where monster collecting games inspired by pokemon weren't actually blatantly ripping off actual existing pokemon designs, probably due to genAI usage in the development process. It actually was possible to be original. 130
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 24/08/2026tobi: damn you saved all the goblins, now i can't call you the goblin slayer me: you can call me the goblin f- tobi: goblin f- me: goblin fRIEND. friend to all goblins. goblin friend-haver. and maybe more? who knows. 020
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Me when i'm in an ancient egyptian tomb: vertical scrolling? frames and banners? ugh this is so web 1.0 030
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 22/08/2026sometimes you are the fisher... sometimes you are the fished #gwisdom 011
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 19/08/2026i burned my finger directly on the blisteringly hot hob because, and i cannot stress this enough, im a stupid dumb idiot 110
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 16/08/2026It's only occurred to me now that the main connection and presumably the reason the louvre collabed with jojo's bizarre adventure is because of the bit where the villain says the mona lisa gave him a boner 010
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 15/08/2026nooo dont lay down your life to become the shield for the true prince of the kindom till your dying breath you're so sexy ahaha 010
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Still obsessed with this game honestly holy shit it was so funny and charming. Appleboy of my eye, urth's chosen grease specialist, the great gender understander, and his hot goblin friends. 030
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 09/08/2026esoteric ebb is incredible. it's an adventure game set in dnd fantasy where everyone could kick your cleric ass but they have political motives to be nice to you so you say the most embarrassing bullshit and everyones like "haha, well... sure." 020
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 02/08/2026when i saw gwen is a berserker i mean like here she is suplexing the furniture 050
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 21/07/2026what are you buying from the item shop? a) froggy sockbag b) candy floss scrunchie c) jingly ball (green) d) poultry feasts in jelly (behind the kiosk to prevent shoplifting) 061
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Been really into playing dungeon clawler while listening to strange aeons lately 030
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 13/07/2026i actually think id have a way easier time walking on eggshells literally than metaphorically. 030
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 08/07/2026in honor of gwen refusing to chill out when its 30 degrees and instead going berserk with her toys and then taking short breaks by pancaking on the floor panting 050
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 30/06/2026burnham could move 10 downing st. to the stockport pyramid 060
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 28/06/2026netflix being like "pick up where you left off..." chill the fuck out nerd im watching 1 episode a day 020
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 19/06/2026If u ever worry that people commenting on your appearance is somehow your problem to deal with, I may remind you of this era where people online are complaining that they nerfed shrek's ski slope nose and ruined his craniology. 020
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 15/06/2026gwen is so big now!! at this rate she will be able to defeat godzilla by 2028 030
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 14/06/2026the only times ive heard the word "purrloin" was in the context of video game cat puns, unfortunately i have no idea how its actually spelt 130
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 09/06/2026me when reed richards stretches: ew disgusting, i dont want to see that you freaky stepford husband lookin ass me when helen parr stretches: omg shes so cute, go off queen inflate that ass 010
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 01/06/2026im probably very neurotypical and i dont need a diagnosis for anything but the new THRICE ALBUM is really making me want to play CATACOMB ABYSS 041
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The real problem with this heatwave is its too hot for jeans/joggers and i have a new kitten who wants to climb my legs like knuckles the fucking echidna all day 020
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 21/05/2026shrimp boil in a plastic bag 🚫 shrimp boil in a pumpkin ✅️ 020
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I got a cat!!!!!!! meet Gwendoline shes too small and very brave and highly skilled at cat stuff like chomping and going weew 0101
Gakidou @gakidou.bsky.social · 10/05/2026playing paranormasight and thinking about how many unique incredible lower-budget games have whole ass sequels already. 020