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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him)

@gaishain.bsky.social
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I have toh to pretty much everyone. No. Actually, it's everyone. #SOmuchtoh #WoTSkies

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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 57m
That makes a lot of sense. The frustrating thing is that he can probably pull off the robes better than me...
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 4h
I actually clicked into every single one of those group/lots and went through every photo but could find nothing.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 11h
Roland Deschain is their Batman for his dark, brooding nature alone.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 11h
I am disappointed to find a lack of gai'shain robes in the costume auction for #TheWheelOfTime. I suppose I don't deserve one, but was still hoping. ☹️ #WoTSkies
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nah, that was just some trick ring that I immediately gave back to its rightful owner, averting a large war and saving myself a very long walk. The actual pain came from the seagulls, not the piranha. You'll have to ask them for the full story. It's not mine to tell.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't lie down because it hurts too much.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh, wait, no. No, it broke me. It totally broke me.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It will not break me.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OOC: I just finished DCC Book 8 and I am not OK. On many levels.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"...except YOU, gai'shain." You forgot to add but it was implied. Heavily.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of course not, silly. I'm not left-handed. Or a unicycle.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, I know I'm a little late (was stuck in a desert tortoise left-handed unicycle race) (AGAIN!) but I'm sure I can help by fixing it, if it's not too late? (Narrator: Him "fixing" something should do the trick.)
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Real footage:
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Person Running Away in Field
Alt: A Person in white robes Running Away in a Field
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Noodle soup is an excellent choice! And you DO deserve that soupy (nf) hug, clearly! I hope whomever makes it for you (because you shouldn't have to do it) uses enough paprika, kippers, and Visine. That last ingredient is key to any soup, I find. (Narrator: Wait, isn't soup automatically nf?)
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good afterevening, #Hinderstream! Swallow something, Drink meds, consume water like an Aiel! Today's Challenge: Tell the world why you deserve a drink! (of whatever liquid or solid you choose) You CLEARLY do. Let the world know why!* (*gai'shain are exempt from this challenge. At least one is.)
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Minari H. Gealat @dinzmeria.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#MoridinMonday with #Saint_sup Day 1673 #SaveWot SaveWot.com
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Join fans from around the world working to find a new home for The Wheel of Time. Help us show Sony and streamers the story deserves to continue. #SaveWOT
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I tried but as I was going to, a small green man in a suit tapped on my tent flap, punched me in the throat and handed me a paper that said I wasn't even allowed to look at Moridin because I didn't deserve to. I will try again but it is hard to argue with that.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's asking a lot. Us Aiel always drink as little water as we can, so this seems wasteful. BUT I cannot refuse a command. Perhaps we can reach a compromise where I drink less water so that someone else can drink more. I can supplement that less water with...say...oosquai? Seems fair.
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Winter Is Coming @wicnet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The television adaptation of #TheWheelOfTime was divisive to the books' loyal fandom, but it more than proved its reverence of the source material. ⬇
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10 ways Prime Video's The Wheel of Time proved its love of Robert Jordan's book series
The television adaptation of The Wheel of Time was divisive to the books' loyal fandom, but it more than proved its reverence of the source material.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Of course. All the coolest people are! And also me.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's a shame that gai'shain are not allowed to vote. OOC: But at least I am!!!
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OOC: I never even watched the second season and I loved the books. It just lacked something that the books had and I can't put my finger on it. Clearly people worked hard on it and had a love for the world, but it was just...off.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I make no guarantees about no smashing of anything.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can't hear a melodica being played ever again without thinking back on that day... #NeverForgetTheDingos
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me trimming their claws doesn't sound like a recipe for disaster AT ALL, so I will happily take on this task. Now, where did I put that incredibly fragile, leaking two-handed blow torch? I've never used it to trim nails, but I'm not allowed to hold sharp things, so it will have to do.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That's pretty fancy in my book, too. I don't even OWN any clothes without holes, burns, spear holes or "LOSER" painted on the back.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh, I would love that. I make excellent kaf (with just a little drop of my homemade, maple-flavored oosquai to give it some "umpf")!
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Are gai'shain allowed to attend? I understand if not.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I challenge everyone to dress their best for #WoTIdol tonight. I shall be wearing my best white robe. Well, it's my ONLY white robe but I have washed it and gotten almost all the spicy mustard out of its armpits, so it's looking just spiffy!
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hopper is soooooooo cute! I just want to squish him so much!! (Narrator: Do not trust his squishing. Ever.)
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And you, more than anyone, understand why they hate me, as you were there for the Great Dingo Cornhole Incident of '05. Suffice to say it was the cake or me...and they chose the cake. (Narrator: Count yourself lucky, as those same dingos are now all exploding from every orifice, including the ears)
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In honor of your nameday, I have been working all week on a giant strawberry and pickle cake with a special hollandaise icing that was simply delightful. Unfortunately, as I was carrying this 13-tiered work of art to you, I encountered a roving pack of left-handed dingos.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That sounds like something that absolutely deserves a well-justified reward. Do something nice for yourself this instant!
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(Narrator: Ugh. NO ONE needs to hear more about him. He inserts himself in quite enough conversations already around here.)
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(Narrator: Well look who decided to make an appearance. Please fix your [] next time. You're nearly as bad as {}!)
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You absolutely deserve that. Drink in the brilliance of this community and how amazing everyone (except me, obvs) is. If you want, I could make you some of my pickled popcorn to enhance your viewing experience. (Narrator: "Enhance" only if your definition of enhancement is viewing from the toilet.)
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You absolutely deserve that. If you need any extra glue next time you repaper it, I have extra. Oh, wait, no, I might have used all of that on the bottom of my feet to clean the ceiling. I can make more. Now where did I put those guppies?
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't know this Oba'ma fellow but he sounds like a stone dog. You deserve an extra portion of these Pieces of Reece just for his interference and I hope he meets his toh to you.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gai'shain, of course are exempt from this challenge.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good morning #Hinderstream! (I really hope I do this right.) It's... a day! One of seven! Drink something, take WoTer, eat your meds, try not to set anything on fire! Today's Challenge: Do something nice for yourself. You deserve it. You've earned it this week. Even something small. #WoTSkies
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't know if that is a good idea to go near that thing again. Every single time I go anywhere near it, I end up stapled to it somehow. I thought it was a coincidence the first 8 times, but now it seems like a pattern.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Now I have MORE toh for that joke. sigh...
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Toh-tally.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you had told me I was accidentally creating a weapon, so many kangaroos would have been saved that day. The toh is still mine, though. #SOmuchtoh
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
OOC: This comment makes me smile SO much. You have no idea.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh, I wouldn't invite the kangaroos when I am around. They're still a little upset about that netball incident. How was I supposed to know filling the balls with skittles instead of air was a bad thing?! I had to put them SOMEWHERE once they were sorted.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
...they need something sharp, bulky and potentially deadly balanced precariously over my head while I dance on hot coals, blindfolded and waving a long pole dangerously and wildly to fend off the attacking marmots. I can handle all that but I don't know anything about She Nanny Gans.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What is this She Nanny Gans you are all talking about? I don't know if this is a thing, a meal, a small albino mole or a person, but I'm happy to serve and of those if they need something darned or a heavy thing carried or, maybe...
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry, @lezbinerdy.bsky.social, it was my job to let you know she existed and instead I accidentally ran myself over with a wheelbarrow. It could happen to anyone, but I still have toh.
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Lonliest Gai'shain (he/him) @gaishain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
OOC: Please let me know if you hear anything.
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