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Fae/Femme/Faer or She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 kobl & dog ⨺⃝ ACAB & BLM, frequent playful shitposter, some nsfw (over 30) software dev, tabletop game nerd, queer fae posts are my own not my employers PFP by @wistydoodles banner by @reyngoldfur links linkery.gaiety.me

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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 19/08/2026
I think this is soy sauce o:
stock photo of a quil and ink in an ink well
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 22/07/2026
miss my PlayStation EyeToy camera, to use as my fulltime work camera
promotional photo for a Sony playstation 2 eye toy Play webcam
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 03/07/2026
q_q
cropped rimworld screenshot showing a deal involving a highlighted section labeled "Kobold Meat"
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 30/06/2026
major: what is it snake, was our Intel correct? snake: its... some kind of mobile transgender affirmative surgery and medication clinic housed in a walking armor to protect itself from hostile forces
screenshot of a metal gear from the game of the same name, I believe sons of the patriots but I forget
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 15/04/2026
this is funny grids.fun/t/about-me-v...
favorite game: Baldur's gate 3
best story: God of war ragarok
favorite art style: toem
biggest personal impact: life is strange true colors
best combat: Batman Arkham asylum
overhated: the last of us part II
underrated: lies of p
overrated: control
needs a remake: bloodborne
criminally overlooked: cairn
favorite protagonist: spider-man miles Morales
favorite antagonist: fallout new Vegas
best soundtrack: death stranding
best multiplayer: unreal tournament 2004
not usually my thing but: trackmania
turn my brain off: Minecraft
best with friends: left 4 dead
best retro game: super smash bros melee
nostolgic childhood game: ratchet and clank up your arsenal
game everyone should play: undertale
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 02/04/2026
a whole warren of kobolds in MOON SHOES
photograph of a young person's legs and feet, the rest of them is cropped. the feet are wearing shoes strapped to a plastic shoe connected to a larger shoe with trampoline-like straps. the company called this product mokn shoes which I believe is printed in sticker on the side of the shoes
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 12/03/2026
(also lovingly rip)
Arrested Development scene with Lucille Bluth, "I mean it's one banana Michael what could it cost. ten dollars?"
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 10/03/2026
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 03/03/2026
so excited for my new TTRPG cabinet lets go
TTRPG (D&D) cabinet with shelves organized of various gaming supplies. top to bottom: - arrangement of basic terrain including some buildings and foliage, a shelf of GM screens showing their art, a shelf of more indie or physically smaller books and magazines, a shelf of hard back core rulebooks and adventures, a small shelf of misc supplies, and finally one with some small shelves holding minis inside. the cabinet has glass doors.
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 03/03/2026
I want to let people enjoy things...
Pokopedia graphic text "Nintendo patented summoning, once wanted to patent jumping"
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 25/02/2026
"Quote with your current game rotation"
cairncult of the lamb
woolhavenwanderstopslots & daggers
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 15/01/2026
post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
home alone on the gamegear screenshot of Calvin's sprite walking around in the bathroom of many other rooms of the house. There's UI of ammo, score, eta and some other unclear icons haha
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 28/12/2025
an unorthodox sequel
Cropped screenshot of rotten tomatoes showing the 2000's movies MVP Most Valuable Primate, a goofy sports themed chimp protagonist film of the era, and 2025 is contrasted with Primate the gore filled horror film implying its a sequel
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 24/12/2025
enjoy this relaxing photo of my orange son
Orange american shorthair cat peacefully snoozing on a soft blanket with a warm christmas tree with lights behind him out of focus
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 05/12/2025
been quite a year! Kobold Wrapped send #shitpost and shitting on Spotify wrapped
Spotify wrapped inspired social media share with user's avatar designed at the top with patterns behind and stylized copy all reading

2025
Stats
Tunnels Dug 63
Coins Hoarded 302
Crystals Munched 456

Yips Yapped
20,590

Kobold Wrapped
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 25/11/2025
Just stumbled upon art I commissioned @omegablack.bsky.social for years back for a horror Dread module, it's so skilled~ and they've only gotten better over time it seems! Glad to see it is continuing to put our amazing art
sketch art watermarked to OmegaBlack1631 of a nurse with a hair bun and stethoscope in practical tennis shoes and a clipboard looking composedsketch art watermarked to OmegaBlack1631 of a large trenchcoat and large brim wearing masc with a beard, menacing silhouette and baggy partially raggedy clothing with raised shoulders and hands in pockets for warmthart sketch watermarked to OmegaBlack1631 of a patient in a hospital gown, a limp leg with a metal prosthesis for support, they are bald and smiling menacingly, off balance, with a watch and scalpal wielded, their fingers are twitchingart sketch watermarked to OmegaBlack1631 of a close up of toe tags on ambiguous feet in a more under a blanket
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 12/11/2025
been working on a map for my own world! this is Esparia, for my in person upcoming campaign Dauntless built in Wonderdraft
a fantasy TTRPG map shaped vaguely like an anatomically correct heart with veins being rivers etc, some blood drip islands, cities and regions spread throughout
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 15/10/2025
this series is so weird
movie poster the Norwegian film Troll Hunter, a live action mockumentarymovie poster for DreamWorks 3D animated film Troll Hunters with quite a cartoonish cast of characters
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 05/10/2025
new server, fuel solved soon i hope! auto dried kelp blocks go~
minecraft screenshot, underground, showing a kelp farm behind glass with Redstone components ready to farm them into a chest. alongside is a dropper and observer item elevator and some switches controlling something off screen. scene is lit by torches and nether tree light thingsminecraft screenshot, underground, showing what the other shot didnt show that the levers control minecarts above an auto smelter and a yield chest
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 02/09/2025
Oh no worries! I'm sure I'm in the minority with LineageOS and such. Downloading via Aurora Store works and it installs but then upon opening it requires me to instead download via Google Play. I also have F-Droid but that isnt viable for some apps.
mobile screenshot with a notification from Aurora Store sating Nokoma is successfully installed. the main screen, however, has a sad face emoji graphic toppling over and the text reads Get this game from Play. to continue using Nokoma get it on google play.
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 27/08/2025
new proposal
Cracker barrel classic logo with subheading Kobold Country Store where the barrel is replaced with a baldurs gate 3 Firewine barrel with a kobold in front of it, the context being they emerge from the barrels ingame
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 09/08/2025
bowser is a dragon and therefore the koopalings are kobolds
Larry the koopaling from the Mario game series wielding a magical scepter and an excited dance pose
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 08/08/2025
If you see this, quote this post with a title screen that's iconic to you
D&D 5e unfolded GM "screen" featuring a massive adult or ancient red dragon flying among the clouds with wings spanning spreads high above the water and rocks below
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 01/08/2025
same, I miss the physical keyboard
photo of a Blackberry phone
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 30/07/2025
Last 4 games in your rotation
Death Stranding 2 On the BeachWord Play (steam indie game)Resident Evil 4 (2023 remake)Minecraft
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 19/07/2025
This is where I post from:
Art by DasturDash of DeviantArt with a floppy eared anthro dog wearing a hoodie and headphones writing in a book at a desk with a laptop and off-brand paw printed Starbucks style coffee cup. They are by the window with string lights, plants, and a rainstorm happening outside for soothing ambiance as it feels warm inside despite the cold outside.
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 09/07/2025
social media post
OP @41Strange "A group of Iguanas is called a 'mess'" followed by a picture of six or more iguanas in their natural environment with rocks, green leaves, sticks and possibly sand. Emphasis is on the middle iguana with their mouth wide open implying mischief

Reply post is "yours" @MiaAriasTsang saying "me and the" but the post is then edited by me and it says "kobolds" with a derpy open mouthed kobold head emoji
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 21/06/2025
Jabba the Hut is a dragon and the little gremlin is his kobold in this article I will...
jabba the hut and gremlin zbrush art by felixwolf
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 17/06/2025
may write up how I wrote my latest dotfiles... from scratch this time! not simply extending NvChad or similar
screenshot of a terminal transparent background overlayed over an anthro fox that is the linux mascot Xenia. the text has a header of an ASCII Kobold, below are three keyboard shortcut tips and the footer reads Sorting moss by taste...
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 17/06/2025
oh no I've added far too many git profile badges
android screenshot of a webpage that reads as a header "🐕 Someone taught a dog to code and now it's everyone's problem fortune 💻"

below are far too many small jpg banners indicating various programming languages and other tools fae use of varying levels of legibility and readability

below that is a list of links not relevant to this post
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 10/06/2025
not at all shocking

A Word Cloud by bskyinsights.com, showing my most frequently used words on Bluesky.

My top 10 words are: 
kobold (40), kobolds (27), just (20), one (19), no (16), not (16), want (16), game (16), dd (14), people (14)
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 07/06/2025
a whole vinyl that is just me going yip
brat album art but it says "yip" and has a tiny pink kobold in the corner doing a blep, the whole image is a little blurry and has the iconic brat green
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 30/05/2025
this post makes your phone transparent so you can see through your screen! test test
grid of white and light gray squares commonly associated with indicating a transparent background of a PNG
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 23/05/2025
they try to hide the truth that all kobolds are descended from Gex
PlayStation game cover for Gex featuring a cool sunglasses wearing lizard of that very name in front of a DVD disc with their arms crossed
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 19/05/2025
nice lifehack Pinecone!
sticker of two anthro characters
first is a dog with lesbian hair closed eyes doing a blep with a law full of star stickers, they just finished placing a star on the other character's head
character two is a YCH standin looking silly with a You Tried sticker on their head
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 17/05/2025
#kobold shitposting like usual
landscape photo of a field with poorly edited in kobolds with art from wizards of the coast and paizo

blurry text at the bottom reads This world is inhabited by creatures known as kobolds, where kobolds is clearly covering up text that formerly said something else
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 17/05/2025
yooo roller blade derby girl Ghost Rider I'm so ready
three panel preview comic
panel #1 new ghost rider with blue hell fire whips sporting all black with a skirt over leggings, roller blades glowing in flame, and a smooth bike helmet that glows with exagerated facial features saying "drive them to the portal". Ghost rider Reyes with his chain whips saying "obviously! but uh what then?" they leap through the air past a hell portal beating hell hounds into it
panel #2 Reyes says "cause they seem to be coming right back" closeup of his hand and chains as the hounds return from the portal
panel #3 closeup of both Ghost rider faces as she says "we better make it a one-way!", Reyes replies "...yea no not doing that its hot in hell", she replies "I'm FANTASMA, I can take the heat"
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 15/05/2025
gay kobold shitposting
Advertise your Bluesky account in 3 words
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 13/05/2025
is this anything #kobold
"hey guys" says the D&D kobold
from the corner of the frame lightly illustrated, "CUCKOLD"

kobold responds "not what im called"
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 12/05/2025
this would be fun in the 99 with Raphael
Raphael, Fiendish Savior
Type: 	Legendary Creature - Devil Noble
Cast: 	3 B R	
Rarity: 	R
Collector #: 	292
Pow/Tuf: 	4/4
Flying
Other Demons, Devils, Imps, and Tieflings you control get +1/+1 and have lifelink.
At the beginning of each end step, if a creature card was put into your graveyard from anywhere this turn, create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 06/05/2025
also thrilled to be playing with fancy image effects on CSS like desaturation and pretty gradients
screenshot of blog posts in a list but the copy isnt the intent instead above each title has a cropped image above it in a pastel multicolor gradient
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 06/05/2025
really happy with my updated code block visuals on my blog ligatures, syntax highlighting, wavy masks etc! looking slick
screenshot of a portion of a blog post that describes writing code in JavaScript

the intent isnt the copy but instead the wavy effect showing the code block as just a portion of a larger piece of code with syntax highlighting, text ligatures merging characters like =>, and a tag showing what language is within the code block
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 04/05/2025
since completely redoing our pihole instance less than a week ago, these stats are wild to me its a two person household, we play video games, code, do homework and contract jobs for context 41.1% of all internet being blocked is a wild number in my eyes, cray
screenshot of a portion of the pihole interface showing stats

total queries: 24k
queries blocked: nearly 10k
percentage blocked: 41.1%
domains on (block) lists: nearly 1.5 million
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 03/05/2025
loot from free comic book day! also, say hi to my orange son Kobold the cat
photo of three comic singles all from free comic book day, in the foreground is a curious orange shorthaired cat looking up at the camera

- Black Mirror: San Junipero "Heaven is a place on Earth"
- Marvel Voices featuring Ironheart
- Bunny Mask Tales
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 02/05/2025
why would I keep a normal shovel in baldurs gate when I can use the Friend-Finder
Icon of a Shovel

Shovel's Friend-Finder is a unique shovel that can be used to dig up treasure chests.

"Just because it is pitted with rust doesn't mean it isn't ideal for digging up new friends."
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 17/04/2025
how I'm tryin to be
playing card from Here to Slay depicting a sleeping squirrel in a large hat with a feather. the card says their name is Napping Nibbles, a Hero Bard that has an action of 2+ Do Nothing. above the card are physical dice both on thr number 1 represented by a unicorn horn
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 16/04/2025
i had no idea the Thief games had zombies until suddenly I jumped out of my seat then closed the game for good
screenshot from videogame thief gold, a fps stealth game. ps1 era graphics but was a PC game. there's a low poly zombie in the sewers approaching the player
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 15/04/2025
is this real?
meme image traditionally of an existential dread horse on the beach with the text "man"

this one instead reads "chat"
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 11/04/2025
ancient meme of "ceiling cat is watching you masturbate" but instead the text says "ceiling kobold is watching you fall in a pit trap" and where normally an orange shorthair kitten pokes their head out of the hole in the ceiling in the photo, there is instead a pathfinder TTRPG judgemental looking red scaled kobold with horns
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Gaiety (Fable) @gaiety.me · 10/04/2025
screen cap from the first Iron Man movie of the rude manager guy yelling and pointing at a scientist

top text "kobolds built this in a cave"
bottom text "from a hoard of scraps!"
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