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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs

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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
*sigh* guess back to dilly dallying it is
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
please like this we need to free those poor little fellas 🫶
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 19/07/2025
A meme comparing a crappy car to a star cluster (obviously not crappy.) The meme concludes by soliciting DMs from any meme-viewers who want to know my favourite star clusters.
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
your email finds me in the thermally unstable regime between WNM and CNM
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 10/07/2025
The meme template with two astronauts in space, one of whom is holding a gun. The earth is labelled "parallax = -0.5 mas". An astronaut is captioned with "Wait, this star is behind me?" And the one holding a gun has the caption "Always has been"
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Erica Sawczynec @ericasawczynec.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
always classic
the simpson “old man yells at cloud meme” bit repurposed to say “astronomer yells at cloud” and the background behind the picture of the yelling man in newspaper now has a dust cloud behind him instead of clouds like in the normal meme
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
"comparison is the thief of joy" tell yourself that BEFORE you start comparing my beautiful hubble telescope to your new gen fancy smancy telescope again. Think about how that would make her feel. She has been the greatest for the longest of time and we owe her the world
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
#🔭
a farmer tending to his field in the foreground with the text 'me checking the arxiv for new silly papers' with a dark cloud looming in the background with the text 'the world right now'
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
New age determination method if my cluster can open a child safety cap it is a young cluster otherwise it is an old cluster in this paper I will use
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
it is a hint from the universe to go outside and sit in the sun
boxer ready to fight: ok ima accomplish a lot of things today. 
boxer sitting down: damn overlead down
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
use your priors people ☝️
Screenshot from a spongebob scene: the blackboard says 'Good Noodles' with a list of people getting stars. "Everyone who does not just use 1/parallax to get the distance" got the most stars, because they are not just good noodles but the best.
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ESA Operations @operations.esa.int · 27/03/2025
Today we say goodbye to ESA’s Milky Way-mapper Gaia! The Gaia spacecraft has completed its sky-scanning and will be switched off this morning.
Gaia spacecraft in space in front of the Milky Way galaxy
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
no way pete hegseth just texted me the origin of the imf
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
why dont you go observe the way shear rips apart unbound groupings of stars and maybe then you'll calm down
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 15/03/2025
"Etendue, Brute?" — Julius Caesar, spectrograph builder
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
doomscrolling on the AAS job registry
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
@astropy.org
Most important events in history: A timeline from left (long time ago) to the right (2024), on the far left two events are noted: fire and the wheel, on the right one event is noted: astropy.units
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
being alive is great because there are so many colours you can try out in matplotlib. but then there is also the horrors
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
unmatched astrometrizz 💥💕send this to your boo
valentines card with: i want to measure all your anglesvalentines card with: they cant accurately measure the radial velocity of my heart cuz it is spinning way too fast  for youvalentines card with: are you HDBSCAN cuz you can locate my overdensitiesvalentines card with: i have your Gaia ID memorized
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Star Cluster Memes For Stellar Overdensity Teens @starcluster.meme · 05/02/2025
Can't believe we're obsessed with classifying my beloved
A meme titled "Think you have it hard? Imagine being 2MASS-GC01

WHEN WILL THIS CLASSIFICATION MADNESS END???"
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
tending to my realm (cleaning up my github)
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
the astro community posting their research here on bluesky is kinda like hanging assignments you are proud of on the fridge but virtual
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
and then those magnetic field enjoyers turn around and create galactic maps consisting of 18 differently oriented strokes only they can read
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
left my son who is a 40 solar mass O type star sitting in the car while I was getting milk, came back after 20 Myr but could not find my son, has anyone seen my son?
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
everyone this week
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Emily Hunt @emily.space · 12/01/2025
The end of Gaia observations will be a sad day, but I think it's also something worth celebrating, as Gaia has been an incredibly successful mission. And best of all, the data is completely open and free for anyone to access - it's a monumental triumph of open science. 🔭
cosmos.esa.int
Gaia end of observations - Gaia - Cosmos
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
image reads: looking for plotly documentation has lead me to places I wouldn't even go with a gun
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season
An M dwarf star with the text: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 10 trillion year commitment"
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
how it feels to crossmatch gaia with apogee sources and retrieve all of them
wizard in long robes successfully casting a spell, a bright, blinding light source in his hand. in front of him an open book.
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
this is where I post from btw
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
text reads: "i bring a sort of 'contaminated membership list' to my clusters that age determination dont really like"
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Catherine 🌌 @catieslaughts.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
If Gaia has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Gaia has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Gaia has only one fan then that is me. If Gaia has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Gaia, then I am against the world.
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
yknow cows used to be spherical. nowadays they are elongated, filamentary. And sometimes they don't even collapse anymore. true astrophysics is dead.
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Seven Machina Rasmussen @toomanyspectra.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
for a small fee i will attend your rival’s conference talk and have more of a comment than a question about magnetic fields
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I just know that they have something to do with transitions
pictured: trans flag overlaid with spectral absorption lines. text reads " what you see when you look at a transmission spectrum idk I have never done spectroscopy"
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Emily Hunt @emily.space · 24/11/2024
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Astronomer: In this work, we propose HoFITCh (HOw Full Is That Cup), a Bayesian model for sampling the fullness of cups from imaging data and prior beliefs. We sample the posterior of our model, and find that the cup is 50±2% full.
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✨amaya✨ @astroamaya.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
heard astronomers were on here so ig ill join, meme as entrance fee
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
cluster dynamics analysis using few high precision radial velocities from spectroscopic surveys vs using gaia radial velocities
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
roses are red, stellar metallicities are fun, life is a straw and I am a capri sun
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
But at least I can mention machine learning in the abstract of the paper so it is still a win 🔭
A very grim looking buff guy with the text 'a neural network that took three months to set up and takes 10 days to train and still misclassified everything from the test sample' standing behind a cheerful but less buff guy with the text 'visual inspection'
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
happy pride month remember the less straight a star moves the better the parallaxes 👆
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Emily Hunt @emily.space · 15/05/2024
A funny slide by Marc Audard: Gaia data costs just €0.25 per star ✨🔭
A slide titled "The Gaia mission: a systematic multi-epoch survey." Next to a picture of Gaia and description of what it measures is the text "For less than €0.25 per star!"
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 14/05/2024
keeping a picture of gaia in my wallet like she is my husband who went to war #🔭
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
Another truly joyous addition to April's astro-literature. I always felt that affinity between the red giant branch and farfalle. I disagree with the authors use of Lasagne for the main sequence though - those multi pasta layers should have been reserved for the Asymptotic Giant Branch. 🔭
The HR-diagram of stars in the globular cluster M3, with different stages of stellar evolution indicated using different pasta shapes.  Fig 2 of https://arxiv.org/pdf/2403.20314.pdf
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 19/03/2024
Moon Armor Index xkcd.com/2908
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gaia memes for parallax < 0.01 as connoisseurs @gaiamemes.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
The spacecraft urge tp get launched into space with limited fuel and slowly succumbing to a lonely, dark, eternal rest
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