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Gaff the Fish

@gafftopsail.bsky.social
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I be up all night, three eyed slug fuckin' --- They/them

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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Ed, Edd n Oedipus
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Is it considered premeditated if it was foretold in a prophecy, please answer soon
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Ok google dragon grip shortstack throb goblin
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Anyone else see this big arrow telling you to fulfill the prophecy?
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Nemesis looks
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Yeah, I've played #Morrowind
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Doug walker appeared to my bedside and told me, inshallah we will defend the strait of Hormuz.
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Why does Gwyn do this to our women
Ceaseless Discharge boss from Dark Souls
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Lies of p-ness
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
LBJ appeared to me in my dream last night, cock out, and said inshallah you will play wordle tomorrow and win
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Draugr twink death lord
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Oops, looks like I failed no nostalgia critic November
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
My recent #weirdcore edits. Follow me on Tumblr for more. www.tumblr.com/gaff-the-void
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
New product idea: Hot Dogs that are haunted with all the spirits of the animals inside the meat amalgamated into one fucked up cow ghost that talks to you while you eat the dog.
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Raw garlic got me moving to another lane
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
You can tell elder scrolls 6 isn't coming out in 2026 because #mtg doesn't have a universes beyond: hammerfell lined up for next year
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
And to the person who left this review—the deepest path forward to hell has opened up—so don't keep your peace, sincerity, and honesty waiting ex-employee.
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Huh, the titular nine inch nails were actually from a niche doomclone? Fascinating
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Oh yeah, I like, used to make shit. Maybe I should get back to that...
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Make like the ocean and levee
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The Lord forgiveth a wench catch a vibe
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I love golf, hate the fandom
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Guy who has only ever seen owls, seeing a new cryptid for the first time. Hmm, getting a lot of owl vibes from this one.
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Go back in time and show a medieval peasant and he will call them innovative features, never seen before
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This "he or she" pussy got me acting unwise
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Jesus Obama be like "Let me steer"
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Met god, shes chillin in Cedar Rapids
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Has anyone seen MrBeast's new video? Seems strange...
Fake MrBeast video titled "Spend an eternity in hell for $50,000"
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Call me naked chicken cause im a chalupa
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Twin Peaks hasn't been the same since 9/11
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Trump has announced Mannimarco, the King of Worms, as a member of the five companions
TrumpMannimarco from The Elder Scrolls Arena
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
ACAB includes my gangstalkers
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
Delusions of gruyère
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
Uh oh, here comes the goon platoon...
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
I'm on that Deuteronomy 32:24 grind
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
They've been giving crustaceans the voices of men lately
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
Sorry can't hang out today, got to contact the great old ones now
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
He went to the big glue factory in the sky
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
You know what, its a nice night to have a curse
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
Objection your honor, the witness is a badger.
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
There's a woman trapped behind the yellow wallpaper in my room and you're just standing there? Are you kidding me?
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
I'm hosting a slumber party at the abandoned house where the earth rumbles in anguish and the wind howls past grievances. BYOB
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
For eel??? On cod??
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
I'm Not Crazy I'm just Being Gangstalked
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Gaff the Fish @gafftopsail.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
I be up all night three-eyed slug fuckin'
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