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Gabriel Jesus

@gabriel-jesus.bsky.social
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Put your feet up. Relax. Enjoy yourself. 🇧🇷

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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 34m
🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 11h
Honestly they should just slash overtime and go straight to shootouts
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 11h
Avs love playing OT against Dallas
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Finally. Great goal Timber.
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Jesus this is bad
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Merino has done that three times now, get him out of midfield
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And that should be the game, great showing from Maye
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The offense gets a lot easier for everybody when Maye isn't playing like a dunce
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Getting oléd in your own "feral" environment. Tough.
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bring him in when their fire sale starts
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That fucker is inevitable
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Stupid from Gravenberch, you're on a yellow already
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wirtz is fucking dreadful
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wondering if Semenyo knows he can run towards goal
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Newcomb not wasting any time out there on the mound lmao, the pitch clock isn't even hitting 10 seconds
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hahahahahahahahahaha
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Should be red for both
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A shame the Tielemans-Mainoo midfield duo only lasted 60 mins
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This game is so bad it's good
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ermmm what??
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
United x Spurs another case of a change kit unnecessarily being used by the visiting team
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Better after the subs, should've scored 3 (but on another day we'd be 2-0 behind before Calafiori's goal). Still a lot to improve.
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oof Bukayo
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can we not kill the mood by getting Madueke the ball every time we attack??...
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What a goal! Get in!!!
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don't think it would have mattered because he might have been inside the goal already but if Gabriel doesn't try to direct his header he clears that
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can't say this wasn't coming.
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Get Bruno on, we need his quick passing in the final third
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Apparently we've had 4 shots in the first half. Not sure where this tally came from tbh. Appalling football.
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ANOTHER offside. Lads, please.
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Get onside ffs
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Madueke on the left wing. God help us.
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Daaa Jankees lose
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eu sempre coloquei como um sonho mais distante sair do país mas depois de ontem vou começar a tentar sair daqui o mais rápido possível. O Brasil acabou.
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not starting Sale today suddenly turns into a great decision, huh
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuentes still out there? Wtf
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Corrida durando tanto que vai acabar na hora de ir votar praticamente, pensando em deixar pra dormir depois
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ferrari fucking up in wet conditions? Seen this one before
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm barely half awake, what the hell is going on in this Malaysian "Bahrein" GP
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tucker heatin up in October, who could've seen it coming...
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
5 AM qualy? I'm almost certain one of the Ferrari's bin it in Q3. Here we go.
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Roberto De Zerbi
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#goavsgo
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three power play goals is definitely a positive Two short handed goals though... #goavsgo
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yep that's the series. Time to start looking at free agents and trade candidates to find out which starting pitcher the stiff is going to trade for this time while we can't score a run.
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Such a sorry Sox lineup, barely any hard hits, the only hope is running Fried's count
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Considerando seriamente ter que usar caneleira em pelada, tomei uma acima do tornozelo hoje que já inchou e eu sei que só vai piorar
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching a middling Astros team get kicked around in the 1st inning is an experience like no other
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Gabriel Jesus @gabriel-jesus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ABS is mental
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