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Gabriel Hernandez

@gabreho.com
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∙ iOS engineer 📱 Square 🔲 | Block 🧊 ∙ Spanglish ∙ 🇲🇽 ↣ 🇨🇦

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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 25/02/2026
Now I can make faster progress on my side projects with AI, but I’m still gonna stop at ~80% of an mvp :(
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 25/02/2026
“I love driving recklessly! F^%k everyo… *sees baby on board sticker ah, sorry, my bad”
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 30/08/2025
Swifties need to go touch some grass asap, daaang
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 19/07/2025
Help, my kid asked me “what is colour?”
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 20/03/2025
*me looking for song for my kid… "ABC song by Snoop Dogg" *taps play agresivelly. “hey pups, it’s ya top dog...”
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 25/01/2025
Is there a bluesky iOS client that remembers the post you last saw so you can continue scrolling up? (I miss Tweetbot)
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 28/12/2024
I became a 🍁 citizen last week, and my visitor visa is still valid for another 2 years.
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 11/12/2024
another day, another "Pattern matching binding is spelled with 'case let', not 'let case'" error. 🙈 #swiftlang
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 10/12/2024
Last night my kid had a meltdown because his blanket had wrinkles. 🫥
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 05/12/2024
ya había aceptado que el día termina a las 4:30... ahora resulta que ya temporada de tirar sal, palear nieve y cepillar el pendejo carro alv
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 02/12/2024
Why do I need to read the story of how onions first came to America when just trying to follow a recipe online?!
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 07/11/2024
Hola.
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 24/09/2024
I’ve forgotten how to “social media”
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 30/01/2024
Unsubscribing from mailing lists be like: Select the categories that you do not want to not be unsubscribed.
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 03/06/2023
Me: *pushing the stroller, opens the door of the café. Hippie looking dude: …AND THATS WHY HUMANS ARE A BIOLOGICAL WEAPON, THEY USE SEX TO.. me: *closes the door. I guess I’m making tea at home.
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 03/06/2023
“Rock is not the devils work, it’s magical and rad” 🥹
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 29/05/2023
How am I close to 20 hours of gameplay in Tears of the Kingdom and feel I haven't done anything meaningful storywise, yet I'm having the best time!? This game is a fucking masterpiece!
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 23/05/2023
I officially come back from pay leave tomorrow and I can’t stop playing TOTK!
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 28/04/2023
2 weeks more of pat leave 🙃
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 25/04/2023
I’m supposed to get push notifications, or are they not ready?
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 09/04/2023
🤞🏽hoping this is the last time I write my bio for a new profile
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Gabriel Hernandez @gabreho.com · 09/04/2023
Hi, azul cielo! 👋🏽☁️
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