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Gabe Lilja

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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 6h
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Stepped in a Big Pile of Sassy
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I say "you crazy, man". Yeah Don the deal maker that's the way to get things done, talk jive.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
hasa diga ibowai
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
thanks for the peptalk, dipshit. 🌊
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Believe Motivation
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just go ahead, Don, and crawl into the coffin with your dearest friend.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ask him who won the game. Dozey Don has no idea
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Numb skull has a b in it, most people don't know that...
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
geez Seth, stop stealing Christian Riley's money.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I'd like to see tubby as a contestant in a martial arts brawl instead.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Her argument is basically, we better do this because we don't want god mad at us!!
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Americans bought gas and food. World Cup tickets aren't a priority.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Stephen would be a fantastic pick for a stint hosting your show this summer when you are on break. The Tangerine Palpatine would lose his mind.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I guess this is the point that we are tired of winning?
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I guess this is the time of the day where we manipulate oil prices??? an hour left in the trading day.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
there's a lot of those moments. The bragging of sexual assault, his mockery of disabilities, the denigration of the military. The jackass is seemingly untouchable.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The smug asshole in the picture behind her knows he's just playing all the rubes. Do your best work, high cholesterol.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Pens fans travel well. I'm on a cruise right now in the Bahamas and the bar aboard was loud when Elmer bombed that puck on the net.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Wow. without your commentary, that game is like a nice warm nap. The ambient spa music has the same excitement level as the game play, which is none. I hope they don't charge money for this game.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Big surprise. He only cares about himself. If only there was a pattern of behavior that could have given voters a clue
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Well, Donald are you a Dr?
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
You gotta let your viewers/followers know how this is! As a fellow old man, I also asked for one. excited for you!
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"but you didn't need the mail in ballot since you were there in Palm Beach and could have done early voting" - what the next reporter in the rotation needed to ask.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Thanks for helping a lazy fan out. :) The lineup becomes totally unbalanced when he's on the shelf.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Bob, I figured you probably have this at the ready. What is the record with Lizotte in vs when he's out? That dude is the key piece
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
His name is pronounced "Mar-Kwayne"
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Our bases are being bombed. Our embassies are under attack. Thousands of Americans are stranded. Innocent Iranians are being murdered. We’re spending $1B a day to wage an illegal war which has resulted in the deaths of 6 US soldiers & injuries to countless others. And where is Trump? Golfing.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Sundowning early today, Mr President?
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
dude, don't lean in too close to the fungus growing on his neck.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The way these ghouls use resources, they wouldn't think about the sustainability of using us over time for continued work, they'd just throw us into the wood chipper and burn our collective sludge for fuel. (mucho dystopian).
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
why does he direct the comment "the devil!" at the hippo stuffy on his desk? does he think it's the devil? lol
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Now that the stock market is no longer 50,000 can we go ahead and get those Trump-Epstein files fully released?
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
NIck Fuentes continues to be a complete waste of time.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Kat is very furry. Here was my Cece just a few mins ago. Also, quite content.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Probably humanism, but I think maybe online community building or online broadcasting would offer some insights
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
There's not a lot of things that last longer than a midwestern goodbye. Conversations go on and on and on.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Sir, this is a car dealership.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I'm thinking it's opposite. What seems like 7 years in a church, is only an hour in normal life. I think I'm overthinking this.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
there will be no consequences. There never is.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
amazing under-rated comment. There is a weight limit, however.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Father and son. Aww
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Lily looks like my freak, CeeCee
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
nope, a one state solution where all parties get equal representation in the government and they all act like modern citizens and stop the nonsense of bronze age superstitions. If that means that the israelis are no longer the majority government, so be it. Let the collective will of all rule.
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God @thegodshow.com · 26/01/2026
It’s been 38 days since the Epstein files were supposed to be released but weren’t.
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Boo Fucking Hoo
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
"Do you have ze papers?" - coming soon to Minneapolis as the chief idiot is threatening to invoke the Insurrection Act. I hope it was worth it for those of you that were too busy or didn't feel like voting last November.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
We’re watching Trump radicalizing an entire generation in real time
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Gabe Lilja @gabelilja.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
It's amazing he heard that with the tragic ear injury he had. /s 🤥🙄
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