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Gabe Graziani

@gabegraziani.bsky.social
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I'm Gabe Graziani, former community management manager guy at some videogame companies. Opinions = mine, he/him

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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 1h
what is he doing to that gun?
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 18h
Yes!
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 18h
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Johnny 5: No Disassemble! - Short Circuit
Alt: Johnny 5, a robot with a head that resembles blocky silver binoculars, says, "No Disassemble #5!" - from the film Short Circuit
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what's the over-under on at least one of the screens being a straight up Unity tutorial?
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
is... is that not what they are going for? (because I thought that's what they were going for 😬)
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
imagine being on the 'execution team' and finally realizing the guilt and shame of what your life has become... and then also realizing that the coward's way out is unavailable to you because you'd just fuck it up.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They already have... funneled a bunch of money into the stock market without directly notifying the families of the children. You have to create an account on their app or website and agree to who knows what terms and conditions to access that money.
a screenshot from the article which says: 
"Both the government money and the deposit from the Dells go automatically into an S&P 500 index fund."
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
okay Lone Banker...
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What's weird is that they definitely have those in the States, but it's not the government, private insurance companies get to decide whether you get life-saving care or not.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
year old YouTube videos with 79 views...
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One thing I really like about Galactic Racer is that it doesn't try to pull in external drama like other racing games where your brother is kidnapped by The Cartel and you have to join the CIA to go undercover in the underground racing scene... no, people race vehicles! They love it! It's enough!
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
People really run for office and go on the television and just say whatever...
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
[tying a string to a pin in a picture of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] "but then, there was a Saturday Night Live appearance... [tapping a photo of the SNL stage with an old chalk board pointer] "where Rosie Perez..." [pins photo of Rosie Perez in a tube top] "did their choreography, now..."
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You might appreciate this one too, dunno if you've heard of it... store.steampowered.com/app/3919530/...
store.steampowered.com
It Takes a War on Steam
Graphics! Guns! Glory! Get ready to drop into a devastatingly real depiction of the battlefield as you and your team take on a relentless foe. It Takes a War presents a new vision for the team-based t...
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't know what brought this to mind... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragging
en.wikipedia.org
Fragging - Wikipedia
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He went to Yale...
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AND QUADINAROS TAKES THE LEAD!!
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think it's a mating display?
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Sage Grouse Mating Display
Alt: Sage Grouse Mating Display - a round bird with very spikey tail feathers bounces while inflating large leather sacks on its neck.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, in the case of these guys, accountants don't even really do math... the job of the accountant is to make all this graft appear legal somehow.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fastest Audible credit I've ever spent!!
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Utterly demolishing the accusations that I am an adult baby by throwing a little tantrum about it.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How is she still doing this...
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(yes, it's from experience... also they like to hang out in bathroom ceiling exhaust fans, so it's not a good idea to install those directly over the toilet)
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a child's plaintive whisper, "let's watch cartoons"
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is some of your finest work, omg.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The interplay between speed and handling mechanics is cool and you get a lot of tools, like afterburner, ramjet, shield and drift. Throw in track hazards on some planets like acid pools that corrode your speeder for extra drama. I am enjoying the rogue-light branching path and upgrade/fault system.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We already had a word for "social contagion" but I guess if you say people aren't having children because of peer pressure you sound stupid so they had to come up with something else.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They are like 95% bug juice, it's terrible.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I arrived in these comments simply to say, "that is too much soy sauce." I am relieved to see the sentiment already reflected here.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But if I can read 634 books, Scholastic will let me get a Mountain Bike for only the cost of shipping and handling...
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Was it Jared? Is that who made this?
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That is extremely cool.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Okay, but it's not great because of right-wing weirdos so they have to take it over and end up wrecking it because they never knew how to do it to begin with. Look at the movies The Daily Wire makes... nobody wants to watch it, it's hot garbage.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Running Man?
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I remember working in a video store when we got our rental fleet of PlayStations and Saturns in... I'd stay after closing and play all night. wipE'out" was extremely confusing to me because it opened with Red Bull and The Designers Republic logos, neither of which I'd heard of.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was going to suggest this one, but I see boss fight theme is a separate category/day! youtu.be/WWtpAzbEnc8?...
youtu.be
Blue Dragon Music Soundtrack Eternity
YouTube video by Akuroth1
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I presume you get yelled at a lot less. (even though there probably still is a lot of yelling)
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh wait, uhhhh... yes, just checking the bylaws and, yes, in a chat such as this one, you must use the more casual pronunciation of "tahmaytah" when referring to the soup.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No, I'm sorry... this is Mac erasure. The lyrics are actually: Joe and Mac JoJoAndMacMac Mac and Joe
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It sounds super Canadian to this Californian who's been living in Canada (Quebec and Ontario) for the last 18 years.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If there is one thing kids love, it's cozy mysteries... and if there are two things, the second is vivid stat bars.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People are joking around, but this legit looks delicious, lol.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Probably because they are both of the group of "first responders" (along with EMTs/Paramedics) and likely candidates for some of the money that would come from "defunding police" (though one hopes for more to emergency social and psychological/psychiatric services). Could be seen as chipping away.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This and Sleeping Dogs are my backlog White Whales... I must have had them installed on at least four different machines over the years but I have never gotten to either of them in spite of knowing this is a crime I will pay for with my soul.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's not work... it's a little club of other rich jackasses who meet so they can hunt poor people for sport or race their mega yachts while seeing who can rack up the most dolphin kills.
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@mitchyd.bsky.social must surely be aware of this...
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that's my secret, Cap...
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It seems very annoying!
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Both game and ad are excellent!
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Gabe Graziani @gabegraziani.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So... while I don't think it's very well done, it's pretty clearly mimicking traditional James Bond intro credits scenes? Like, those tend to use an art deco style and rely heavily on silhouette and rotoscoping. In that scenario, it doesn't make sense to include gameplay. youtu.be/YnzgdBAKyJo?...
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Casino Royale - Chris Cornell - You Know My Name
YouTube video by MovieSounds
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