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Gabe Evans' Cow

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Just a lonely cow, belonging to cosplay cowboy Gabe Evans - a serial liar representing Colorado's 8th congressional district (until he gets voted out in 2026). But not by me...y'know...cuz I'm a cow... MOO!

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LCV – League of Conservation Voters 🌎 @lcv.org · 4h
The only promise Trump has kept is giving Big Oil tax cuts and gutting environmental protections in exchange for campaign donations
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Trump promised to lower prices for Americans. Here's what the data shows.
Just weeks before the midterm elections, 90% of Americans say prices in the U.S. are the main factor shaping their view of the economy. These charts show why.
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 4h
For anyone who is looking for the full video of the Colorado CD 8 debate between Manny Rutinel and Gabe Evans, the Berthoud Surveyor has kindly made it available here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOy6...
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Colorado's 8th Congressional District Debate | CD8 Debate
YouTube video by The Surveyor
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 4h
#SchmittTheBed
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can’t tell you how much I needed this message of hope from the great President Barack Obama. 💙👊
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DrH @drhaup.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jason Crow’s (CO-06) rising star has him leading Democrats’ efforts to flip House: ‘Our nation is up against the ropes right now’ Democratic victory is “less an opportunity than a necessity” for the well-being of the country, its democracy and its people. www.denverpost.com/2026/10/04/j...
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Jason Crow’s rising star has him leading Democrats’ efforts to flip House: ‘Our nation is up against the ropes right now’
“We want to build a coalition that will endure,” Rep. Jason Crow says. “We want to reintroduce ourselves to rural America and working-class America and earn their support for the next generation.”
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is on YOU, Gabe Evans! Moo!
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gabe Evans like to talk about how he was a cop for ten years but let’s be honest: If you’re a former cop and you’re now trying to cover up crimes for Trump and the billionaires… …you were really just a fascist with a badge and a gun… MOO! #CO-08 #copolitics
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Manny Rutinel @mannyrutinel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gabe Evans voted to cover up the Epstein files even after he knew 14 year old girls were sexually assaulted. Gabe Evans protected child predators. I’m protecting our kids. Join the fight. Link in bio.
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of the most shameful things to come out of Gabe Evans' smarmy little pie-hole last night was that Manny wants to "trans your kids" and that if you don't, he'll send you to jail It is such a tired, worn-out MAGA trope and it elicited a lot of ridicule from the crowd What a fuck-wit #copolitics
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Last week, we talked about the things that Gabe Evans is NOT fighting back against. This week, we detail who Gabe is fighting FOR: - Trump - Elon Musk & billionaires - fossil fuel companies - polluters - ICE - J6 felons But we can say "NOPE" to Gabe Evans in Nov. #copolitics #CO-08 Greeley NOCO
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@modocolorado.bsky.social
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ProgressNow Colorado @progressnowco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Manny Rutinel to Gabe Evans last night: "You're not fooling anyone in this crowd." #copolitics
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ProgressNow Colorado @progressnowco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You've got your ballot and we've got you! 2026 Progressive Voters Guide: bit.ly/covote2026 Printable Quick Ballot Guide: progressnow.co/guide26.pdf #copolitics
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Manny Rutinel @mannyrutinel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What did Gabe Evans do to address the catastrophic risks of AI? Worse than nothing. Time and time again, he has tried to preempt states' rights and undermine common-sense safeguards. Coloradans will have their say in November. His days in Congress are numbered.
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Congrats to Meaghan Levy and the Berthoud Surveyor for producing a well-run debate last night between Manny Rutinel and Gabe Evans! They have provided a valuable service to #CO-08 citizens Anyone who can flush Gabe Evans out of hiding from his constituents deserves our thanks and support. Moo!
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Colorado Times Recorder @coloradotimesrecorder.com · 08/10/2026
Gabe Evans' and Many Rutinel's different approaches -- one moving to the middle, the other plastered on the far right -- were on display last night in their debate in Berthoud, located about 45 miles north of Denver.
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Running on the Economy Is 'Not a Good Look' for Evans, Says Rutinel During Debate
Toward the end of his debate tonight with Gabe Evans, Democrat Manny Rutinel turned to the Republican incumbent, who'd been discussing Colorado's economy, and said, "Now, I just got to...
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Moo ‘dat!
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Indivisible Bridge to Brighton (CO CD 8) @wdemocracyllco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Last night, I spoke out to Brighton City Council and my frustration with our mayor working for our congressman and the conflicts that makes. FYI, there are 2 ACTIVE pieces of federal legislation in the House that could take our local and state moratoriums away. youtube.com/shorts/91HlF...
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Requesting Mayor Mills to Vote for Us, Not His Boss, Congressman Gabe Evans
YouTube video by What Democracy Looks Like - Colorado
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@coloradotimesrecorder.com
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Great attendance at last night‘s Data Center Town Hall (sponsored by Mo Dower - candidate, HD64) in Greeley. Mo brought together experts that defined the different types of DCs, their resource requirements, & their impacts in semi-arid climates like ours. Great engagement from the crowd as well!
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Having a bit of an existential crisis here… Is that all I am - a tax break??? Feeling moooody…
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Manny Rutinel @mannyrutinel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gabe Evans voted for Trump’s healthcare cuts, tariffs, and wars raising our costs. Evans votes 100% with Trump, making you pay more. I’ll fight to lower costs and hold Trump accountable. Join the fight. Link in bio.
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@indivisiblenoco.com @berthoudindivisibl.bsky.social @greeleyweldindiv.bsky.social @twni-indivisible.bsky.social #copolitics #coleg @denverpost.com @coloradosun.com @coloradopublic.bsky.social @reporterherald.com @greeleytribune.com @greeley-free-press.bsky.social
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Concerned about data centers here in Colorado? Mo Dower, candidate for HD-64, is sponsoring a town hall TONITE at 6:30 in Greeley to discuss them. www.mo4colorado.org/event-detail... Featuring guest experts Dr. Melinda Laituri (CSU) and Kevin Stearns from the CO Citizen Observers Project...
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gabe Evans? NOPE !!! #CO-08 #copolitics Greeley
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Absolutely right, Colorado Girl!
Gabe Evans as Howdy Doody; Trump as Buffalo Slob
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gabe Evans' campaign signs all say "Fight Back with Gabe". Last I checked, Republicans control the White House, Senate, House, and Supreme Court. What and who exactly are you fighting back against, Gabe??? - the removal of millions of people from Medicaid/SNAP? NOPE #copolitics Greeley (cont'd)
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And I’m one of them! Moo!
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Truck Fump CO @truckfumpco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why would any cop support Gabe Evans? When Trump pardoned and released 1500+ violent J6 felons (who assaulted federal officers and caused a couple of deaths) back into our communities - Gabe Evans (a former cop) - said NOTHING. So much for the party of “law and order”… #CO-08 NOCO Greeley
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We should all be asking this! Moo! drewsheneman.substack.com
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LCV – League of Conservation Voters 🌎 @lcv.org · 29/09/2026
The LCV Victory Fund 2026 Dirty Dozen, the Worst of the Worst running for Congress: -Susan Collins -Mike Collins -Jon Husted -Mike Rogers -Michael Whatley -Juan Ciscomani -Gabe Evans -Bill Huizenga -Mike Lawler -Scott Perry -David Valadao -Derrick Van Orden Share and help us hold them accountable!
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@indivisiblenoco.com @berthoudindivisibl.bsky.social @greeleyweldindiv.bsky.social
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mo Dower, candidate for CO HD-64 (W. Greeley, Berthoud, Johnstown, Mead, Milliken) recently held two town halls focused on Metro Districts. Her campaign just posted video of one of the events: youtu.be/_6bqV5k8vdg …featuring a lawyer and an accountant who are both experts in the topic. 🧵 1/2
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Metro District Town Hall 1
YouTube video by Mo4Colorado
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just searched for that ad and couldn’t find it - do you have a link?
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gabe Evans is a smug little twerp, isn’t he? I’ll bet he was one of the mean girls in high school. Moo!
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve said it before - if Gabe Evans is a “rancher” I am a freakin’ show pony… Moo!
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Moo ‘dat!
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here is the trailer for the movie that Elon and the other oligarchs don’t want you to see….. Moo!
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Truck Fump CO @truckfumpco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not surprised that little shit-weasel Gabe Evans is on the list.
Shit weasel Gabe Evans
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Moo ‘dat! The Cow 🐮
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ProgressNow Colorado @progressnowco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gabe Evans chose loyalty to Trump over Colorado. Every time. Now, Coloradans are paying the price. #copolitics
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah - I don’t buy it (and I’m a cow - we typically are very trusting…). 🐮
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah - does anyone believe that pollster? Moo!
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Get the Flock out of Loveland! Please sign the petition listed below. Moo! NOCO @indivisiblenoco.com @berthoudindivisibl.bsky.social
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mo Dower is serious about serving the constituents of HD64. Please give her a look and consider showing your support by donating: www.mo4colorado.org @indivisiblenoco.com @indivisible-co.bsky.social @berthoudindivisibl.bsky.social @greeleyweldindiv.bsky.social Greeley NOCO MOO!
mo4colorado.org
Mo4Colorado | House District 64
Mo Dower is running for Colorado House District 64 to bring real, community-driven leadership to Northern Colorado. With firsthand experience in agriculture, she is focused on supporting working famil...
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mo Dower - candidate for CO‘s HD64 - has sponsored two well-attended town halls to discuss “metro districts” and the obscene profits that developers reap at the expense of taxpayers. Here is an article covering the Aug. 14 event in Berthoud: berthoudsurveyor.com/metro-distri... #copolitics #coleg
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@philweiser.bsky.social Moo!
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a cheerleader for Trump's illegal war in Iran, Gabe Evans (R-CO) is also responsible for the meteoric rise in gas and diesel prices. We will all pay for this - at the pump, the grocery store, the feed store, etc. Moo! #CO-08 Greeley #copolitics
Trump - "I Did That";  Gabe Evans - "And I Helped"

with regards to gas/diesel prices
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Gabe Evans' Cow @gabeevanscow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey - I know that goat! We in the barnyard knew she had really LOW standards, but... Kash Patel??? She obviously needs help - we're gonna have to do a barnyard intervention. Moo!
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