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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 07/10/2026
yes!
me searching bluesky to see if I'm the first person (here) to do a joke about supersymmetry being woke and I won't be searching further afield thank you
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 07/10/2026
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
a 3D mesh of a retro futuristic muscle car, it's a dark grey with blacked out windows with louvres and light grey flat rims, and a black and white trima 3D mesh of a retro futuristic muscle car, it's a dark grey with blacked out windows a raised boxy bonnet with intake and grill and thin LED lights
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 03/10/2026
big Nolan fan, he's an..
a can of Grapefruit pale ale, 5.2% called Interstella Fella. It's a nice purple can with a little guy with a guitar sitting on the rings of a Saturn like planet
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 28/09/2026
fun stuff!
a purple cluster of Lynchian fever dreams next to a hot pink cluster of Lynchian fever dreams next to a green cluster of, you guessed it, Lynchian fever dreams
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 07/09/2026
them: the perfect social media post does not exist me:
bluesky UI showing a "post has been deleted" message
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 01/09/2026
oh and it was going so well
Letter grid for today's Outlier game, a clearly vibecoded game with tons of unnecessary fluff all over the UI. The guessed words say:

BUILT common rarity 7 +25
WITH common rarity 7 +25
CUMS rare rarity 43 +76

whatever the fuck any of that means
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 24/08/2026
when you find a word you think makes you sound smart, it's a proper interesting dichotomy
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 18/08/2026
Noddy: I had coffee with Mr Milko half an hour ago!
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 15/08/2026
If they arrested every dude for tipping back a High Life,..
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 11/08/2026
it is entirely possible to play a game with an animatronic puppet
sinister puppet being displayed on an old CRT television, with spirals on it's cheeks and black eyes. it wants to play a game with you
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 10/08/2026
definitely this
Eric Bana topless in a missionary sex position, stone eyed and starring into the distancemen in suits taking up covering fire positions next to a Huey helicopter at an airport, they're lit by floodlights at nightEric Bana throwing back long locks in climax, sweat is flying everywhere
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 10/08/2026
once again, shout out to @juliangollop.bsky.social who called it in 1997
The Cyberweb corporation developed artificial life forms to provide a willing and obedient workforce for the future. However, popular protest against unemployment forced the Senate to pass laws against artificial life. No more Androids could be built and they were banned from employment except the most menial and degrading jobs. Cyberweb had to change strategy and compete with the Nanotech corporation for medical and military contracts. The unfortunate Androids were either banished from the city or had to be bought and sold as household servants or pets. Androids are good for combat, although they possess no Psionic abilities, and the few that remain may well risk seeking employment by X-COM and join the battle against the Aliens.  From: Apocalypse Ufopaedia
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 07/08/2026
Waingro from Heat, sits opposite an unseen female character, leaning towards her his balding long greasy hair reaches down to his topless shoulders. he has a demented smile on his dimly lit face. There's the disruptive pattern of a pink wallpaper found in a cheap motel behind him
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 01/08/2026
having a normal one
The Arsenal app showing the following push notifications:
Kick off, first half begins.
Kick off, first half begins.
Kick off, first half begins.
Kick off, first half begins.
Kick off, first half begins.
+4
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 01/08/2026
welcome back tho <3
keep me posted - get notified of this account's activity (its jerry's account)

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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 30/07/2026
3 panels from Arrested Development meme with Tobias talking to Michael in a board room:
1) Tobias: As you may or may not know, the toon and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
2) Michael: really? when did that start?
3) Tobias: Well, I don't wanna blame it all on Arsenal transfer links with Bruno G but it certainly didn't help
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 29/07/2026
this meme but for real
screenshot of a twitter post from 'The Golden Sir' which reads:
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 28/07/2026
cinema
an interesting wide angle shot from 2001: a Space Odyssey showing Dr Dave Bowman in conversation with HAL, he sits at a curved desk surrounded by an array of multi-coloured illuminated terminals and screens featuring graphic visualisations and abstract acronyms such as FLX, DMG, GDE, VEH and NUC.
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 26/07/2026
sir, we believe it's a new Mythos-class model
classified documents, black and white photographs from naval shipyard of a submarine in dry-dock - being passed across a mahogany deska CIA general played James Earl Jones handling the secret documents, looking intently at the photosAlex Baldwin reclines on the sofa after handing over the documents confidently proposing somethingthe general's hands inspect the photos with a magnifying glass, he's looking at doors on the side of the submarine
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 18/07/2026
the reddit web client has got so bad it's now, totally unusable, you've got about 30 seconds before you're hit with a full screen prompt to install the app to continue using. You can't dismiss it. RIP
nightmarish, piece of shit Reddit website on mobile featuring an "open app" button which takes up most of the navbar, an advert in the content flow, and a cute video of a cat but it's obscured by a full page advert to install the fucking Reddit app to "keep using Reddit". Theres no close button so you're pretty much fucked
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 17/07/2026
49.8% of Americans would vote for Ellis
The character Ellis from Die Hard wearing a suit and shit-eating grin while reclining in a brown leather chair
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 13/07/2026
quote from man dead "I can't die now"
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 24/06/2026
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 22/06/2026
my phone just warned me it's overheating fr, phones can't handle the heat in the UK
A warning my phone is overheating and certain features will be disabled
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 20/06/2026
this is what peak UK existence is like
a rat seemingly driving a car around the countryside at speed, wearing ray-ban sunglasses, a nike sports top and an old timey cap. his mouth is wide open
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 20/06/2026
thanks google
google AI bullshit responding to my search for "plz listen to my mixtape" with a seemingly sincere response indicating that it would "love to check out my mixtape!" if I drop a link to my project in the chat? fucking christ
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 19/06/2026
this is the one thing we didn't want to happen
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 10/06/2026
what am I doing with my life
cow in a field with a bold meme title "DOES HE KNOW?" like a clickbait youtube thumbnail, the edges are darkened for overly dramatic effect
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 10/06/2026
Arrested Development ass reality
an Alliance of Magicians, Illusionists and Wizards pose for a group photo with the sign that reads "We Demand To Be Taken Seriously"
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 07/06/2026
@juliangollop.bsky.social called it in 1997
lore description of "shopping mall", the vast shopping malls are popular places for citizens. Although most goods are purchase via the Internet, the shopping mall allows potential customers to try before they buy.
Alien infiltration potential: average
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 02/06/2026
Seaman vibes
videogame fish with maybe an understandably depressed human face, from the Dreamcast game 'Seaman'
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 09/05/2026
propaganda poster featuring a devilish soviet officer looking over the shoulder of a naive (iMac?) computer user, it says "when you program open source, you're programming communism" with the tagline "a reminder from your friends at microsoft"
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 05/05/2026
when you order pizza with a Thin & Crispy base
Ash, the android from Alien (1979) with his head ripped off and weird milk and entrails everywhere - still alive and saying "its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility"
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 21/04/2026
No point reinventing the wheel here
Explore posts for "jerrymaxxing". 
Posts included "I asked John Tjmaxx and he confirmed TJ Max  is named after Tom & Jerrymaxxing" 
a reply to Jerry "Jerrymaxxing" another post "jerrypilled
jerrymaxxing
oops! all jerrys
jerry girls" 
and "end jerrymanding, begin jerrymaxxing"
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 11/04/2026
tell me this isn't posting
a reddit post from /r/programming linking to wikipedia article with photo of Charles Babbage, looking kinda stiff, featuring the quote "On two occasions I have been asked, – "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question"
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 09/04/2026
brb having a normal one, taking my £2m Egg down the pub
a BBC news article, Pub thief jailed for stealing handbag with £2m Farbergé egg inside
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 08/04/2026
Blue sky black death #glitchart
glitchart of a blue sky featuring cranes reaching to the sky, branches from a tree and soft wispy clouds, the image breaks down through jagged bands of purple and deep blue and cyan, it fades to dark purple
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 04/04/2026
This is England #glitchart
glitchart of a beige brick wall with windowed Juliet balcony with a St. George's flag hung from it, the image breaks down and disintegrates through dark blues and purple tones
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 04/04/2026
Search and destroy #glitchart
glitchart closeup of a flowers on a tree in blossom, the image breaks down and distorts through bands of dark purple and green and blue hues
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 04/04/2026
More questions than answers #glitchart
glitchart of a tree in blossom, sunlight catches the flowers but the image breaks down in jagged lines, distorting the image through purple and blue hues
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 31/03/2026
pleased to report
meme selfie from a man in a hospital bed with the message "I lived bitch"
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 29/03/2026
couldn't put #glitchart together again
glitchart of the mathematical bridge over the river cam in Cambridge, the image breaks down and distorts through bands of purple, and fades down through light blue and into a deep cyan. a pride flag can be seen hung on the bridge
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 29/03/2026
Broken bridge #glitchart
fully degenerated glitchart elements of the sky and college roofs in Cambridge, chimneys and trees appear broken and distorted over a river, bands of peach, and browns fade through blue and purple into green
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 29/03/2026
The moment George Bush learned the second tower was hit during 9/11, as an aide whispers into his ear, there's an intense look on his face
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 28/03/2026
#glitchart it's gonna happen on a hashtag somewhere?
glitchart of the mathematical bridge over the river cam in Cambridge, the image breaks down and distorts through bands of red, pinkish magenta, and fades down into deep blue. a bridge flag can be seen hanging on the bridge with punters in the distance
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 25/03/2026
me rn:
The back of Robert De Niro's head as Neil McCauley in Heat, taking photos of the LAPD from afar. Al Pacino as Detective Vincent Hanna appears to be waving his hands in the air as if waving to the camera
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 14/03/2026
don't be fooled by the propaganda, statistically you're more likely to use the BUG-A-SALT on yourself or a family member, than a roach
some kind of rural hillbilly brandishing a bright yellow 'BUG-A-SALT' gun, it appears to be a pest control product for shooting insects. He looks very happy to be holding it
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 07/03/2026
Faith in #glitchart
glitchart of the mathematical bridge over the river cam in Cambridge, the image breaks down and distorts through bands of light cyan and pinkish magenta, bands of green and dark blue. a bridge flag can be seen hanging on the bridge with punters in the distance
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 07/03/2026
new version of RapidRAW, which features some new guide overlays. Honestly didn't think I would use this one much until I went to tweak this shot of the mathematical bridge
a photo of the mathematical bridge in Cambridge with a pride flag opened in a photo editor (RapidRAW) cropping UI. Diagonal guidelines appear to line up with the beams of the bridge and resemble it's structure
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ǝuuɐſ @g.litch.art · 07/03/2026
I'm normalizing it
Homer Simpson relaxing on a couch with a bird, who appears to have been pulling on strands of his hair sitting atop of his head. The caption reads, I know. I'm normalizing it
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