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Guillaume Ross

@g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy
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Security, poutine, movies and cars! [bridged from irrelephant.co/@g on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 10h
I never thought I’d live through Mad Max 2 but I’m in an airport lounge that ran out of beer
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
To the woman in the hotel elevator with two big basil plants: 1 - what 2 - it did smell good
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Who’s at #sector this week?
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
All these bloggers and podcasters with Macs with screen sharing opened to the Internet replacing that with cheap KVMs makes for a very annoying read or listen.
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
If you miss them, don’t worry, you can catch up with them at the local movie theatre as well.
fed.amazonawaws.com
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Wtf is RH Furniture supposed to be? IKEA quality for 17 times the price? Cheap particle board garbage at the price of solid wood in other stores. Guess that explains why there wasn’t a single other client in the store. How are they still in business?
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
If you use passkeys with ChatGPT, and want to sign-in to do the phone remote Codex thing to your Mac, it forces you to “enable MFA”, by which they mean SMS, WhatsApp or OTPs 🤮
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Free software supply chain security tool that covers npm, yarn, cargo, gaoling, pypi, bun, secret scanning for dev and vibe-coder workstation! Can run as a one time scan, or in protect mode. boostsecurity.io/dazio brew install boostsecurityio/tap/dazio
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Dazio | Free malware scanner and package firewall for agentic coders & developers
Find out in two minutes if your developer machine is already infected. Dazio is free, scans for malicious packages and exposed secrets, and blocks new malware at every install. macOS and Linux.
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Finally. youtu.be/A5U8ypHq3BU
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
I wonder if Chrome has access to my local network at this point
Screenshot of macOS privacy settings on Local Network Access, entire window is instances of Google Chrome with it turned on. The scrollbar makes us think there is MORE
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Phone companies providing much better pricing for family plans seems like it would help out a lot of abusers
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
I should clean up my password manager more often
username
guillaume
password
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Excellent O
website
https://careers-rapid7.icims.com/jobs/1719/strategic-services-program-development-consultant/candi‹
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
It’s move to the Passwords.app day. Until I read @rmondello excellent post on rmondello.com/2026/09/07/switching-… I did not know the mobile version of 1Password could export like this. That was a reason I was putting it off, I hated the idea of creating a CSV with […]
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
575$ to see Slipknot outside, in the pit. That’s gonna be a nope from me dawg, hopefully regular tickets in a few days are not 350$ for GA, standing up a mile from the stage.
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
It would be awesome if Mastodon and third party clients supported code blocks. I doubt Mastodon itself will do it but if @ivory did for example it would make my experience better as many people are used to using that format to denote where code starts and ends anyway and it just ends up looking […]
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
How to get me to order a thing online, a guide for brick and mortar store: Put the thing I need in a locked shelf and hide employees away while I realize Prime has the same thing for the same price. Shop local!
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
It’s been 10 years. We need new Computer Show episodes @adamlisagor!
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
I hate take-out. If I gotta get dressed I’ll eat it fresh in a real plate, if I feel like an animal I need it delivered.
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
New Resident Evil movie: EXCELLENT
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
For the first time in my adult life I might not vote on a provincial election. I can’t bring myself to vote for any of them.
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
I had a pink car before Apple thought it was cool
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
To this day, the release date I’ve been the most excited about was obviously on September 9th.
9.9.99
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE HINT >
OUTSMARTING IT WILL ONLY
MAKE IT SMARTER.
sega.com
it's thinking
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Why do they put attic access in freaking closets you gotta empty to fit a ladder
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
I hope Flavio Briatore gets sued for libel into retirement.
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
RE: irrelephant.co/@g/117207737481911230 I wanna thank all the podcasts and YouTube videos I’ve seen about this that didn’t point any of that out 😂
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
Two big misses on Unifi travel router (Long Range in my case but irrelevant): 1- you can’t pin it to 5ghz on the WAN wifi side, and when it drops to 2.4 it sticks to it for too long 2 - if you Teleport back home, it’s in a weird network where you can’t apply content filtering so I don’t get my […]
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
LOAD "*",8,1
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
Unifi Long Range Travel Router on its way to meeeeeee Wanted the other one for a whie but was afraid I'd miss the antennas of my GL.Inet Beryl AX
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
Just tried the 1139hp Cayenne “turbo” EV and… ROFL what a hilarious car!!
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
I see @1password wasn't happy with just support Red Bull during the Horner era, they had to support Omarchy too!
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Can someone at Anthropic vibe-code chat thread sync between devices that actually works again? kthx
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Perhaps when you’re bringing laptop stands and external peripherals for more comfortable extended computer sessions, you should GTFO of the completely full coffee shop.
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
I got a scam email inviting me to join the Illuminati. I….what?
RE....
Hello! are you interested in joining the Illuminati for riches
‚fame and power.... And earn $500,000 every month Or
you have already joined and have not received your
benefit, so I want to tell you this is your right way to follow
the light, don't let anyone deceive you... Become a
member now and become rich and famous, this is a great
opportunity to your greatness don't let it pass you by
contact us for more info
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Joshua Jung @joshua.social.tupo.space.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
@g There is a EU directive (PSD2) that requires a mechanism called „Strong Customer Authentication“ for many transactions. 3D Secure (called „Verified by Visa“ at Visa) implements this.
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
Why does Europe have such a boner for "Verified By Visa"? (not trolling, serious question)
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
LinkedIn needs more goatse references
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
Security guys (it's always guys) yelling at people for using USB-C in on a plane or train seat would make so much money if they just stole the free 0days contained in those seats instead
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026
Case of the Mondays
A leather desk with a empty coffee double insulated glass and a huge pool of coffee between the keyboard, the wrist support and the mouse, some drops on the floor
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
You haven’t seen The Fast and The Furious until you’ve been in a theatre and audio didn’t start and people in the room had to make the vroom noises for the first 10 minutes
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
How many old USB-A and Lightning cables can a house even contain????
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
The best targeted phish I've ever received
Screenshot of the top of an email

Top is a red banner with the KFC logo and it says TEAMKFC in white font

Below it says: Docsend shared a link to information on TeamKFC
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Jacob Burley @jc0b.datboi.network.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
@g my Santa blocklist 😅
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
RE: mastodon.online/@9to5Mac/1171234076… Who wants THIS???
mastodon.online
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
I love how HDMI-CEC makes things simple in between intense hour long "troubleshooting" sessions that consist of randomly messing with shit until it seems to work again
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Great post by @Myrcurial www.cybrsecmedia.com/just-risky-eno…
cybrsecmedia.com
Cybersecurity Risk Management Is Broken by Design
We shouldn't be bolting yet more defensive bloat onto a structurally broken ecosystem. We should be fixing the underlying architecture so we can manage risk relative to reward directly.
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
If you used S3 for static hosting, and AWS checks you have a bucket called `example.com` to go with your domain `example.com` which you will point at S3... It won't prevent you from deleting the bucket eventually, at which point SEO scammers will see your domain points to S3 and no global […]
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
NICE, Android 17 has better sandboxing for Work profiles. But...the weaker sandboxing made it very easy for people to authenticate to the work profile using an authenticator app in the main profile. YIKES... Okta recommending weakening MFA policies for people with new phones, which will result […]
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
I love how "Air Canada Rouge" is the perfect punchline to everything. "Woops, I accidentally booked a trip with a 42 hour layover at JFK instead of a direct flight" STILL BETTER THAN AIR CANADA ROUGE "Damn it, I've got a terrible cold this morning" STILL BETTER THAN AIR CANADA ROUGE "I wish […]
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
RE: mstdn.social/@Bellingcat/1170835232… Oh wow that must be an awesome training
mstdn.social
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Guillaume Ross @g.irrelephant.co.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
How isn’t there a French password manager called Kiki Monpassword
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