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the locness monster

@fxmaldehyde.bsky.social
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my mom thinks i'm goofy

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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
playing fantasy football but w my friend's tinder roster
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
can't wait to be pissed off !
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
mod twinsies
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
oh !
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@kenniejd.bsky.social ......so i said i was gonna leave you alone after that one tubi christmas movie but-
girl tubi made a wendy williams movie
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I LIVE IN THE MIDWEST WHAT IS THE REASON !!!!!!!
a crunchy photo of peter griffin screaming in a straight jacket
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
jason derulo falling down the stairs at the met gala
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
hear me out candy rain but it's about a stalker
it's a scene from the season 2 finale of euphoria with lexi sitting in the director's chair of that messy ass production she put on
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
didn't want to ruin the day yk
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
me at the bottom
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
this post is for people with four black grandparents only
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
HAPPY 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF BLACK HISTORY MONTH
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
bought squirrel with a gun bc @kenniejd.bsky.social seemed to know i love this type of foolishness and yall please look at this wig i just found i can't 😭
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
the high is 6 degrees today......
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
please do not piss me off today
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
bitch that's what that's from ?
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
what's it like inside your head
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
everyone point and laugh
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
me strolling out of bed at noon: did i miss the rapture
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
even my egg next to yours in the ovary knew bc i don't think i ever once perceived you as straight....
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
who is y'all this is still in my rotation
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
the guy i interviewed with this morning accepted my linkedin connection
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
THIS HEART IT BEATS BEATS FOR ONLY YOU MY HEAAAARRTTTT IS YOOUUURRRSSSS
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
sighs chromokoooooooopia.....
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
me getting ready for plans i agreed to
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
me leaving work knowing im off until tuesday
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
if i tell you how to say my name more than twice and you still continue to say it incorrectly i should be able to do this
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
you don't need even in arcadia on vinyl you just bought three
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I'M TIRED OF INCOMPETENT MEN MAKING MY JOB HARDER
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
If you were killed in a video game, what loot would you dropm
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
AND SHE WIIIIIIILLLLLL BE LOOOOOOVED
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
it's hair day
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
strobe lights make everything.....sexier....
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
idk what was being said here but ik it was some bullshit ft. my mom
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
i really gotta work my entire adult life ?
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
when the edible you forgot abt hits
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
sent my local white woman obsessed with diet coke this post and this was her response
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
... damp ?
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
PUTTHEMUHFUCKINMONEYINMYMUHFUCKINHAND
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"Say Drake"
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
ABRA CA DABRA ABBA CA DAAAAA BRAAAAA
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
girl lmfao
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
i'm still wondering who she's gonna get them from cuz....
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
getting ready to go out
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the locness monster @fxmaldehyde.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
in the uber thinking abt the blunt i'm abt to roll upon entering the crib
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