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broodmare (cyberpuritan)

@fxggotposting.moe.observer
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i'm almost as horny online as i am offline. nsfw alt (hard kink, dead dove do not eat, you have been warned) the most fuckable sister-coded misato kinnie at the forks of the ohio river, let's drink sake together

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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 10/09/2026
plus the stories are already so fleshed out in my head... i have several of these! my favorite is probably the one where
i'm the virgin vagina-haver who dollposts online, and i go visit the queerhouse full of trans women where i can meet one of my online friends who's never shown any sexual interest in me

in most versions at least one or two of her roommates know my posting as well and they were all always planning on sharing me. my friend starts kissing me and pushing me down but i say "i don't want my first time to be like this" and she apparently "respects that". she starts walking me out, ostensibly to make sure that a particular roommate doesn't call my posted bluff and have her aay, but actually has all her roommates except one waiting downstairs to throw a bag on my head and shove me down the basement stairs. there are a few ways it continues from there (:
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 10/09/2026
i need to get a new notebook for it and bring it to work so i can be actually at work when i start my collection of porn/externalized fantasies by writing down the one where a new coworker blackmails me into meeting her in the bathroom dd dne, imminent-rape dialogue in alt, a little concept for it
"Keep your hands off me!!! You just groped me!!!"
"Uhhh no I didn't?"
"Yes you did. Now you're trying to force yourself on me!"
"Umm... hot?"
*balls her hand into a fist in my hair and twists so my knees start shaking*
"Oh that's hot? Well you'll be meeting me in the single-occupant RIGHT NOW and then coming home with me. Or our boss and HR are gonna hear that 'hot' story first thing in the morning."
"What! That's so... It's your word against mine."
*twists harder and shoves a finger in my mouth*
"Yeah. I'm sure your word has always counted for so much here. ... Be there in five minutes and be ready to get gag on my girlcock while I cover your tits and tummy with bruises and welts, you subhuman fucking piece of holemeat trash, or I'll make you regret it even worse."
[me scared and already sore as she walks away, but undeniably swooning and wet]
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 05/09/2026
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 31/07/2026
someone on my main did this one so i thought why not
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 23/06/2026
just learned about ayla chronotrigger and i am entirely too Normal about her and her pet twinkhole who SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME to ever play this game without mentally disintegrating
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 26/11/2025
actually this take is even fucking stupider than hating AI for that reason, which is at least mostly based on reasonable (if shortsighted) interpretation of misinformation and isn't just braindead from first principles
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 05/11/2025
what in the insane botspam fuck is this 😭😭😭😭😭
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 02/11/2025
btw im still the hottest sistercoded misato kinnie at the forks of the ohio river and i put out REALLY easily
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 02/11/2025
BOO! you're so scraed rightnow... yeha u dont wana mess with me........
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 31/10/2025
male form factor robot???
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 24/10/2025
recreated with stolen image who tryna get a large enough group together to keep me in the basement and make this a literal reality
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 24/10/2025
www.aipuritytest.org
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 24/10/2025
girl i love ur content, you're an icon and the voice of our generation, but this video is so whack 😭😭😭 don't make it sound like the pan didn't work as intended when YOUR ass didn't OIL THE PAN, this is PURELY a skill issue!!! i don't even bake and i know this much!!!
I Tried The Worst Baking Product Ever (betty crocker stuffed cake maker. it #wentwrong. but not because the layer pan didn't work, it worked great)
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 22/10/2025
im not gonna notify this random user i do not know with this by quoting but lmao i just love tech posts so much literally just an entirely different language is this a joke??? is it hilarious??? is it a 100% straightforward statement of fact that isn't meant to be funny??? i have no idea and idc!!!
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 21/10/2025
i see a hole, i bang a hole until i cum. simple as
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 13/10/2025
these are three of my favorites, right next to each other one is coherent and accurate but also insane, the other is like WHAT, and the third is just like... yeah that's fair lmfao
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 11/10/2025
you can be both a fujoshi (fetishizes mlm) AND a himejoshi (fetishizes wlw) there is absolutely nothing stopping you and i am going to fetishize all of the gays and some straights too
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 11/10/2025
i have blue raspberry jolly rancher flavored soda, and other almost impressively american sounding sentences uttered by mentally disturbed trannies
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 09/10/2025
this is that deep, crushing yearningposting what will fix that isn't to be physically and emotionally abused by my clone that is also my sister, though i do wnst that, but what will fix me us just to do this naked, skin touching skin, with someone who wants me so badly she's blind with desire, -->
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broodmare (cyberpuritan) @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 05/10/2025
she's soooo good as a canvas
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