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FV_Mad_as_hell

@fvmadashell.bsky.social
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Twitter refugee. Dutchie living in Germany after 25 years of living and working in the NHS. Banned from talking politics at the dining table. Woke. Left-Wing Boomer. #FBPE

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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Chonk resting.
Chonk, my chunky black Min Coon lookalike lying on his side resting his massive head on my tummy
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Here‘s our Chonk. He’s been to the vet‘s for a clipping. Spare him a thought. He’s less fat than we thought!
Our Chonk minus most of his hair. He looks like a poodle.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Morning! Here are Chonk and Baby, lying peacefully on the spare bed. Happy second Advent!
Two massive black cats lying on the bed spread of the spare bed!
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Seen this afternoon on a forest walk. Cute or what! #Woodfairies
Stones around a little tree trunk and a little door. Think there are fairies living there. (Wood fairies according to my wife and she knows!)
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
How can you tell someone is a Dutchie without saying they’re a Dutchie…..
5 pieces of salted licorice lying on the armrest of my lazy chair. 

The licorice is black, the chair brown and the floor light grey.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Chonk isn’t keen on Mondays
Chonk lying in my arms
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Love this ⬇️
Tweet from Kristi Noem - the cos playing dog abuser mocked by Newsom
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Arriving at Hoek van Holland.
Arriving at Hoek van Holland.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Text from Nazir Afzal, explaining that the majority of people prosecuted and convicted are white perpetrators
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Fair enough Post a random picture or else, apparently, September will go to ruin. 😂
Odi in his basket on the Ferry
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
There are a gazillion jokes about Essex and most of them are in poor taste. But did you know that the University of Essex is set in lovely gardens. Neither did I!
Sunset against abackground of a park landscape with a massive pond and equally impressive fountain!
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Sunday lunch with the grandkids. Am I proud!?! You bet!
Table set with name badges for the oldies.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Dog is clearly exhausted from all the travelling.
Odi, our brown and tan, dachshund lying on his back paws in the air, asleep in his basket.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I prefer this when in Monaco.
Picture of a Helicopter.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I am a bit ambivalent about the meat ‚replacements‘ but recently started using some veggie mince. It’s fine, I don’t taste the difference and texture is really the same. I don’t need vegetarian ham or something such. That’s mostly ultra processed. Just had a vegan masala on the boat. Nice.
Vegan Masala with peas and white rice.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
They’re good. Odi is making sure nobod is going to walk off with me!
Odi resting his head on my lap.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Welcome to Deck 9, Deckhand Odi welcomes you aboard!
Odi on my lap against the blue of the deck floor.  

His first sea voyage.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Still looking pretty good. Or view this morning.
Queue of cars, dramatic skies over the ferry boat.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Those who are unsure of the Taliban is proscribed, here is chapter and verse.
Photo of the web entry stating that the Taliban is proscribed. 

Yes. The Taliban is a proscribed terrorist organisation in the UK under the Terrorism Act 2000.

It was first proscribed on 14 March 2001, and it remains on the UK Government’s official list of banned terrorist organisations.

This means it is a criminal offence in the UK to:
	•	Belong to the Taliban
	•	Invite support for it
	•	Arrange meetings for it
	•	Wear clothing or carry articles that arouse suspicion of membership/support

Would you like me to pull up the official UK government listing so you can see the exact entry?
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Tried the AirTag. Too few people with IPhone/Apple gear here on the wilderness. Been now contemplating for ages to get a Tracker, Mrs MadAsHell says it will break my heart when o find out Chonk is two-timing us. She is (nearly) always right. Here’s Chonk recovering from another hard day…
Chonk relaxing on the spa deck.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
There’s barely 4 glasses in these bottles! Where do I complain? Luckily we got a few boxes! 😂😂
Bottle of Riesling with a corkscrew.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
That took all of 3 minutes after arriving back home from our short break. Chonk back on my lap!
Chonk back on my lap!
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
You think so? I just restrain Chonk!
Chonk lying on his back on my lap.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Nom nom! Just had this in Luxemburg.
Small cheesecake.  Fruits and Cream!
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Hoe it ended!
Finished cake! Looks like a battlefield!
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Eating art!
À small casis cheesecake. On a White plate.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Morning! Holiday 2/4.
Fachwerkhäuser town on the Moselle against gently rolling hills. Rover, boat, Fachwerk house green hills with a castle against a blue sky. Lights on as we are going into the night
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Amphitheatre Trier!
Amphitheatre Trier!
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
View from one of the gates of the Porta Nigra. Old buildings against a landscape of lush green rolling hills.
View from one of the gates of the Porta Nigra. 

Old buildings against a landscape of lush green rolling hills.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
View from one of the gates of the Porta Nigra. Old buildings against a landscape of lush green rolling hills.
View from one of the gates of the Porta Nigra. 

Old buildings against a landscape of lush green rolling hills.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Is that the moon?
Streetlight in a blue sky!
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I follow orders! 😂😂
Relaxed legs in shorts.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Summer has returned. Thank god. On call today for 24 hours and busy week ahead but in between I will enjoy it.
Table with sunny and warm forecast
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
After Settings to get notifications of posts by your faves.
Settings to get notifications.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Before
Screenshot before activating the ‚notify me‘
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Beautiful. Long time no see!
Full moon over a rural road.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Wrote recently nature isn’t far away, this is at the stream at the bottom of our house. 3 Bisams. Many mistake them for rats. They’re not. They related to beavers and otters. An invasive but protected species here. We quite like them as they seem relaxed.
Bisams in the stream and the river bank.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Our last two dogs died a year ago. I am a cat-man, as you might have gathered from my extensive reports about them. My wife less so and felt a real emotional loss. She got a Dachshund. Very happy now. He’s a sweetie too. Odi and Chonk - I let you guess who’s who!
Odi and Chonk meeting up. 

Odi is a brown tan dachshund. Chonk a fat Main Coone like cat.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Beautiful or what. Local evening skies.
Tree lines stream with beautiful evening skies.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
A copy of a photo of a tweet
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
On this #Caturday the Chonk isn’t well. He’s had the sneezles for a few days but seemed otherwise OK. Today his breathing was laboured and he was warm. Trip to the Vet. Temp 40°C and a lunginfektion. Jabs, tablets, house arrest. He must be feeling a bit better as he’s trying to get out.
The Chonk sitting next to the door. He’s black, the doors and walls white. The Floor is wooden.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Impressive. Not done quite as much. (They’re km)
Table with km Walked in July. 

Total in July 243km
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Those who have followed my posts know I’ve been making an effort the last two months to get my motorbike licence…. Culminating in the successful test this afternoon. Rather pleased. #OldBikerGit
Me wearing a bike jacket and giving a thumbs up. Bike is in the background. Jacket black, bike white, as is my stubble…
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Morning Friends! Have a great sunny sunday. We’re in for Sunshine and Thunderstorms. Picture of Chonk and Odi Greeting each other after our customary evening walk. Chonk usually sits on the corner waiting for us. And no, he doesn’t get any treats when we get back. Must be ❤️ #MustBeLove
Chonk, our fluffy black cat, and Odi, our brown and tan sausage dog standing nose to nose on the drive. 

In the background the hedge (hazelnut) and the bottom of the rear of our black car.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
If life is as good as this, why would one want to go to heaven! #EnjoyLife
Blue skies and a terrace with benches and a Palm overlooking a small Harbour with small boats.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
In Utrecht with one of my daughters so we are doing some shopping for Mrs Mad as Hell. Daughter reckons mum would happily have this from the Rituals shop…. So shallow!
Small poster with a handsome bronzed lad on it.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Chonk is resting #RestfulCat
Chonk on his back, paws on the air.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Impressive. Done 20 this year. That is walked the distance. Running a marathon - that will never happen. Ever!
Table of average distance walked per day isn’t the last 5 months. 

7 km/day and 848 km in 5 months.
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
On the evening walk we saw this Nutria/Bisam munching on some Greens
A Bisam/Nutria munching on some stick
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FV_Mad_as_hell @fvmadashell.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Chonk recovering of yet another hard day putting up with life in general and Odi in particular. #HardLife
Chonk, our fluffy black main Coone lookalike lying on his back totally relaxed and with his paws in the air.
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