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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈

@fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social
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18+\NSFW- (They/He) Mid-thirties Hairy Queer Forest Spirit Nerdy Boston Area

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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🤤
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four days a week, when I have to go into work physically, I get shit done. My one work from home day my brain is like, “I’m not letting you accomplish anything unless you cum right now” Guess I’m cumming 🤷‍♂️
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday vibes- sorting through articles for a scoping review with my right hand, rubbing my bulge with my left
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I meant popping….
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes that dick be pippin’
The head and top part of a semi-erect circumcised penis popping out of the leg hole of a pair of tie dye shorts
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I had so many sex dreams last night. Woke up at one point thinking I had cum while I slept (which I didn’t). But… phew. Those were some good dreams
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Been a bit! It’s rainy, I’m horny, and the goddamn show must go on
A hairy ass in a bathroom
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hands-free it is then! :p
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Lucky therapist :p
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The balls i need you to suck
Hairy balls between hairy thighs
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Current mood: wanna sit on someone’s face and they can go back and forth between eating out my furry butt and sucking my fuzzy balls
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It’s a good face :)
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I mean, if you insist
An email from Hello Cake that asks “J.O. Sesh Later?”
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The Hedron Archive is a bit costly for what it gets you. Mikey & Leo, Chaos and Order (from the hated Ninja Turtles set) loses you the mana generation but could potentially get you more card draw for half the mana as the Archive
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I know it’s an Ajani theme, but 5 is a lot of planeswalkers. That being said, if you’re keeping that many I might switch Valiant Protector for Sleeper Agent. The latter is cheaper, gives you a faster way into creatures which can be tough in Selesnya, & if you can get the ult off, a wincon setup
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I have blue balls right now despite the fact that I wasn’t jerking off?! I think that’s a sign that I’m too horny for my own good right now and need to jerk off
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I also tweak proportions based on what the commander and supporting cards do. Like, if my commander helps with card draw, I might need less card draw in other cards (unless I’m going for a wheels deck)
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I try to work with proportions in my decks. Certain percentages ramp or card draw. Certain removal. Helps me weed down if I’ve got too many. I usually keep the stack of weeded out cards in a pile for the first five or so matches I play, and make tweaks to the deck
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Not gonna lie, my ass is looking extremely fuckable today. Out for a walk through the woods, and dropped trow in an area with fewer people. Come join me?
A hairy ass, with underwear and shorts pulled down to just below it. In the woods
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Nick @nickandballs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Monday is Monday’ing but it’s nothing the gun show can’t take care of 💪🏻
Black and white photo, flexing arms in just a black jock
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fuuuuck. It’s one of those days I need to be productive, but all I want to do is play with my cock
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Arabho, Roar of the World is one of the OG selesnya cat commanders. I think it was the face commander for a 2017 precon? Specifically wants cats and for the cats to get counters
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Come help me rinse after going to the gym? And yes, got hair EVERYWHERE
Naked person with a hairy butt and back kneeling in the bathtub
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Bought some new underwear that builds out a little more “pouch”, with the hope that I stop crushing my cock and balls when I do yoga. Don’t hate how it looks either!
A picture of the pelvic area of a hairy adult. Blue trunks type of underwear, with a bulge. Outline of cock head very visible.
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My bathroom counter can barely fit my soap and toothbrush, let alone my ass :p
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Saw a guy at the gym with a squirtle tattoo and togepi patterned compression shorts and I was instantly extremely turned on
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Fun fact: my nipples are extremely sensitive. If someone is playing with them while also doing anything else sexy to my body, my brain shuts down completely and I become a moaning mess
Purple tank top being pulled back to reveal a hairy pec with a small but firm pink nipple
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
One day I’ll understand this reference, until then imma just be happy with what I’m seeing 😈
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Ooooof this pic does things for me 🥵
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Just realized I did, in fact, cum yesterday. So apparently I’m just fucking horny
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Didn’t cum yesterday, so this morning I’m hump-hump-humping my bed. Wish it were your hole instead
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I love how these shorts emphasize my… whatever the cock version of “assets” is!
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
My contribution to Taint Thursday. Please insert your mouth/tongue here. (Or frot against it, I like that too)
Someone holding up their furry balls as we get a view of their hairy taint
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Are Thursdays “Taint Thursdays” because it sits between Hump Day and Fat Cock Friday?
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I love that my ass is hairy through and through
A very hairy butt sitting on the ledge of a bathtub
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
What’s it called when I want to both top and bottom more? Cause lately been feeling feral about more of both. Maybe it’s just “more horny” cause my new meds mean I’m slightly less stressed? Either way- more sexy times please
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Such a great look!
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Stud
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
But I haven’t seen ten bands/musicians live… I don’t think!
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Where are those shorts from?!
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I wanna get fucked in my garden- is that too much to ask for?
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Up and down and up and down
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Some days you just gotta post ass.
A very hairy butt
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Bless that tasty rump (and I can say that! I’ve tasted it!)
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I wish my backyard were isolated enough that I could get naked in it— but I’ve got neighbors on two sides that can see directly in. All I wanna do is bust a load onto the earth!
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Worlds on fire, come suck my dick. Please
Semi-hard penis with the head covered by a hand, popping out of a pair of blue khakis
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Maybe like 5.75 😉 from personal experience
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
As an addition to the earlier pic- I had @nickandballs.bsky.social snap this picture because I “wanted to see what it looked like from his point of view”
A thick dick over another person’s hairy butt
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The hairy ass appreciated the compliment!
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Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Oh hey, it me (the butt, not the hand)
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