Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Four days a week, when I have to go into work physically, I get shit done. My one work from home day my brain is like, “I’m not letting you accomplish anything unless you cum right now” Guess I’m cumming 🤷♂️ 000
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sunday vibes- sorting through articles for a scoping review with my right hand, rubbing my bulge with my left 000
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sometimes that dick be pippin’ 140
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I had so many sex dreams last night. Woke up at one point thinking I had cum while I slept (which I didn’t). But… phew. Those were some good dreams 000
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Been a bit! It’s rainy, I’m horny, and the goddamn show must go on 020
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Hands-free it is then! :p 000
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The balls i need you to suck 040
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Current mood: wanna sit on someone’s face and they can go back and forth between eating out my furry butt and sucking my fuzzy balls 110
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I mean, if you insist 010
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The Hedron Archive is a bit costly for what it gets you. Mikey & Leo, Chaos and Order (from the hated Ninja Turtles set) loses you the mana generation but could potentially get you more card draw for half the mana as the Archive 010
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I know it’s an Ajani theme, but 5 is a lot of planeswalkers. That being said, if you’re keeping that many I might switch Valiant Protector for Sleeper Agent. The latter is cheaper, gives you a faster way into creatures which can be tough in Selesnya, & if you can get the ult off, a wincon setup 110
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I have blue balls right now despite the fact that I wasn’t jerking off?! I think that’s a sign that I’m too horny for my own good right now and need to jerk off 020
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I also tweak proportions based on what the commander and supporting cards do. Like, if my commander helps with card draw, I might need less card draw in other cards (unless I’m going for a wheels deck) 010
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I try to work with proportions in my decks. Certain percentages ramp or card draw. Certain removal. Helps me weed down if I’ve got too many. I usually keep the stack of weeded out cards in a pile for the first five or so matches I play, and make tweaks to the deck 120
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Not gonna lie, my ass is looking extremely fuckable today. Out for a walk through the woods, and dropped trow in an area with fewer people. Come join me? 040
Reposted by Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈Nick @nickandballs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Monday is Monday’ing but it’s nothing the gun show can’t take care of 💪🏻 31733
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Fuuuuck. It’s one of those days I need to be productive, but all I want to do is play with my cock 010
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Arabho, Roar of the World is one of the OG selesnya cat commanders. I think it was the face commander for a 2017 precon? Specifically wants cats and for the cats to get counters 110
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Come help me rinse after going to the gym? And yes, got hair EVERYWHERE 070
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Bought some new underwear that builds out a little more “pouch”, with the hope that I stop crushing my cock and balls when I do yoga. Don’t hate how it looks either! 020
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 19/06/2026My bathroom counter can barely fit my soap and toothbrush, let alone my ass :p 000
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Saw a guy at the gym with a squirtle tattoo and togepi patterned compression shorts and I was instantly extremely turned on 000
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Fun fact: my nipples are extremely sensitive. If someone is playing with them while also doing anything else sexy to my body, my brain shuts down completely and I become a moaning mess 160
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 12/06/2026One day I’ll understand this reference, until then imma just be happy with what I’m seeing 😈 010
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Ooooof this pic does things for me 🥵 010
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Just realized I did, in fact, cum yesterday. So apparently I’m just fucking horny 020
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Didn’t cum yesterday, so this morning I’m hump-hump-humping my bed. Wish it were your hole instead 010
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I love how these shorts emphasize my… whatever the cock version of “assets” is! 030
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 28/05/2026My contribution to Taint Thursday. Please insert your mouth/tongue here. (Or frot against it, I like that too) 040
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Are Thursdays “Taint Thursdays” because it sits between Hump Day and Fat Cock Friday? 000
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I love that my ass is hairy through and through 0336
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 27/05/2026What’s it called when I want to both top and bottom more? Cause lately been feeling feral about more of both. Maybe it’s just “more horny” cause my new meds mean I’m slightly less stressed? Either way- more sexy times please 010
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 22/05/2026But I haven’t seen ten bands/musicians live… I don’t think! 000
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Where are those shorts from?! 010
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I wanna get fucked in my garden- is that too much to ask for? 010
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Up and down and up and down 030
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Some days you just gotta post ass. 0170
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Bless that tasty rump (and I can say that! I’ve tasted it!) 160
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I wish my backyard were isolated enough that I could get naked in it— but I’ve got neighbors on two sides that can see directly in. All I wanna do is bust a load onto the earth! 020
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Worlds on fire, come suck my dick. Please 0162
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Maybe like 5.75 😉 from personal experience 010
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 28/04/2026As an addition to the earlier pic- I had @nickandballs.bsky.social snap this picture because I “wanted to see what it looked like from his point of view” 09013
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The hairy ass appreciated the compliment! 110
Whimsy the Fuzzy Forest Gnome 🏳️🌈 @fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Oh hey, it me (the butt, not the hand) 1130