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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr.

@fuzzlord83.bsky.social
622 followers 201 following 104 posts

Man-servant to an opinionated orange tomcat.

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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can smell this photograph.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AI ain't nothing but a giant fucking scambot computer virus built from stolen shit. The end.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Poor Brad, just a bridge to whatever shenanigans Steve's up to next.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Steve is trying his best to pass the sobriety test.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Too subtle. You're supposed to toss the drink at them and then punch them as they try to catch it.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Worst part is: you just flushed a bunch of stolen shit.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wait, are we going to ignore Fear and Loathing?
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I've got Threads lined up to watch this weekend. Fail Safe has always been a favorite. Disappointed that you left out The Beast of Yucca Flats...
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Steve, buddy, she lied to you. She ain't coming over. Now take your drunk ass to bed.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I still feel a deep need to understand the placing of the jacket into the freezer...
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Take away the jacket. He's powerless without it.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
youtu.be/N2BuP-NcJ5Q?...
youtu.be
Muskrat Love
YouTube video by Captain & Tennille - Topic
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Artichokes × String Theory = Football Bat (squared).
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Fight me, horse...
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The Gary Oldman of snack cakes.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
That's an ill fitting human suit he's wearing there.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Wearing that Air Tag like an ankle monitor!
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Casting a banister to play the part of a railing was a bold choice.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Think we may get a Railing Kill out of all this scaffolding?
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Sweet baby Jesus, if they discover the ability to stream Paul Finebaum overseas after this all may be lost...
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Tom Waits could write a dozen albums just based upon this list.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"THEREMIN WEEKLY" has all the real dirty stuff.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Is that thing on top of his head intentional?
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This is how you get your real shit stolen, too.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
He drew the short straw between he, Ivanka and Don Jr. He's the designated prison bitch.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
What about poor Eric? Trump doesn't even remember him enough to hate that dumb bastard.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A Clogwork Orange
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I know a guy:
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Don't tell him about the computer inside that lets you time travel, Bill.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Is this a Celtic Circle Jerk?
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
She got a sister?
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Strawberry Kidney Stones
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Download the Merlin bird app (free) then set your phone outside while the birds are around and it'll identify it by sound. Fantastic app.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Soylent Green: Maybe people don't taste that bad after all.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
But the Tele, man! What about the Tele??
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Waylon says that Roland's got the right idea.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Yeah, but it's the dude holding the tail that's the real sicko.
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Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr. @fuzzlord83.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Godspeed, Muff Man.
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