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cardan @fuyao.bsky.social · 20h

sometimes my two brain cells accidentally touch and i almost form a thought about the shit i’m doing but then they drift apart and i’m back to beinf fucking dumb as rocks apparently

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cardan @fuyao.bsky.social · 21h

FUCKING STUPID CARD LEAVE ME ALONE

cardan @fuyao.bsky.social · 22h

i know i am getting old as fuck because i am watching my brother’s amusement park vlog and all i’m thinking is how you’d have to use physical force to get me on any of those rides jesus fuck

cardan @fuyao.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

not now kitten, daddy is busy being the human sacrifice for an isolation patient because he has no kids at home

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cardan @fuyao.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

you think to yourself “i need to save up money” and here comes your fuckass car deciding not to start on the day you’re late

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the amount of times i had this exact same conversation where a patient says “no i don’t have high blood pressure” and i have to go “what do you take these meds for then?” wanna guess their answer? 10/10 times it’s “oh for my blood pressure”

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i’m so attracted to men it’s unfortunate

3 hours later and i was still stuck so i just left. pray i do not have to go through all 3 hours again.

KAZ @bnaiguro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

stuck in a genshin quest for the past 1 hour 50 with no end in sight send help

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Reposted by cardan

gojo, childe and oikawa .. the nightmare blunt rotation …. also known as cardan ….

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everyone crazy except for damian apparently

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feeling like hua cheng watching his beloved getting stabbed while he couldn’t do anything about it

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cam @megumiverse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

how i’m sitting when the girls car next to me starts looking my way

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Reposted by cardan

i pondered urs for way too long cuz ur kinda like an enigma 2 me but in a good way of course. like it is hard to Capture ur aura in my head. however i can say that watching ur posts for this long now u are the only person who has ever genuinely put me in mind of gojo 😭😭

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cardan @fuyao.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

woke up an hour late…

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during my shift i received: 4 chocolates, 1 pen, 1 surgical blade, 6 ink reserves. it’s like getting primogems during a quest.

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cardan @fuyao.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

saw my nemesis while walking around the hospital…. shift ruined….

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you guys will never believe where i’m going for vacation

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teaching my cat about the pathophysiology of distributive shock because i need to read out lout

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the council’s latest bit

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pineapple on pizza is not the insane food combo you guys think it is like that’s just cheese and fruit… the most common food combination to ever fucking exist

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my friend asked me “hey can we go back to your house after dinner because i don’t want to go home until 2am” to which i reply “2am???? i’m sleeping early man we can go but just definitely not until 2am” guess what time did he leave. take a wild wild guess.

cardan @fuyao.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

beefleaf….. you destroy me

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under 3 blankets, phone on dnd and silent, i’m about to have the best sleep of my life

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i wanna leave this party but i have fomo…. what if they have the most fun ever after i leave…..

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hungry and sleepy… helpy

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breaking news: nurse i rejected two times already makes third attempt, read the paper to find out if third time is a charm!🗞️

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i’m every surgeon’s favourite anesthesiologist because my patients are SLEEPING this is no joke to me if my patient doesn’t say “i slept so good” after they wake up, i cry and call myself stupid in the mirror

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only in medicine will you be asked “did you get your throat fucked?” and you will respond with “yeah”

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you can run, you can hide, but the smell of C. diff catches up to you just the same.

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saving lives, for free mind you, cause i’m pure of heart

something about being on night shift makes me want to eat as much as possible even when i’m not hungry because if i don’t eat now my next meal could be 40 hours later