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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 4h
Living dangerously, with my friend Flaco.
A black cat in a lap cuddled up to a belly in a dark graphic t-shirt, his head partially obscured by the left frame of the photo, staring at the camera with a trousered right leg and slippered right foot visible above a blurry brown carpet.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Boo making sure to limit my screen time.
A gray and white striped shorthair tabby cat in right profile, chin resting on his front right leg as he leans against a bald gray bearded bespectacled man in a gray graphic tee seated in a grubby plastic lawn chair before a redwood fence.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dingus has declared our friendship, even indoors where I might have been a different guy.
A black kitten gazes into the camera while seated on a gouged and grungy floor.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
In a still from Adventure Time Banana Man leans upon Hot Daniel where B-Mo stands to his left. Papers, a pencil, and a portable radio with an antenna are on Hot Daniel in the foreground, and in the background rolling hills, a starry night with a few clouds.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A close up of Gareth from Adventure Time, his yellow face and large shiny eyes illuminated by a strip of light saying “You are under the spell of my face.”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Xan and baby Butchie from the summer of 2013.
A Boston Terrier stands nose to nose with a wee black and white kitten.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Waldo from last November
A gray and brindle pit mix with white on his muzzle and gray on his face is looking over his left shoulder towards the camera with an interrogative expression.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A nuanced debate.
In a still from the Simpsons, a bald bespectacled man with glasses scowls at a frowning white haired woman in a black turtleneck and a lab coat, asking her “Why did you think a big balloon would stop people?”In a still from the Simpsons, a bald bespectacled man scowls at a white haired woman wearing a black turtleneck and a white lab coat grimaces as she says “Shut up, that’s why!”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dingus and Bindle, the latest in resident stray technology
A black kitten sits in right profile before a bunch of debris and detritus seemingly staring intently at something outside the frame of the photo A gray and white striped shorthair tabby kitten stands facing the right side of the photo on a dirty cement porch with a brick border above a rough unswept cement walkway with a precocious gravitas.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Drop a threat.
John Goodman as Karl “Madman” Mundt from Barton Fink wears a suit hat and tie as he sweats in a hallway consumed with fire and shouts “Look upon me!”John Goodman as Karl “Madman” Mundt wearing a dark suit and hat with a blue(?) shirt and a yellow(?) tie charges down a hallway wielding a sawed off shotgun trailing fire on the walls of a hotel corridor shouting “I’ll show you the life of the mind!”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lots of love from my boy Boo Boo today.
Bald gray bearded bespectacled man wearing a red shirt slumps in a grubby plastic lawn chair before a redwood fence, a gray and white striped tabby cat in left profile with closed eyes, resting their head against the man’s chest.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Departed
A calico shorthair tabby cat with white face chest and front legs sits atop some deadfall and debris before a redwood fence her gaze raked towards the right of the photo. Next there is a gray brindle pit mix lying on the ground before an old grape vine and part of a hammock stand, his chin to the fore of his folded front paws, his ears back and brow creased. To the far right lower corner of the photo a gray black and tan striped shorthair tabby cat lies gazing at the camera. They were, respectively, Tulip (2018-2023), Waldo(2014-2026), and Satchel (?-2022)
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m glad my window is always open to the night.
A gray striped shorthair tabby cat stares wide eyed towards the right of the frame while seated beside a leg in checked sweats towards the left of the frame with old brown slipper and gray blue sock on a foot partially visible before an antique rocking chair and some dingy cardboard boxes.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
R.I.P. Waldo 2014-2026 You Were A Helluva Dog
A gray and brindle dog with closed eyes and a white mark on his muzzle and his chest is held in the lap of a smiling bearded man in a green hat and a black shirt. The pic shows the man’s black gloved hand around the right shoulder of the dog.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Flaco is the “friendly” one. A resident stray.
Flaco, a thin black cat seated on a dingy plywood bench before a stained wall.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s mondo chrome Monday— look Im a mono crumb too!
Monochrome pic of bald bearded man seated before a redwood fence in a visibly grimy plastic lawn chair with a furrowed brow and a joint hanging from the right side of his mouth wearing a t-shirt with the top of a corvid graphic is visible and a wooden Tibetan mala.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The view at 4:40pm
A small patch of cloud-stippled blue sky framed to the left and above by pine limbs, and to the right by a red glass plastic and metal hummingbird feeder hanging from a gnarled branch of a bottle brush bush among other tangled unkempt shrubs and framed at the bottom by green two by fours slatted horizontally between green vertical four by fours below a green gutter and tin roof.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Boo in my lap to prevent my 12 year old dog who’s on the sooner side of dying rather than the latter from getting petted.
Bald gray bearded man with spectacles propped up on his head smiles as he scratches the head of a gray striped American shorthair as it stares at something to the right of the photo frame.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Don’t worry:
Paulie Walnuts from the Sopranos stands before a table with hospital ephemera on it and  3/4 closed window blinds gesturing with his right hand saying “You didn’t go to hell.”Paulie Gualtieri from the Sopranos stands before a table with hospital ephemera and window blinds, smiling as he says “You went to purgatory, my friend.”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Smoke aura palooka.
Bald gray bearded grimacing man smokes a cigar wearing a red t-shirt with a black graphic of the top of a corvid head with one red eye. He is seated on a grimy plastic yard chair before a fence of vertical redwood planks, is wearing ear buds and a wooden beaded Tibetan mala, a stern expression, and an aura of smoke caught in the light spilling through the fence.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image
BMO from Adventure Time sits in a theater seat wearing a beret and a scarf, his face wearing an angry expression. He is seated between a banana on his left and a loaf of bread on his right as he says “This show is terrible!”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
In a screenshot from the Wire Detective William “Bunk” Moreland stands to the left side of the frame wearing a dark suit with a white shirt and blue patterned tie and a dark coat facing Detective Lester Freamon who is seen from behind wearing a checked jacket and blue shirt as Bunk Moreland say “Gibberin’ motherfuckers”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Boo barely there for it.
A bald man wearing glasses with a gray and red beard looks towards the camera as a gray cat sits in his lap in the foreground and looks off to the right of the frame with a casual aloofness. The man wears a red tshirt and wooden hippie beads.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My founding fathers.
A still from the television series Deadwood featuring Al Swearengen saying “I work better closer in.”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Share an 80s movie you’ll always love
A still from the movie Repo Man, a young man in a t-shirt sits beside an older man in a suit in the front seat of a car. The older man seated behind the wheel says “That’s why there ain’t a repo man I know that don’t take speed.”A view through a dirty windshield showing Emilio Esteves holds a mirror with a white substance on it as Harry Dean Stanton appears to snort it. The closed caption text on the pic reads [ snorting ]
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Lemme see them monochrome faces right now! 🖤
A bald, gray bearded man before unlit bookshelves leans towards the camera glowering.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If you see this post your mentor.
A still of Roger Sterling from Mad Men in shirt sleeves, tie, and buttoned vest, his hands upon his hips as he leans forward and says to a mostly offscreen Peggy Olsen who is holding a large framed picture that is partially visible to the lower left of the pic “It’s an octopus pleasuring a lady.”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image
Jake from Adventure Time is framed in the picture from the neck up in the foreground a tree limb with a knot hole seen to the left of him, a window with showing a single cloud in a blue sky visible behind him towards the left and an Adventure Time clock hanging from the wall behind him. Jake is smiling as he says “Girls’ night out, boy style.”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif
Below a lifted control panel there are three raccoons, the first (farthest left) gnawing a blue cord held in both paws giving the side eye to the Germans, the second is standing up with a blue cord held in both paws maintaining eye contact with the off screen Germans, and the third raccoon sitting towards the back glaring at the unseen Germans as a German says “Ach du lieber! Raccoons!”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Like a squirrel with a bone.
A young squirrel manipulates an old dog bone before the trunk of a pine tree amid a bunch of varietal debris.A young squirrel gnaws tentatively on an old dog bone before the trunk of a pine tree amid varietal detritus.A young squirrel before the trunk of a pine tree amid varietal detritus faces the camera while manipulating an old dog bone.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Drop some hats.
A gray beared man wearing a gray shirt with a large corvid silhouette printed on it and a gray trilby hat with glasses propped up on the brim and a wooden Tibetan mala sits in a grimy plastic lawn chair before a redwood fence stares at the camera squintily.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
In stillness we shine.
A gray striped American shorthair cat’s head and shoulders in semi profile looks irritated towards the right from the lap of a bald gray bearded man with the flat affect of a cadaver as sunlight beams through the slats of a redwood fence upon man and cat alike producing a radial stripe effect.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
when Bluesky doesn’t like my posts
A pic from Adventure Time featuring from left to right Jake the Dog, Finn the Human with the small robot/game system B-MO seated in his lap, and Banana Man seated and wearing seatbelts in the front seat of their briefly rebuilt truck Hot Daniel facing the screen with an open field stretching back towards a forest with a few mountain peaks visible in the distance. B-MO waves his arms and smiles as he says “He’s very smart and very single.”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The sorrow of the last cigar.
A bald, gray bearded man seated in a grubby plastic lawn chair wearing a red t-shirt with a black collar and a wooden Tibetan mala smokes a cigar wearing black headphones and glasses propped over a furrowed brow.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
drop some fighters
In a still from Richard Lester’s The Three Musketeers, with the Musketeers and D’Artagnan seated upon D’Artagnan’s bed feasting upon stolen food (from the left) Athos, Porthos, Aramis, and D’Artagnan, with D’Artagnan’s dogsbody Planchet seated on the floor to the right sharing in the bounty.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A cat that is of this yard, the Boo.
A gray stripy shorthair tabby cat sits upon an aged 4x4” six foot post with a shrub stump parallel on the right and a dirty grayish  cloth dog toy on the left. The cat’s head is tilted to the right as he gazes into the camera.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My backyard, not my cat looking at the neighbor’s chickens through the fence. He is the boldest and newest of the three strays in residence here.
A black and white shorthair tabby cat lies in a pile of scrap wood and detritus staring to the right of the frame through the slats of a redwood fence with a PVC pipe between the cat and the fence. In the foreground a few different shrubs reach into the frame and the ground before the cat is strewn with pieces of broken redwood and pine fencing and the remains of an ornate coffee table now weathered and covered in dirt. A
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It’s moon fightin’ time!
A grainy, almost abstracted photograph featuring a brown curtain hanging from about 2/3 the top of the frame towards the left side of the pic at a slightly curved angle before a dark triangular shape that happens to be the neighbor’s roof with a diffused circle of bright light haloed by a less intense light that happens to be the moon lighting the remaining right upper triangle of the pic a ghostly gray. To the right edge of the frame a protruding latch and window frame are visible-ish.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
In a panel from George Harriman’s comic strip Krazy Kat, a smiling Ignatz Mouse waves his fists in the air as he stands before an abstracted landscape and a darkening sky exclaiming “Ahh— the joy of transgression, the sweetness of sin— it soothes me to the marrow of my soul—“
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Introduce yourself as a TV character.
A hulking man with a nightmare clown mask strapped to his burned head and a bow tie dress shirt and checked suit jacket points with his gloved right hand. He stands before glittery curtains, lit candles, and string lights and says “That’s supposed to be my dance circle!”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A clean shaven man with dark hair waves his hands emphatically with an apoplectic expression on his face saying “I hope somebody finds them and kills them.”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Your last saved meme describes your current mental state.
A clean shaven man with dark hair is standing in the night centered between the partially visible heads and shoulders of two men with shaved heads standing in the street with a car shining its headlights in the background. The man with dark hair says “I got a lot of work to do on myself and I don’t want to do it.”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Me trying to be normal:
Older bald bearded man in a bright colored patterned short sleeve shirt stands in foreground in what appears to be a schoolroom says “What if I just trash this place?”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Me after being left behind by ai
In a still from Repo Man Emilio Esteves holds a tray of meth sitting in the passenger seat of a car with a dirty windshield while Harry Dean Stanton snorts it from the driver’s seat.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Post a character that starts with the letter B (First or Last.)
The smol robot BMO from Adventure Time sits in the middle of a row of theater seats wearing a beret and scarf as he says “This show is terrible!”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Again, I cut below the crown of a stogie, so I am smoking with the aid of this unpleasant tool.
A bald gray and red bearded man with EarPods visible in his right ear and glasses perched atop his dome smokes a cigar with a stem in right profile.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Sometimes it all catches up with you.
A bearded man wearing a black sweatshirt and a green knit cap smokes a cigar with a concerned expression in his eyes. He sits before a dirty wall and window with glasses perched atop his head.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
My dome piece—!
In a screen grab from Adventure Time, BMO the robot stands upon a reclining Finn the Human’s chest and stomach attempting to force feed him a meal from the plate in Finn’s lap, saying “He’s all jefferied up in the dome piece.”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Character work.
A bald headed gray bearded man sits in a plastic deck chair smoking a cigar. A pair of glasses are perched on top of his head, and he has an earbud evident in his left ear. A wooden beaded Tibetan mala is strung around his neck, and wears a red shirt with a black crow silhouette printed on it.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
A rare appearance of our girl Gilda.
A black border collie like dog with an open mouth and a gray muzzle looks towards the camera from a worn tan microfiber chair with wooden arms and trim. The dog lies upon a red and black acrylic blanket that is draped across the chair. There’s a corner of dirty brown curtain casting shadows upon the dirty pale walls with a bookshelf cluttered with books and ephemera to the back right of the chair and dog. An aluminum broom handle leans right to left between the chair and shelf.
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