Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It is also striking how big of a deal this is in Ireland 010
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 24/05/2026This French restaurant served a butter candle with their bread course, where a piece of rosemary is the wick, and I am still blown away by it 050
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Ready to experience absolute cinema the way it was intended 020
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I can't believe this Mitch Clem comic comic came true 021
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 29/11/2025A righteous and appropriate ratio for an absolute dogshit story lede. He used his fame and influence to sexually harass multiple women, and you do not have to hand it to him. 060
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I want to know who thought these stairs in the renovated Hillman Library at Pitt were a good idea 010
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 23/07/2025And there's more that didn't fit into the first post 000
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 23/07/2025What perfect albums came out when you were 16? Apparently a bunch that I didn't appreciate until years later. 100
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 18/05/2025It was a comically large nitrous canister, and I respect his dedication to getting continuously high on hippie crack in public 121
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 29/03/2025A limited number of these trucks should also be allowed for when people need to move shit 080
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I lucked into some great jokers in #Balatro while hunting for joker unlocks and hit ante 15 again with a new high score: Blueprint, Brainstorm, Triboulet, Hanging Chad, and Sock and Buskin Could've gone deeper if I'd modified my deck better and not messed up my midgame econ. 020
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 15/02/2025The most un-American and anti-Constitutional statement uttered by an American President *so far* 2707
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 14/02/2025JFC these assholes sure are dogwhistling hard for the crunchy health cranks. "Absorption of toxic material" means vaccine additives to these people! But also "electromagnetic radiation" would be a hilarious throw-in if HHS weren't royally fucked from the top. 000
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 05/10/2024It was immensely gratifying to fix my dishwasher today by replacing two circuit boards for $20. I love when the problem is easily diagnosed and fixed like this, too. 010
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 17/09/2024Took me way too long to figure out where to find this in the app 010
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 16/09/2024Plenty of honorable mentions of other perfect records from that year though 000
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 18/08/2024My favorite sentence is from Cormac McCarthy's All The Pretty Horses and is about the protagonist's grandfather, but because it's a giant run-on sentence I can't type it all in and have to share an image of it instead. 030
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 03/08/2024Hey, he beat the market! The S&P 500 was *only* down a shade under 3% over the past month. 000
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 20/07/2024I'm wary of him after getting burned by the last one 0121
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 04/06/2024I think so! This woman took casts of lots of musicians' penises 140
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 16/04/2024Except that's what he immediately goes on to say in the article: he was insecure about his relationship with his wife and needed to reassure himself that she meant it when she said she loved him. His feelings of inadequacy weren't factual. 5230
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 16/04/2024Like the quote about "feelings aren't facts" *is* specifically followed by an anecdote where the dude talks about how it helps him to process and address his feelings of insecurity 000
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 06/04/2024Synchronicity is one of my favorite features of these platforms 043
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 23/02/2024Show me a game that came out when you were 12 Oh HELL yeah. Beginning of a lifelong love. 000
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 19/02/2024Martini flavor, according to this screenshot I found in a reddit post 130
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 16/02/2024Look at how they massacred my boy (@violetvolume.bsky.social I know you love to hate on bad houses) 110
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 30/11/2023I learned it from this excellent obit. www.thenation.com/article/worl... 010
Rob Wallace @futurerobert.bsky.social · 07/11/2023Only one is hard—there's a ton of great albums from that year 000
