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Future Mike

@futuremike.bsky.social
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American xennial living my life in Canada. “All dreams abandoned—all that's left is living”.

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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They frequent my walking path down by the lake. I often stop and ensure they make their way across the path, reaching their destination, avoiding cyclists.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I did this as well but eschewed the film bag in favor of a spent tic tac or similar sturdy receptacle to take “hits” from
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s a tough habit to break. I’m slowly getting better.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Herschel makes a laptop backpack. They’re the closest I’ve found.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Welp a five run top of the twelfth will do that
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Is this like some 13th floor elevator bs?
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
While technically true (Mr. Big has only one gold record), this is wrong in spirit—as I’ve just learned Mr. big has two (2!) platinum records.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Boo
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
“Click here to set up your Passkey now—or not, whatever. It’s fine either way.”
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’ve always figured the hardest part must be the permits.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
But at least gas is more expensive
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’ve always thought it was the feet position that mattered until all the reviews (and overturned calls) in this wc.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Free market capitalism is when the president demands gas stations lower gas prices ahead of 4th of July w/e.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
But they’re also def toying around with/ subscription based food tho
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is why I haven’t told anyone anything for 15 years at least
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Impeachable if true
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Sounds like his (Carville’s) biggest hang up is over the questioning of unwavering support for Israel?
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It’s doubly asinine because in this entirely aspirational document of “wants”, the US gets nothing that they didn’t have before March and Iran gets $300 billion dollars.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Yes.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Thank you for reconfirming anew my discomfort with a lazy pronunciation.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I like this joke because it reconfirms a pronunciation I’ve never been 100% comfortable with.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
lol this (RHCP) take is real.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Damn lol
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
OMG
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is crazy lol
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I practice this belief, even though I know it’s not true (not quite enough sauce).
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Is “art but make it sports” here?
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Keep going
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Honestly this would be the best. Saves me an extra trip to gather all the snacks and drinks I will require for the evening plans (plans=being on my phone).
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Can you name an “interesting conservative” journalist/columnist today? (I’m genuinely curious—I don’t have a clue who you might be talking about and would like to know)
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
They’re the best. I love them with a soft boiled egg and some little potatoes (and maybe a small pile of greens). Perfect lunch.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Also—seems worth pointing out—when Boomers were entering middle age they were creating revisionist history nostalgia culture media (like Happy Days and the Rockabilly revival of the 80s), which set the stage for MAGA propaganda (i.e., the future!). Let’s hope Millennials do better .
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Millennials just need to acquire some of that gratuitous Boomer bravado.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
So the deal is Iran will only discuss their nuclear program ambitions 60 days after Trump kicks rocks. Good, good.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It’s concepts of a plan all the way down
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Forbes: “Mamdani has scaled back or delayed several campaign proposals and received significant backlash as he attempted to raise taxes on all New York City residents via his controversial 9.5% property tax increase.”
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It’s from the Forbes article the reply I’m replying to is replying to.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
“he attempted to raise taxes on all New York City residents” as if all NYC residents own property.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
He’s big mad. More so because he knows Obama made a better deal than anything he’s capable of in this moment.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Interesting they didn’t stand him up so he could raise his fist and yell “fight—fight!” as an American flag was lowered into frame.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This is such a great perspective TY
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Adding insult to injury—the slop prevents you from turning off copilot. It just reverts back to “on” anytime you reboot Outlook.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’m a bit-o-honey guy myself
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I’ve made it my social media banner photo on all social media for years. It works, but I don’t know why exactly.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Vibe
Photo of the interior of a Taco Bell that hasn’t been updated since the 1990s.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Me posting 6 years post covid: “Maybe the sourdough didn’t KEEP me sane. Maybe the time to do things like bake bread and spend more time with family actually MADE me sane 🤷🏻‍♂️”
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Seeing a lot of other similar replies about not having to commute, etc. The company I work for is only just recently up to 3 days a week mandatory in the office (which I kinda like, honestly). I doubt I’ll even commute 5 days a week again. I can thank Covid for that.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
On like day 10 of covid I posted a photo of a loaf of sourdough I made with caption “maybe this will keep me sane 🤷🏻‍♂️ “. Later, I realize my commuter lifestyle was never sane to begin with.
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Future Mike @futuremike.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Either that or put the coke on my dick
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