fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026my parents came over, snooped on my shopping receipts, found out i bought a pack of doughnuts, and compared it to a drug habit, acting like i was personally disrespecting them to buy a pack of doughnuts, because they help me with bills. i'm tired of this grandpa 040
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 25/08/2026When I watched TADC, I couldn’t sleep after, so I got up and wrote a list of things to do to get my life moving. Since then I’ve started learning piano, done 2 of my accounting exams and signed up to do volunteering. That’s some damn good art if it can do all that. You’re absolutely good enough. 010
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Trans Kira would get beautiful hands from estrogen and that would help immensely, I’m sure. 0101
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 19/08/2026doctor strange but he opens portals with his cock ring. cocktor strange even 020
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 17/08/2026"Latveria, eh? My wife's been there on business, says it's a lovely place. Quite patriotic folks, I hear. You must be a busy man. You say your name is Dr Doom? What'd you study? Oh, and one more thing. The shrinking feller sent me to distract you. I'd reckon he's bout halfway up there right now" 071
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 17/08/2026New hobby just dropped! Bought it a few weeks ago and have been learning a bit every day! 350
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 11/08/2026taking the hormone that makes you silly call it projesterone 040
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 03/08/2026best part about going down the wikipedia rabbit hole is you get material for new bluesky shitposts 020
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 03/08/2026the best part about books on deconstruction is how they jacques derrida off 130
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 02/08/2026guy who figures out he's gay because he does 10% more damage to men 040
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Evangelion for accountants opening theme: Accrual Angel's Thesis 001
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 25/07/2026impostor syndrome be like: "and when everyone's sus, no-one is" 000
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 23/07/2026i'm doing fine, just a silly joke about discord and stuff :) thanks for asking though 020
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Good news, everyone! I passed with a mark of 81% Pass mark was 50% so I did a little bit extra tooo 270
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I just finished watching it on your recommendation and now I can't sleep, big mistake to finish it just before bed. Instead, I'm gonna just sit with the feels until I get tired enough, I guess. I'm so glad I survived being my worst self, now to work on becoming my best self. 010
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 16/07/2026You know what’s crazy? There isn’t a Pokémon yet that depicts the life cycle of a jellyfish. It’s just small jellyfish -> big jellyfish. Give me a polyp stage, cowards! 020
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. So long, Hatsune Miku 💙 050
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 15/07/2026It’s another classic blown 1-0 lead from England!static.klipy.comLaughing DuckAlt: Laughing Duck with cigarette, saying something commonly agreed to be ‘Classic’ 020
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 13/07/2026"The worst she can say is no" Wrong. She knows your UNATCO kill-phrase: 'Laputan Machine'. 💥💥💥 000
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Old witches are wild these days. They're always casting crazy spells like "Bolt of Bowel Inflammation" It's quite a curse, that Crone's Disease 020
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Zookeepers when their elephant is pregnant: “Uhh, guys, can we address the elephant in the womb?” 090
Reposted by fushbaMira @thefreeradical.org · 30/06/2026this. we're all so fucking broke, and no one wants to hire us - *ESPECIALLY* trans women. like, every trans woman i know is either broke or scared of getting fired and losing everything. we need material support. well wishes can't save us if we're dying from starvation 16327
Reposted by fushbafushba @fushba.bsky.social · 17/04/2025how about you 'supreme court' some bitches? 052
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 28/06/2026shortly after i yassified an unknown entity by doing finger guns and saying 'slayyy' 110
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 28/06/2026just had a nap during which i dreamt i was trapped in my grandma's house with a bunch of face creatures with names such as "smiling friend" "screaming friend" "laughing friend" etc. and my only defence was loudly singing pink pony club and swinging a big pink dolphin plush at them 120
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 24/06/2026haven't played overwatch in a hot while. let's give it another whirl and probably get wrecked by all the new heroes who i've never met twitch.tv/fushba 010
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 23/06/2026playing dimhaven: the lost source! it's a new puzzle game and i am susceptible to ads i guess www.twitch.tv/fushbatwitch.tvfushba - Twitchbrand new puzzle game! i'm susceptible to ads i guess 010
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Finally, a pride flag that people are *actually* forced to look at 050
fushba @fushba.bsky.social · 16/06/2026WE ARE CHARLIE BROWN WE KICK THE FOOTBALL SHE PULLS IT AWAY AND WE HAVE A BIG FALL 010