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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸

@furvert.bsky.social
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Why "Furvert": tinyurl.com/FurvFA An Úcráin go brách: tinyurl.com/linksUA Award-winning flatulist. Opinions are not my own, I just found them in the gutter. PFP by Ruaidri@FA

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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/oocm...
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Quantum engineers get all the spotlight but servicing quantums is where the real genius occurs.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/furv...
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A clade doomed by the fatal trait of being too delicious.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You don't even need to specify weapon type, that sort of person will delight in using bows, spears, whatever.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
*CLAIMED* to be mistaken. Don't do their work for them.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Horses, cattle, dogs. People paint "COW" on the sides of their cows and they still get shot. Still remember a rec.equestrian post from ages ago; woman was outside when 2 guys drove in, got out, shot her horse, smiled & waved, drove off. I'm sure they "mistook" it for deer.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
In some cultures, you'd now be common law spouses.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (not to be confused with the Greek fascists of similar name) was very interested in recruiting me until they found out I was also SubGenius. I've no doubt they regret it to this very day.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
>(I know that's a band, sue me) Well, so is swallowthesun.net #ASongOrMovieForUsingAComputer
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Colonel Panic (Corps dumped). #ASongOrMovieForUsingAComputer www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuVY...
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Colonel Bogey March (Original)
YouTube video by Kaj Simons
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Aye. But "Switches on the Storm" just didn't sound as good. And if Meri can get away with rhyming RIP, flip and IP, dammit..
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
OSPF #ASongOrMovieForUsingAComputer
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Routers on the Broadcast Storm. #ASongOrMovieForUsingAComputer
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XR... bsky.app/profile/furv...
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GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yeah..no.
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Steve Carell's Chest Wax in 40-Year-Old Virgin
ALT: Steve Carell's Chest Wax in 40-Year-Old Virgin
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Don't feed the trollbots.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
They're good coons, Orika.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/furv...
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m starting a new prediction market on when this administration & its cronies gets imprisoned.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
With a name like KJZZ..
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Since he seems to be using his own tail feather for writing does he take accusations of “pulling facts out of your ass” more personally?
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The must live in Joy Subdivision.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I support your work, but it’s already a battle disassociating election inquiries with political extremists. No point alienating pro-nature people too. Wolves, swamps (wetlands) are good. www.abqjournal.com/news/wolf-tr... www.denverpost.com/2026/06/27/c...
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Wolf trapping on the rise in New Mexico
The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service reports that 84 wolves have been caught in private traps since 1998, the majority in New Mexico. Of those, at least five died as a result of being trapped, 11 had a ...
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Adopt, don't shop! Especially with so many on the used market these days.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
So heckin' done with this.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
In vino veritas. Ergo, cum vino immortalis ero. Quod erat demonstrandum.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
k9aq instead of the regular ka9q.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Those were the days.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
'Twas the jester's agenda all along!
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Not quite what you're after: Vance Joseph Hoyt wrote a few sympathetic books about animals. I have this one, from 1933.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Perhaps overly obvious: Plague Dogs, Wind in the Willows, Black Beauty, The Mouse and the Motorcycle, Cujo. I'm not always good at coming up with lists on demand, so some might occur to me later. Oh! Lives of the Monster Dogs by Kirsten Bakis is another.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Greed is part of it, yes. But not the whole story. And attempting to educate them is only one possible approach to countering it, but once again not necessarily what I had in mind.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
[Wonko the Sane has entered the chat]
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Oh, heh. I meant understand their motives for the basis of strategizing your opposition. Countering the intent to eliminate all wolves as if the hunters just want some trophies is going down the wrong path. The notion of countering hate with compassion is a completely different topic.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Spitzes certainly are good at enthusiasm and emoting!
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I tried to find one which matched what I thought you intended in your post. :) And sorry if my bluntness came across as harsh; I do appreciate you taking it well.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I figure that countering opponents through understanding them rather than based in imaginative ascriptions is bound to be more successful. My dive into the rabbit hole of what motivates wolf hunters began with the news of Layne Spence's malamute Little Dave getting killed by a wolf hunter.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I really wish people would stop posting fear/appeasement images like this as "smiling." That's not the look of a happy dog, it's one of anticipating abuse. Here's a better one I found you can use instead.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Oh no no, it's not simple trophy hunting. It's hate hunting. Find and read some of the predator hunting fora, discover how they revel in gut-shooting them and other ways to intentionally make them suffer.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Less unserious: Nestling the temples into cheek fur seems like it'd be sufficient.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Staplegun.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Tayná, a dançarina loba-guará. I tasked Elysianaut with doing a study in motion/mood rather than the typical character portrait, specifically invoking Monet's ballerinas as examples. So concerns on being perfectly on-model took a backseat to that goal, and I think it succeeds.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZOq... 🍺
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Kirlian Camera - Blue Room
YouTube video by Italian Records
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The right answer is "Congress."
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Samuel L. Bronkowitz ☘️🇺🇸 @furvert.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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