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@funusual.bsky.social
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Paul. Daughter of the Fifth House of Betazed, holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, and heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed. Bit of a whoopsie. He/Him. Likes dogs, tea, crochet, and board games. 📍 Norfolk, UK.

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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Best dance of the night #Strictly
9/10 for Tabby and Mark
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sweaty Vito is best Vito #Strictly
6/10 for Lacey and Vito
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Successful trip to town this morning. Got my paws on the Tove Jansson illustrated Hobbit and got a free little badge as well as a £5 book token.
The Hobbit illustrated by Tove Jansson along with a little pin badge
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did you see the shirt he wore when he was on last year? Unf
Alexander Skarsgård on the Graham Norton sofa wearing leather trousers and a black t shirt that says ‘Hot Buffet. Available all day. Eat as much as you like’
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Its a lovely sunny day here and I’ve wandered to the makers market in town this morning. Picked up some gorgeous Greengage Jam.
Downham Market in the sunshine. There are market stalls set up in the town square. The market square in Downham Market set up with stalls for the Makers MarketA jar of Greengage Jam
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My girl Molly has a large lump at the base of her tail. We’ve had a biopsy done today but it’s looking likely that she’ll end up having to lose the tail. Poor girl is feeling a bit confused today bless her.
Molly, an Irish Setter, laying down on a hairy rug.the base of her tail is wrapped in a blue bandage.
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Forty-bloody-five. That snuck up on me 🎈
Selfie of me. A middle aged whoopsie with grey hair. I’m wearing a red t shirt and in front of a blue wall that has a Superman poster on it.
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The wonderful Sam Lake puts it better than I could.
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m far too childish. Just learned of a car dealership near Norwich called Busseys. They also have a service plan called BusseysCare. How thoughtful.
That’s why we’ve created BusseysCare
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He reminds me of the guy who does the James Bond chord
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Back from Big Gay Boardgames up in King’s Lynn. We conquered Scotland in Rebirth and then gave each other mental afflictions in Side Effects. Great fun
Rebirth by Reiner Knizia. Side Effects showing I’d been given a gambling addiction, anxiety, impotence, and anorexia
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Homosexual powers etc
Selfie of a middle aged woofter wearing a Grace Jones t shirt. His hair is grey like the sky
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s our 21st anniversary today. We never really do much for it but had a lovely dinner and some Star Trek. I do love him very much 🥰
Us sat in the conservatory. There’s a dog in a drying coat on Tony’s lapTony with Cilla nuzzling himThere’s a wet Irish Setter on our lapTony and an Irish Setter
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Get in, losers. We’re violating the Prime Directive
Get in, losers. We’re violating the Prime Directive and it’s Patrick Stewart and Kate Mulgrew having larks on a buggy
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Absolute scenes in the crochet community today. Sirdar have announced their next Crochet Along blanket is Harry Potter themed. They’re auto censoring comments that show support for trans rights or criticise Rowling. The craft community has always been welcoming. This isn’t it.
Screenshot of Sirdar Make Along Facebook page with their Harry Potter Crochet Along
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I love my little cosy murder shows. Today’s Sister Boniface Mysteries was about a convention for a TV show called Professor Y. He travels around time and space in a red telephone box and faces monsters that look like armoured pepper pots. I’m sensing a passing resemblance to something else
Professor Y in his spaceship Totally not a Dalek
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For that colleague with kids who you really hate.
Frozen recorder song book.
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Same. Farr Farr Farr far-far farrr
Otto Flick and Engelbert von Smallhausen
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's a lot greener now, but Zorin's mine hasn't changed massively in the last 40 years
Google Maps screenshot of Ambeley Museum in West Sussex and the mine used at the end of A View To A Kill
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What’s your favorite bible verse? Wrong answers only.
That monologue from Designing Women

And that, Marjorie — just so you will know — and your children will someday know ---is the night the lights went out in Georgia!
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Saw this a few years ago. Honk
Lady holding up a sign outside Pike Place Market in Seattle that reads ‘Honk if you love foreskin’
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dippy eggs for breakfast today so time to break out the egg circumciser
Little egg topper thing showing its teeth
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Walked to the shops earlier and a little shop in town here has this in the window. It’s a small thing, but really lovely to see someone saying this in a quiet little Norfolk town.
A pink cushion in a shop window with the slogan Protect The Dolls on itSelfie. Im a middle aged whoopsie outnin the sunshine and wearing a t shirt with Marcia Brady and the caption ‘Sure, Jan’. There’s a tiny little rainbow ghost badge on my chest.
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Two years today since the Bell Riots. Anyone else think that Gabriel Bell looks a lot like Ben Sisko?
Date in the processing centre on day of the Bell RiotsPicture of Gabriel Bell
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Important words to live by
One man’s jock is a other man’s facemask
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The world might be crap in so many ways. But Tom Hardy is still posting pics like this and I think that should be celebrated.
Tom Hardy getting a tattoo on his leg. He’s showing off his armpit and wearing slütty little blue shorts. Bit of moose knuckle thereTom Hardy getting a tattoo on his leg. He’s showing off his armpit and wearing slütty little blue shorts. Bit of moose knuckle there
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The new Enid Blyton sounds more exciting than the usual fayre
Five arrested after illegal rave in Norfolk village
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Milky Bars are on me, lads.
Screenshot of the National Lottery website telling me I've won a massive prize.

Congratulations Paul,

Good news - you've won £1 in Lotto on 19 August 2026.
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The field is also right near the runway of RAF Marham so there’s often jets taking off right over us. Bloody loud but awesome to see
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Lovely afternoon with Purdy and her daughter Lucy down at the dog field. All knackered. Job done
Me being chased by two English SettersLucy posing Purdy runningRacey Chasey
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
All the important local news
Angie’s Big Baps on A47 experiencing ’up and down trade’
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Bewm, bewm, bewm. We have a burst tyre
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Back from Big Gay Boardgames this evening I won 🙂
Ticket to Ride Europe at the end of the dame with many lines completed.
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bought some Jaffa Cakes in Lidl earlier so I could recreate this. A far better eclipse than the one here
Full Moon. Half Moon. Total Eclipse
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pinhole view
Pinhole camera photo of the partial eclipse.
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Only went and got my bloody hair did
Post haircut selfie in the sunshine. I’m wearing a green t shirt showing Marty McFly being eaten by tyrannosaurs as they crush his DeLorean. Great Scott!
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’d heard lots of people praise The Pitt and I’ve only just got around to watching season one. I’m up to 6pm (IYKYK) and I’m not sure I’ve ever felt that tense or claustrophobic watching a tv show before. Absolutely magnificent. Will be thinking about this one for a long while
Noah Wyle in The Pitt
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
But they’re lavender. And they’re scented. I think it gives them a little something extra.
Lavender scented bin liners. Elle Woods would be proud
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It feels like a deliberate choice by BBC News to show golf courses when they talk about drought in England. Look at all those pristine greens using up all the precious water for the benefit of a few
BBC News showing some lovely golf courses with the greens unaffected by the drought. There’s also a corrupt football official and a paedophile up in the right hand corner.
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Cut my arms to ribbons on the brambles. But it wasn’t all bad. Found these bad boys growing down there.
Blackberries down the side of my house.
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Got a bit lax with the gardening and now have to get to the end of the path here to gain access to the aircon units. They’re down there somewhere.
Photo of the side of my house showing overgrown brambles.
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It has great public transportation links
A Bussy the Vampire Slayer Megabus. Either they don’t have a gay on their team or the one they do have chose evil that day
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Normal for Norfolk
Screenshot of Lynn News article entitled: Shoplifer seen putting hand up his bottom in City centre’
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Post from my old uni on Instagram I lost my virginity in the marked room. Should be a blue plaque on the wall, really.
Photo of Cwrt Mawr block at Aberystwyth University with a red arrow pointing at one of the bedrooms.
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
39.1° Celsius Like a Borg ship
Internal thermometer showing 39.1° Celsius and 34% humidity
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’d just like to point out
It’s a me. Pointing out
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Who needs a pizza wheel when you can have a PIZZA BAT’LETH It’s the only honourable way to cut a pizza.
Pizza Bat’Leth
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Shout out to that one guy in Independence Day who, despite the huge alien spacecraft hovering over the city, is still at work doing his filing.
Office dude gets smoked during the initial attack in Independece Day
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'd better get myself to Hinckley.
Screenshot of Google Street View showing a hand car wash on the A5 in Hinckley announcing that they have the best hand job in town
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I went to the market and bought myself some treats as a reward for my good doggy deed.
Downham Market Makers Market. It’s a slightly cloudy but sunny day. There’s a few market stalls next to the town clockPhotos of stuff I bought. A doggy mug. Some gooseberry and elderflower jam. Some little queer ghost pin badges and a queer ghost coaster. Also a little doggy bandana with various flavours of pride flag.
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