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@funt.im
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👋 Hi! I'm Tim 🔬FE dev working in visual lab tech 😍 React, Typescript, UX, coffee, crows, drum machines 😡 bright lights in offices, glamorgan sausages on fry-ups, seagulls 📍Bristol, UK

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😐 @funt.im · 04/10/2026
She has all the charisma of Rishi Sunak and all the talking points of a Russian bot account.
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😐 @funt.im · 03/10/2026
I’ve had a gagguino modded coffee machine for a while now. I thought I had built a machine to automate coffee making but no, I built a machine to measure and control the statistics of coffee making. It’s an oddly unique experience immersing yourself in a community of data driven connoisseurs.
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😐 @funt.im · 23/09/2026
A thought pattern I experience frequently: - Cut avocado in half - Take the pitless half to eat - Notice the half with the pit in is bigger an heavier - Feel a sense of toxic envy towards my future self who will have the bigger half and consider stealing it The inner dramas.
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😐 @funt.im · 13/09/2026
Ooh-kah ooh-kah What a nice connection Fitting very tightly Snug and in the right direction Is it deformed? Is it attached? Is the cable sitting firm Is the gauge a match? Low resistance Low resistance Electrical assistance In the might of my existence Crimping with my girl Crimping for the world
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😐 @funt.im · 13/09/2026
I basically abandoned my b3ta profile itself on a similar basis. The edgy comedy from me being 15 did not age well.
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😐 @funt.im · 13/09/2026
Cuntymints!
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😐 @funt.im · 13/09/2026
RIS = Real Image Sunday As in, “is there a joke or is this just a submission for Real Image Sunday” 🤓
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😐 @funt.im · 13/09/2026
The trick is to start with your own in house ginger fuhrer so people don’t long for another
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😐 @funt.im · 13/09/2026
I remember there was glassco.cx which was a tool for checking if something was a repost I believe? Clever/funny bunch 😆
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😐 @funt.im · 13/09/2026
The links board on b3ta was for a number of years the best page on the internet
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😐 @funt.im · 13/09/2026
Rather Good was the long tendril that reached through the interwebs and drew me and my friends into the wacky world of b3ta. You were the first real example of people putting lots and lots of technical effort into something that was inherently stupid. It was mind blowing 💕
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😐 @funt.im · 13/09/2026
Hugely relate hugely so
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😐 @funt.im · 13/09/2026
Would be nice if it swing back the other way. ATProto is basically RSS in a tutu anyway.
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😐 @funt.im · 13/09/2026
I was in the first couple of thousand users of b3ta and was active until Reddit drew me away 😖 I was patiently taught how to photoshop by Lemony and others taught me flash and animated gifs. Everything I made was shit but b3ta basically set up my career and my lifelong internet addiction. Thanks?
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😐 @funt.im · 08/09/2026
This week I have been working on a project which has involved me learning how to crimp spade connectors. Honestly, crimping connectors is what’s been missing from my whole life - the mixture of art, science, craftsmanship and instant objective validation of success. I need to do more crimping.
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😐 @funt.im · 11/08/2026
Every single 620ml beer in the fridge at Sainsbury’s in the same drink with a different label.
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😐 @funt.im · 07/08/2026
If I see an AI ad for something it's like scrawling "WE ARE SHIT" in big red letters over everything else. It's so unaware.
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😐 @funt.im · 07/08/2026
Which might be fine if we fix our voting system and operate on a democratic rainbow coalition. Well not fine for practical reasons, but in the sense that the extremes should theoretically average out.
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😐 @funt.im · 07/08/2026
It's why populism is so appealing. The inauthenticity of supposed pragmatists doesn't fly any more.
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😐 @funt.im · 07/08/2026
Shout out to Warp who support bring your own API key
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😐 @funt.im · 07/08/2026
Conversely this is the criticism of 20mph zones. Rules for collective benefit that aren't enforced just make suckers out of the conscientious. Speed cameras (that aren't just sucking up all number plate information to hand to third parties) are a good thing, assuming the speed limits make sense.
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😐 @funt.im · 07/08/2026
I hope one day someone offers you mac and cheese and gives you spaghetti and in that moment you feel abandoned by god himself.
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😐 @funt.im · 07/08/2026
This 1995 classic has to be one of the coolest songs ever made. I don't listen to a lot of house these days but maybe I should return to it. Just such a smooth ride. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA00...
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St. Germain - Thank U Mum (4 Everything You Did)
YouTube video by Breaksnbeats
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😐 @funt.im · 06/08/2026
I keep trying to invent theories on what the Tory strategy is currently and there’s nothing that consistently makes sense in any sound way. The conclusion is they don’t actually know. But at least SOME of the strategy is they don’t want to win any seats.
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😐 @funt.im · 05/08/2026
A bad time to have leveraged your entire economy on AI-as-a-service
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😐 @funt.im · 05/08/2026
I'd love to understand the principals in play behind the fact that new clothes are significantly more likely to be accidentally stained than old ones. Once I've worn the same thing 5 times it's generally in the clear. Do I just not respect new members of my wardrobe until they earn it?
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😐 @funt.im · 05/08/2026
Whereas xchan is a political cess pit. Sorry if I don’t want to bake a cake in the same environment in which people are painting themselves and others in excrement. It’s just basic hygiene.
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😐 @funt.im · 05/08/2026
Any conversation about dead internet theory that doesn’t mention kagi.com is really doing a disservice to all involved. I’ve known about it for years but post AI apocalypse of blogs it has become one of the only ways to get anything resembling a proper internet experience. Highly worth it.
kagi.com
Kagi - Reclaim the Web & Restore Your Privacy
Reclaim the web from clutter. Get ad-free search, private browsing, and powerful tools that respect your data.
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😐 @funt.im · 04/08/2026
You can put msg in your scrambled eggs. It’s allowed. It’s amazing. Plus a little sugar and white pepper 🤫
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😐 @funt.im · 30/07/2026
Privacy causes crime as we know therefore we should all live in a panopticon
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😐 @funt.im · 28/07/2026
Also alongside this - We Might Regret This. First episode doesn't do it justice. It picks up very quickly from episode 2. www.imdb.com/title/tt2818...
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😐 @funt.im · 28/07/2026
"It literally came out two days ago"
Someone complaining that the mentor character in odyssey is called mentor, missing the fact that this is the word's namesake.
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😐 @funt.im · 28/07/2026
I'd rather be taught by a bear avatar tbh
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😐 @funt.im · 28/07/2026
I have less issue with AI in the classroom than weirdly anthropomorphised AI in the classroom. Presented as a tool AI has uses. Presented as some kind of emotionally manipulative tool to control children - I hate it.
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😐 @funt.im · 28/07/2026
Like I do get why those settings are used - many if not most people are griefers. I just can't help feel there must be another solution which encourages wider discussion between a broader, well intended audience.
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😐 @funt.im · 28/07/2026
It's really hard to integrate with any kind of community on here when almost every post I want to interact with won't let me because the author doesn't follow me. It kind of feels like the model is "if we weren't familiar in the old platform you missed the boat". Just kind of makes for a dead vibe.
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😐 @funt.im · 27/07/2026
Enjoying Reddit’s new generic “celebrity has died” image.
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Carolin Lotter @carolotter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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😐 @funt.im · 23/07/2026
Watching Stath Lets Flats for the first time. Is this the most underrated British comedy of the last decade? It’s bloody hilarious and rich with characters. Granted the premise is “what if an 8 year old was a grown man” but it’s so silly and good hearted and full of quotable lines. Needs more love!
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😐 @funt.im · 23/07/2026
The worms and the shit farm
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😐 @funt.im · 23/07/2026
He says cannibal because that’s about the only thing he can think of to position someone as worse than him, given his charges.
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😐 @funt.im · 23/07/2026
It’s contrived and feels like it would be more at home on cbbc. Seems like Diane Morgan once did a robot impression at the pub and they commissioned it there and then without a plan for a story. I guess there’s an aspiration to talk about AI and the aging population etc. but it’s not quite there.
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😐 @funt.im · 23/07/2026
It’s somehow both too offbeat and too twee which seems like someone only the bbc could achieve
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😐 @funt.im · 23/07/2026
Surely this would just make them hold more wealth in assets? Unless we’re taxing assets? I can’t wrap my head around how that would be done.
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😐 @funt.im · 23/07/2026
I’m honestly not taking a position on this in my question I literally don’t understand what the plan is.
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😐 @funt.im · 23/07/2026
What a fab evening. I cannot recommend The Spooky Men’s Chorale enough! The average age in the room was a good 20 years above me but I think anyone of any age would love. High art silliness is my favourite thing in the world and they are that in spades. So tight! youtu.be/7RbbSwbL7ag?...
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Rhapsody in Bluegrass - Spooky Men's Chorale live at Cropredy, 9th August 2024
YouTube video by The Spooky Men's Chorale
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😐 @funt.im · 23/07/2026
Can you help me understand how we tax net wealth which is only made liquid via borrowing against the worth of an individual? Surely most wealth of the mega rich lives as unrealised gains which is how they are so good at avoiding income tax. Is the plan to tax unrealised gains in shares etc?
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😐 @funt.im · 23/07/2026
Credit to Ben Jordan. We don’t deserve thee.
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😐 @funt.im · 22/07/2026
No pay only spend
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😐 @funt.im · 22/07/2026
Cultural scarcity is a feature not a bug
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