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@funpuddle.bsky.social
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 9h
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 15h
You know it man
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Carllecat @carllecat.bsky.social · 15h
a tip to finish your comics is to think about that day !
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 15h
when 1 pm hits and I have to lay my ass down
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 15h
if your development gets fucked up in just the right way you’re going to be 8 years old every time you do taxes
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 16h
literally like you really fucked up little guy now you have to do paperwork forever
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 16h
this is creed and he’s like a squidward to my SpongeBob but he’s good at shit that feels like homework and maintenance
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Youthlib separatist terrorist organization known as the KND has infiltrated adult spaces
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kids Next Door was kind of fucked up. Once you turned 13 you became an enemy of a faction you once were a part of. Devastating to preteens who previously identified with their mission statement. that type of exclusionary sentiment would not fly these days.
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the day we became 18 we became touchers who must segregate from the Youngers. Like Kids Next Door.
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I did this when I was 18/19 because ocd logic told me I'd be worse if I was full blown adults-only. but also I felt weird thinking people old enough to have gone to highschool with me should begone. I'm glad I never have to be 18/19 again
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big hairy and pink @ladeedaugh.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yes. also If you for real go can you please relay the experience
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
crashbandicon.com
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Crash Bandi-Con 2027 | The Ultimate Fan Experience | Grapevine Convention Center
The Ultimate Crash Bandicoot Fan Convention featuring tournaments, cosplay, guests, artists, vendors, and more.
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LOL myawesome typo but yeah I guess it's new but still
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There is a crash bandicoot convention next year??? I'm fucking Texas???????
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ruby 🟣 @aspectsys.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lil bat... (ty @/koryvali.bsky.social)
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need my avacado toast on sourdough with fried chili crumbles I need it urgently and I need it fatly
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Im gonna be one of those old people that just stare and stare that shit feels good when u feel done being alive
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wtf assholes wat if you just showed up
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hydration slop mmm
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not even escapisms can escape
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How do you even use your new ugly body
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just absolute sensory overload too
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Turning a toon human is probably so uncomfortable for them its like being completely indecent and vulnerable in a new way
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you it’s my new jobbie outfit hehe yayy
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As naked as ever
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#normal
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
some recent paid work I liked
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HAPPY ONE!!! 🎊🎁🎉🎈
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
finally I can be 12, forever!
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myers @darkinthetail.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LFGGGG
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Praying hoping my welfare benefits don't shit the bed after getting this job. Like to keep food stamps they wanted you to get a job but before that they would take away your food stamps if you got a job. I don'nno what will happen. My rent will also increase. I just hope my healthcare stays FREE
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omg tax paperwork and legal forms stopppp I'm literally innocent and 11
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Furry art, years and years after the largest recorded solar flare.
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I also need hitlercoins to take care of my precious creature that I share a home with in case something bad happens I gotta have those hitlercoins for her shes my daughter who is also a cat fuuuck my liiiife
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Signed up for the rape factory so I can have enough hitlercoins to spend on travelling away from all the rapers and hitlers. I'm not scared at all
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got the job. Fuck my stupid gay life.
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
your wallpaper is so cute who drew dat
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish I had an easy solution but I genuinely had to exposure-therapy myself into not feeling this always. Taking it slow helps and learning to sit with discomfort without letting it take the reigns helps, from my experience. Not to therapyspeak you into a coma though lol!! Good luck soldier
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope you have a lovely time for real
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
n I'm speaking as a guy that used to and still does sometimes feel like I'm raping and molesting people by just sharing a space with them lol
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No way lol after a long conversation you can absolutely just ask to go to lunch with some random. I've learned that its not like, rape, to be socially forward in that way. "No thanks" is the worst it gets
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've only been to two but I had fun wandering around away from my group and talking to random people at my latest con,I like that sometimes adventures will happen spontaneously. I get that some people can be close-minded hitlers but they're just fools and worthless. Follow ur heart though
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh boo. sorry bout that. I hope you do have fun though. Not knowing anyone at a con can be fun sometimes if you're open minded and just let the current take you away..
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