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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 11h

At 3:29: "And I take the big one." You're welcome. 🤣

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 13h

Follow me for more culinary or socializing tips. Take your pick.🤭

Black and white picture of Hannibal Lecter, played by Anthony Hopkins.

IF PEOPLE MAKE YOU SICK
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD COOK THEM LONGER

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 18h

After signing up, I found this encouraging trend line.

Graph of my scores for the last 90 days. It trends up from a low of ~650 to today's high of 943.

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 20h

I think conservatives have always been the party of bigots and hatred. It's just out in the open now.

"We didn't labor in the wilderness to build a conservative party that was inclusive and welcoming... to see it taken over by a bunch of bigots," Rove said.

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I finally noticed this after scrolling down the page instead of immediately opening the substack app, but after clicking and subscribing, its still locked. 🤷‍♂️

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I didn't see a "gifted" note anywhere. Maybe I missed it. Can you provide the details of the hoops I need to jump through to access the article? I tried reading it from the substack app on my phone. This is what I got.

The thank you blurb at the end of the substack article that I couldn't open because I'm not a paid subscriber.

The bottom says:

Subscribers Only
This post is visible only to paying subscribers of Public Notice.
Upgrade your subscription

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This maga turd is an ignorant shitposter. 🚫 I don't doubt they are a master-debater. 🤭🤣

Wow Astrum
@wowastrum.bsky.social

33 followers 103 following 183 posts

Blake - Political Commentator, Freedom Fighter, Writer, Musician, Content Creator, & More. I am only here to civilly debate & post content

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Apparently, this is the new normal.

No matter how far I lower the bar of expectation... Some people still manage to roll right frickin under it

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just be patient. Good luck out there. 😁

Madonna is 65, her boyfriend is 27. Cher is 77, her boyfriend is 35. If you're still single, relax.

Your boyfriend hasn't been born yet.

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

WATCH | Trump: "In America, we speak English because that is the language of our founding - and for a thousand years, that has been the language of freedom." Didn't we just celebrate some anniversary? Was it our millenium? 🤪😳🤣

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Share a TV or Movie Villain or Villainess You find Sexy 🥵 Details in alt text.

The character Root from the series "Person of Interest", played by Amy Acker. She has a scary smile, with the caption "Hey sweetie, you busy?"

It was an interesting series about the exploration of artificial intelligence, mass surveillance, and moral responsibility. It was an accidental documentary. 🙈🤣

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There are many parallels. Also, who are his targets from this arch? Tourists? Protesters? Antifa?

"It was natural that I also followed my passion for architecture. My faith increased that after many years my dreams would become reality. I was firmly convinced that I would win fame as a builder."

-Adolf Hitler

"I own buildings. I'm a builder; I know how to build. Nobody can build like I can build."

-Donald Trump

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This rarely works for me. As challenging as being awake is these days, sleep is often worse. I feel like sleep apnea is God's way of asking "have you had enough yet?"

Maybe if you go to bed you will feel better in the morning" is the human equivalent of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I guess I subscribed a while back and forgot about it. Users need to be subscribed to see tagged content (warnings or hidden), so the good news is not everyone will see that. Here is where to appeal: blackskyweb.xyz/about/suppor...

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When I clicked on the last label, I got this explanation.

Antiblack Harassment

Content that targets individuals or groups based on their Black identity with derogatory, hateful, or dehumanizing language or imagery. This label is applied to content that perpetuates harmful stereotypes, slurs, or direct harassment aimed at Black individuals or communities.

This label was applied to the entire user account and will appear on all posts.

Source: @moderation.blacksky.app

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Maybe its something weird on my end. This is what I see.

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I've seen this done in some neighborhoods. It's there intentionally to grab a driver's attention to make them consider slowing down. Typically, it's small and something like the sign below though, which is put out by neighbors.

2 A-frame street signs depicting children playing ball in the middle in red. Black text reads:
SLOW
KIDS AT PLAY!

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Maga-sounding anti-woke weirdo who makes odd little lists. 🚫

Diogenes
@communistspy.bsky.social
137 followers 37 following 1.1K posts

America FIRST - Best of luck to every other country to solve their problems

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The last person Zelenskyy should listen to is Agent Krasnov.

Mask of trump is removed to reveal Vladdy the Baddy (Putin).

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Ah, the good old days. How times have changed. 😂 I sit within 3' of 3 computer monitors 8+ hours a day x5 days.

Top picture:
Caption: DON'T SIT TOO CLOSE TO THE TV, IT'LL HURT YOUR EYES!
Scene: A toddler watching TV at what was considered a reasonable distance back in the day.

Bottom picture:
Caption: 40 YEARS LATER...
Scene: A man with a beard is wearing a VR headset.

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If your NRA-funded hearts were truly broken, you'd return their blood money and pass stronger gun safety laws. The GOP clearly values their wallets over the lives of people. That's why we denigrate your hollow responses.

Sending...
Tots and pears.
(parody on thoughts and prayers)

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Making FAFO Great Again, one magat at a time. Leopards, meet Milo's face. How it started ... How it's going

Xitter post

MILO
@Nero

There is one concrete thing we must insist on this administration delivering. It matters a lot more than debts measured in imaginary money. We have got to deport millions and millions and millions of people. Without that, nothing else matters.

Politics
Milo Yiannopoulos is in ICE custody facing a final removal order, sources say

By Nicole Sganga, Jacob Rosen
Updated on: August 28, 2026/3:13 PM EDT/ CBS News

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Bot blocking time. This bot is an unapologetic progressive that says "F the DSA". What an ignorant dipshit. 🚫

HakeemG
56 followers 58 following 282 posts

I'm an unapologetic progressive member of the Democratic party. I often find myself disillusioned with the average leftist's "both sides are the same" propaganda, so I'm going to point out their BS and hypocrisy and expose them as frauds.

Followed by Whaley Queen of the Woke, Ohwoisme, and 16 others

HakeemG @hakeemg.bsky.so... 1d

The Democratic Scam Artists

DSA of America want you to believe them instead of your lying eyes. They got exactly what they wanted in 2024, a white billionaire fascist MAGA president, and now the rest of us have to suffer. F the DSA!!!

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I'm cheering for the blood clot. What a time to be alive. 😏

A bottle of champagne gently rests on a rack in a refrigerator. The toe tag attached to the bottle's neck reads "is he dead yet?"

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I call BS. 6'3" and 238? More like 6'-zip and pushing 300. Must everything be a lie to stroke the pedofuhrer's fragile ego?

In May, a medical report from the White House showed that the 6-foot-3 president weighed in at 238 pounds, placing him just 0.3 BMI points below the threshold for obesity. BMI is not considered a definitive diagnostic tool, but its use is widespread.

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

On my Android phone, this is at the bottom of the window.

Picture of the bar at the bottom of the window of the Bluesky app on an Android (Samsung) phone.

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I'm not sure about Galaxy Tabs, but my Galaxy phone has Basic and Maximum profiles. With Basic, the limit is 95%. With Maximum, the limit is adjustable between 80-95%. My phone is 4 years old and the battery still works pretty well, so I'm happy with 80%.

Android 16 on Galaxy S22 Ultra:
Settings > Battery > Battery protection

Battery protection
On

Keeping your battery at a full 100% charge for a long time can reduce its lifespan. Choose an option below to protect your battery and make it last longer.

Basic
When your battery is charged to 100%, charging will stop until the battery level drops down to 95% and then charging will start again.

Maximum
Your battery will stop charging when it reaches 80%.

Variable setting bar for Maximum:
80% 85% 90% 95%
80% is selected.

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I call it serial napping. I wouldn't recommend.

As I get older, I don't really sleep anymore. It's more of a snooze 😴 between pee breaks.

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Here I am, living out that dream. 😂

My goal is to be that old person that everyone is afraid to take out in public.

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Also financial reasons. 😂😂 Follow me for more mental health tips. 😳😏🤣

Due to personal reasons, I am going to continue posting memes instead of seeking professional help.

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

We need more booing like this for the oppressor class. There was also a mealy-mouthed response from a spokesperson for Zuck which could have been left out of the article.

What got his attention the most wasn't the rescue itself - it was when the captain announced that the yacht of billionaire Facebook owner Mark Zuckerberg was closer and hadn't answered the radio call for help.

"There was near unanimous booing when the captain announced this," he said in a post on the social media network Bluesky.

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

To add some insanity, you can buy a 12.2 Oz (345g) box of Canadian Froot Loops from Amazon for $16.99. What a steal (from the consumer).

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Fruit Loops, Canada vs. US. More details in alt text.

Left: Canadian version dyed with natural plant-base ingredients (fruits and veggies).
Right: US version colored with artifical dyes.

From article: On one side was a notably flat collection of colors in the familiar ring shape. The other side was resplendent, like adjusting your phone from the battery saver mode.

Resplendent = nuclear accident 🤣

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Where did you see "viral" mentioned?

Leprosy, also known as Hansen's disease, can impact a person's nerves, muscles, skin, eyes and respiratory tract, causing large bumps all over the skin and lead to paralysis and blindness.

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The #1 way to reduce your risk? Avoid Florida like the plague. 🤢😂

Article title:
Leprosy cases are on the rise in Florida. Here's how to reduce your risk

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FunnyTechGuy 💙 @funnytechguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

You've done it now. You made me find my very imperfect banana color chart I stole from r/banana. 😏 Note: the really brown 5 should be 15, and there's no 3. 🤷‍♂️ It's not ideal, but you can interpolate. For example, mine is 11.5. Let the battle ensue. 🍌

Banana color chart from r/banana.
Scores range counterclockwise from the left from
pale green 1 to
deep brown 15 (5 typo).

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