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ELLEN OF GENEROUS

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POET ⁂ GAME DEV ⁂ PROUD SNOBBYIST ⁂ FUNDAMENTALLY GOOD PERSON THEY/THEM ⁂ ICON BY @maximumgraves.bsky.social

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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 18h
billy eichner approaching a woman on the street and asking her to name a woman for a dollar
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 25/09/2026
why can't i find the original gif of this anywhere? does anyone have it? it's pissing me off. this shit was everywhere on tumblr years ago. what is it from. why has it been scrubbed off the face of the earth
still frame of a gif of a woman pointing her forefingers to her head and saying "I'm taking in that information, absorbing it, then taking it from my brain and using it for later."
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 27/08/2026
all-time legendary tweet that i think about every day
A tweet from @arr which reads: "The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them"
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 21/08/2026
this with boss 😍♥️
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 20/08/2026
shut UP im not people
A google search result that says "People also ask: Is there DSM-6?"
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 20/08/2026
A photo of a nervous, worried woman being sensually approached from behind by another woman. The caption reads "How fake flying fox fans look when real chapin's free-tailed bat fans come at them"
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 17/08/2026
telling people you made street corn and watching all your friends start posting street corn to instagram stories
An image of Gendo Ikari with his hands folded together and his glasses sparkling menacingly like he's plotting something
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 17/08/2026
the algorithm is bad (gets this ad) the algorithm is good
an older fat man pointing at his nipple showinng through a tight blue dress shirt. the caption says "titties showing"
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 17/08/2026
this is where i grew up
A screenshot of the neighbourhood from level 1 of the game Troggle Trouble.
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 17/08/2026
good morning
A picture of Garfield laying on his side and looking suggestively at the viewer. He's holding an unopened condom in his mouth.
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 16/08/2026
is it just me or is the belairdirect knight kind of a little slut
chubby little red mascot wearing a medieval helmet and a hawaiian shirt, carrying a tropical drink
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 11/08/2026
when i accidentally called it "purr-olater"
a photo of someone wearing an amazon cat furry mask and paws
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 10/08/2026
i have no choice but to hold it down for bear enjoyers!!
my test results for the attraction quiz: more selective than 95% of people, more distinct taste than 99% of people, and my hidden gem is a fat guy with glasses and a beard and a lovely smile
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 10/08/2026
Do You Agree?
low quality screencap of a youtube lyric video with red text on a black background. the lyrics aay "We grindin with passion, 'cause it's your birthday, Been at it for hours, I know you so thirsty, You kiss me so sweetly, taste just like Hershey's, Just tell me how you want you gift, girl"
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 03/08/2026
whoever made the heart on instagram slightly darker than the other icons needs to be publicly tortured and executed
a screenshot of the heart, comment, repost, and share icons on an Instagram post. all the icons are white except for the heart, which is a very very light gray, very close to being white but not quite.
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 02/08/2026
how it feels to have to get up when you're so comfy
a depiction of jesus on the cross, surrounded by trees and the warm glow of an orange sunset. a sign above jesus says "INRI"
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 30/07/2026
Aladdin is right to set clear boundaries around his digital privacy. NTA.
a three panel comic made using low-quality stills from disney's aladdin. Aladdin says "I can show you the world..." and Jasmine says "Show me your phone!" and Aladdin looks sheepish and says "Shiddd I don't know about that".
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 30/07/2026
rest in peace mirror that broke in the shape of manitoba
a broken piece of a mirror that has roughly the shape of manitoba
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 28/07/2026
women's voices and contributions to the tech space are often overlooked or actively hidden. for example, one of the earliest examples of AI photo manipulation technology was actually Lindsay Bluth's "Mommy, What Will I Look Like" service from the early 2000s
A sign that says "Mommy, What Will I Look Like?" and "Easy one step process!"A photo of the face of a young adult with neck-length brown hair, large wireframe glasses, and a vacant expression. The caption reads "Photo courtesy of Mommy What Will I Look Like? photo simulation services".
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 24/07/2026
my passion is app design
a screenshot of a bluesky post, highlights to show that the number of likes is left of the number of reposts, but the button for liking the post is RIGHT of the button for reposting
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 24/07/2026
hello!!!!
Rich caressing Neil's face and staring deeply into his eyes
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 21/07/2026
a metal sheet with melon seed shaped embossing
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 20/07/2026
society if we ever figure out what "camp" means
a pictute of a cool futuristic city, from the "society if" meme
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 20/07/2026
A screenshot showing my Bluesky labels, which include "Them", "They", and "Will Probably Kill Again". The last one is described as follows: "This is not a judgment one way or another, just a statistical analysis of likely future events."
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 18/07/2026
HR wojak with a shirt that says "I love applicants, but i would never ever ever ever hire one" with stars that say "#1 email ignorer" and "#1 resume trasher" and awards that say "Makes six figures wasting applicants time award" and "ghosted an applicant i had miss work for three interviews award" saying "We should have an answer for you by the end of next week" in front of signs saying "10,735 days since a candidate has been called back" and "Degree in making other people waste their time off" as well as charts that show people hired with a downward arrow and time wasted with an upward arrow
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 12/07/2026
she spoke for so many of us.
a tweet by Dr. Roberta Bobby that says "I be having theories in the club..."
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 11/07/2026
when someone calls me "big dog"
A still from the movie Terrifier. Art the Clown is covered in blood and pointing at something on the ground outside of the shot.
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 01/07/2026
TRADE OFFER. I receive cross-breeze. You receive a small patch of my floor to get slightly wet
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 29/06/2026
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 29/06/2026
every day of my life i become more evil
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 29/06/2026
how i'm trying to get him
a scene from The Critic. Jay Sherman is tied to a bed with film roll while a woman stands over him
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 28/06/2026
learninng lots about masculinity online
screenshot of a tiktok video showing a shirtless guy in sports shorts. the caption says "things i find cool as a man"picture of a hair clip on someone's head. the caption says "Hair gripper for men"a picture of a crying man with the caption "My boyfriend's reaction when he realized he us not a Nice Guy, he is actually a clingy narcissist"
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 28/06/2026
“Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image”
Toss your hair in a machine
Get your hair all tangled in the machine
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 28/06/2026
a small (?) poem about brevity from my latest chapbook #smallpoemsunday
BREVITY IS THE SOUL OF WIT


Brevity is the soul of wit. I told half the joke.

Repetition legitimizes. I told half the joke twice. 

Repetition legitimizes. Brevity is the soul of wit except when it’s not, when it’s funnier to go on and on and no one knows when you’re going to stop, like digging down, like digging a grave, like pile after pile of dirt, until the hole is big enough to bury both the dead horse and brevity.

Brevity, soul of wit. Poem, wit of soul. Soul, brief. Wit, dead. News at 11.

Brevity. Get it? Or should I go on?
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 22/06/2026
a vinyl record called "I don't Hurt Anymore" by Betty Everett A Fallout New Vegas side quest called "I don't hurt anymore"An edit of a panel of an Archie comic where Veronica Lodge is saying "I Don't Hurt Anymore!"A Fallout New Vegas character named Veronica
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 20/06/2026
an old neopets forum post that says "wow this place is a freakshow. i dont respect literally any of you people"
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 18/06/2026
why is mine blue...
my bluesky license. all my stats are 5 out of 5 stars, except Velocity and Veteran are 4 stars.
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 18/06/2026
Danny Devito on Always Sunny. he is holding a knife near his toe and saying "Aah!! Ooh!! Botched toe! I botched that one!! Botched job!!"
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 17/06/2026
reading this as a child set me on a brave path of heavy drinking
panels from wolverine issue 2 (1988), showing Lindsay McCabe and Wolverine talking to a bartender.

Lindsay: If it isn't a trade secret, what's in it?
Bartender: Little o' this, little o' that-- some gin, some vodka, scotch for kick...
Lindsay: Soda for color, plus.
Bartender: Yeah, how'd you know?
Lindsay: That's Long Island Iced Tea. Rite of passage in high school was getting sick as dogs on that stuff.
Bartender: You from around there, sweetie?
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 16/06/2026
the r crumb comic panel about the angry guy on the street. the angry guy has been edited to say "i loathe every manifesto i see on itch.io! lookit that stupid ass-hole!" and the guy he's looking at is a normal game dev
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 15/06/2026
misato haunts us all
75% Misato, 50% Kaworu, 50% Asuka, 50% Rei, 50% Ritsuko, 40% Gendo, 55% Shinji
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 12/06/2026
Danny Devito as Frank Reynolds. The subtitle has been edited to say "You would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to read a manifesto."
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 11/06/2026
ronny dobbs defense squad. dont fuck with my little bro
a picture of Ronny Dobbs, a 5-ish year kid from the game Backyard Baseball. He is smiling politely in a green baseball cap, yellow t-shirt, and pink shorts.
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 10/06/2026
a tumblr post that says "World Population : 7,810,521,683 just in case somebody start feelin too important" and another user replies "7,810,521,683 and me" with a picture of a precious little smiling baby monkey doll wearing a pink headband and posing sweetly.
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 09/06/2026
A picture of Willem Dafoe looking into the distance wistfully. The caption at the top reads "There's people in the world"
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 09/06/2026
A photo of a building with the sign "Beardmore Building". The caption says "What if we kissed at the beardmore building... and we both had beards 😳😋"
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 01/06/2026
A24 have obtained the rights to The Tiger, Nael Age 6 to direct
The Tiger
by Nael, age 6
From They're Singing a Song in Their Rocket

The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 30/05/2026
fuck reagan but every time i get tired you know my ass is saying it's bedtime for bonzo
a poster for the 1951 film "Bedtime for Bonzo", starring Ronald Reagan and Diana Lynn. The cover shows a smiling Reagan and a chimpanzee, arm in arm.
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 29/05/2026
the predator handshake meme where a protein guy and an oviposition enthusiast are agreeing that "you can put eggs into basically anything"
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 28/05/2026
amyway if u look like this please come to my birthday party
a sticker on my car that looks like the mudflap girl but it's a fat guy instead
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