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Walter White (OFFICIAL)

@funnyman332.bsky.social
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The REAL Walter White from the hit show Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul. 🩷💜💙 Magaphobic

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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God cheese wiz is Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!!!
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Yo, can whoever is gonna be my future wife just show up at my door? Going outside and talking to people is scary because what if they laugh at me?
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ladies, just know that guys spend a lot of time in the bathroom because having to shit is one of the only ways for men to hit their g spot without diggin in they butt. You could never please me the way a good shit pleases me.
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
If I beat that pussy up is you gon tell on me
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Just learned that you CAN suck dick on accident
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Sorry, daddy had to fight the Irish mafia to get his password back. I sure hope nothing bad happened while I was away.
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Ayo! Kid Cudi’s never played Pikmin 2! Fucking get him!!!
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Green Arrow and Black Canary got me setting my standards and shit.
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I’d just drop kick spring trap if I ever saw his furry ass. Ain’t know way a fuck ass in a bunny suit taking me out.
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Nothing feels better than taking that long strand of hair out of your ass crack. It’s the true human experience.
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
“You need a job,” oh yes, because I desire being underpaid, manipulated, and treated like shit all the time. Anyways, y’all fuck wit my fish?
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Man, a lot of “bad” games are actually really fun when you don’t got some dusty ass bitch screaming about how it sucks.
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Ever notice how every dead person has drank water? Also notice how I’m still alive but I only drink liquidized copper. Give us the real truth government
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Homophobic politicians when they try sucking dick for the first time
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Yo, Elon, my sweet little koi fish, now that you and Trump are through, are in search for a new father figure? Cause I can’t be your dad, but I WILL fuck the shit out of you. Bring me that Musky Ass you adorable little facist
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Honestly wish a femboy would
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
DONALD TRUMP JUST CAME OUT AS GENDER FLUID!!!
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Why is the Minecraft movie kind of peak?!
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
*Hee hee hee haa’s cutely*
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
What’s up?
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Why the lava lamp juice lookin extra tasty tonight?
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Who up jonklin they Jimmy rn
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Why’d they make Sokrates so fucking thicc in Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey. Sokrates, more like sexrates.
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Need me a bitch who loves me genuinely and wholeheartedly enjoys my presence and holds me close when I need reassurance and tells me everything will be okay and is actually attracted to me, but I'll settle for a big booty goth girl or something iunno.
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I don’t care how gongsta you are, you say “oh big stretch” when you see an animal stretching
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I be out here heatin up hot pockets at 2 am
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
You know that feeling when you realize that you exist, and are a real person who can actually affect the world around them? Anyway's how y'all feel about bananas?
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Bro, kissing dudes is kinda tight
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Hey Boo Boo, your Jordan’s are fake *said in Yogi Bear voice*
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Everyone has pronouns dipshit, it came free with your fucking existence
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
You ever see a dude, and be like "damn boy, you shit out of that ass?"
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Walter White (OFFICIAL) @funnyman332.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
yo I fucking hate twitter yo
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