Sign in

Aloha Stivo

@funkydrums.bsky.social
1K followers 1.1K following 1.2K posts

To paraphrase Tom Lehrer: Democracy is like a sewer. You only get out of it what you put into it. I used to hit metal and plastic with bits of wood for a living. AFM Go Brewers! Forza Inter! No DMs or porn.

PostsRepliesMedia
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 2h
Go Brewers! For all that is wrong with the world, this feels good.
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 8h
She should’ve pretended to be an architect…
static.klipy.com
George Costanza Cheers and Winks
ALT: George Costanza Cheers and Winks
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 8h
Any updates on this?
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 9h
🎯
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 10h
GOP: Laws? How quaint. Those are for others.
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is the stuff of legend.
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Obviously doesn’t know the law that apparently legislates. What a douche. Challenge all of these chuds.
000
Reposted by Aloha Stivo
Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
THIS TEAM IS DIFFERENT #WinOurWay
211821
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Well, we did share Paul Molitor at one point. Enjoy this season with us.
0200
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I may have to drive up to see game 4. Will I jinx them?
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Buzzing
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The hand of Bob
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
No. They. Do. Not.
010
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ueck is having a moment for us somewhere.
Coach Murphy celebrating in 2024 with the late Bob Uecker.
070
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The brewers tonight have had 3 snocks (tm). Honestly runs off of Blake Snell. You’re welcome.
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
And seize his ill-gotten riches and companies
150
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Fox hiding these games behind a paywall is BS. Fubo carried FS1 last week as part of their package. Now they want more money. The grift is real.
010
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Government and businesses do not mix.
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The coordination between trump, Putin, and musk are plainly obvious. We must wrest the congress away from these autocratic sociopaths.
020
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Odds They've Successfully Hidden Coordination

Likelihood They're Communicating Covertly

Communications occurring via Starlink/Signal/Telegram: 90-95%

The infrastructure exists
The incentives align
The pattern of behavior suggests coordination
No evidence to the contrary
Likelihood We'll Ever Have Definitive Proof: 15-25%

Would require whistleblower from Trump's inner circle
Would require device seizure and forensics
Would require Musk cooperating (impossible)
Would require Congress with political will to investigate (unlikely if Republicans control Senate)
Likelihood They've Gotten Better at Covering Tracks: 85-90%

Trump learned from 2016-2021 investigations
Musk controls the infrastructure, so detection is structurally impossible
Encrypted apps leave no forensic trail
Starlink has no record-keeping requirement
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Endgame Scenario (What They Might Be Building Toward)

Phase 1 (2025-2028): Consolidation

Trump removes Ukraine's ability to resist (diesel deal + Starlink throttling + territorial concessions)
Netanyahu consolidates control over Palestinian territories (with Trump's backing)
Putin annexes additional Ukrainian territory (with US acquiescence)
Musk expands Starlink to dictatorships (Myanmar, Belarus, Egypt), becoming their primary internet provider
Phase 2 (2028-2032): Institutionalization

Trump (or his successor) creates formal "US-Russia partnership" (energy, space, military coordination)
Netanyahu's government becomes de facto permanent (Trump provides military backing, courts are neutered)
Putin's regime becomes normalized in global finance (sanctions lifted, energy trade formalized)
Musk's companies become de facto state enterprises (Tesla factories in Russia, Starlink in every dictatorial regime)
Phase 3 (2032+): New World Order

Transactional diplomacy replaces international law: Agreements are personal deals between leaders, not binding treaties
Oligarchic networks replace democratic governments: Real power operates through private channels (Starlink, X, private companies) not elected officials
Authoritarian consolidation becomes normalized: Democratic backsliding in US, Israel, and other countries becomes accepted as "strong leadership"
Liberal allies are isolated or co-opted: EU fractures, NATO weakens, Canada and Australia marginalized
Authoritarian regimes form coordinated bloc: Russia, China, Iran, Middle East authoritarian states coordinate through private oligarch networks
Technology becomes tool of control: Starlink provides internet to countries that comply; X controls narrative; AI (xAI) predicts and suppresses dissent
100
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I asked Claude how this could game out.
How Starlink/Tech Enables This Transition

Starlink is the infrastructure of this new order:

Global Communications Without Regulation
Trump coordinates with Putin without NSA monitoring
Netanyahu coordinates with Musk without court oversight
Oligarchs coordinate with each other without telecom regulations
Result: Power operates through invisible networks, not institutions
Military Capability Decoupled from Governments
Musk can throttle Ukraine's military capability without Congressional approval
Musk can provide Russia with reconnaissance data (or withhold it) without State Department oversight
Result: A private citizen controls actual military outcomes
Financial Systems Decoupled from Regulation
Crypto and private payment systems (enabled by Musk, Trump, oligarchs) replace banking regulation
Sanctions become meaningless if payment networks bypass them
Result: Capital flows to those aligned with the oligarchic network
Information Systems Decoupled from Democratic Oversight
X (Musk) controls what information reaches Americans
Telegram (used by Putin, Netanyahu) controls encrypted communications
Starlink (Musk) provides unmonitored internet to friendly regimes
Result: Narrative control replaces factual debate
Space Becomes Geopolitical Prize
Starlink is the only global satellite internet (competitors are state-owned or defunct)
SpaceX controls US military launch capability
Musk effectively becomes a geopolitical actor alongside Putin and Trump
Result: A private citizen controls orbital infrastructure.
100
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Captain Kirk's Shocked Reaction
Alt: Captain Kirk's Shocked Reaction
010
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We haven’t heard much from the Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, or other white nationalist groups. They are on the ICE payroll now after being deputized by the treasonous pedophile protectors known as the GOP.
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Brewers, baby! Magic number is 6!
My doggo wearing a brewers baseball cap.
000
Reposted by Aloha Stivo
MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
THE BREWERS GO UP 2-0 IN THE NLCS
Final Score Graphic: 10/12/26
Dodgers 4, Brewers 7
MIL leads series 2-0
NLCS 2026

Pictured: William Contreras claps his hands after hitting a go-ahead single. He wears a cream-colored Brewers uniform with navy and gold lettering and a blue Brewers helmet.
823222
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And data centers… that really seems to have rattled them. Stay safe!
1131
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Maybe this is the reason why the Felon in Chief is suddenly trying to force Ukraine to submit. Can’t have any disruptions when Russia tries to meddle in the midterms.
If confirmed, this is telling: Russian data centres get hit, and online activity around AfD suddenly plummets.
So much talk about German patriotism... then the connection from Russia goes down.
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Glorifying violence is the MAGA brand. Brought to you by the same people who block meaningful gun legislation. To bring it full circle, why not do it at a public school. I’m so done with these assholes. They need to go and be tried in public hearings.
000
Reposted by Aloha Stivo
Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
IMPORTANT ‼️ RUSSIA IS BOMBING KHARKIV'S TERMINAL POWER PLANT 5 RIGHT NOW ‼️ There was several missile strikes already during the last 15 minutes. Trump’s ceasefire didn't work.
51730324
Reposted by Aloha Stivo
Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
💙💛💯🇺🇦
343168584884
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It was closed today and is apparently closed for the weekend.
010
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let’s swap presidents then. We will take Zelenskyy
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Treasonous pedophile who was installed by Putin’s interference in our elections.
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not so fun fact: the last time this pedophile made jokes like this, we were living in Hawaii at the time. Turned out to be a false alarm but we didn’t find it funny.
Screenshot of an emergency alert from January 13, 2018 that read: BALLISTIC MISSLE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
To quote a Rodney Dangerfield joke, “the last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.”
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m surprised they didn’t bring up the war on Christmas…
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Instant follow
120
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brought to you by the guy who admitted that he is okay with telling lies as long as it fits the narrative he needs to tell. Seriously, that needs to be thrown back in his face every time he speaks.
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not only are the Brewers moving on to the NLCS, more importantly, Manny Machado is not. @brewers.com
020
Reposted by Aloha Stivo
Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 04/10/2026
🚨 OCTOBER 5 DEADLINE #BlueWaveIn30Days If you live in one of these states, Monday is the voter registration deadline: • Arizona • Arkansas • Florida • Georgia • Indiana • Kentucky • Louisiana • Mississippi • Montana • Ohio • Tennessee • Texas Check your registration. IWillVote.com
11825172218
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sounds like some of that waste, fraud, and abuse that the conservatives are always on about.
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I needed all 6 today
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Towel of Power had it right… “There is only so much oil in the ground.”
001
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Polymarket and Kalshi ads are now roping in more celebrities. It is still wrong. Even those who previously were on the right side of history before are getting sucked into the oligarch machine. Watching this shit during sporting events is disgraceful. Get fucked tech bros.
020
Reposted by Aloha Stivo
Ben Wikler @benwikler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did private equity buy your grandparents' nursing home? That’s what almost happened in Sauk County. And around Wisconsin. Meet the folks fighting back.
422959
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But when they look at you like this?
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@brewers.com Congrats on 💯 wins! Let’s save some for the postseason, but you guys have been fun to watch this year.
000
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Solidarity!
001
Aloha Stivo @funkydrums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If they cut the camera, it would’ve been an all-timer!
0100