Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 7hThis is not what I meant when I said I wanted the Dodgers and Padres eliminated in October! 0134
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 7hcleaning while trying to curate my fall 2026 playlist. goal is to trim it to 100. currently at 130. wonder if i can get it to 100 by friday. 000
Reposted by Funky Cold LudaReadJack🇺🇸 @readjack.bsky.social · 15h“I wasn’t a politician when I was playing my sport — I was focused on my craft. Was that selfish? Probably. But that was my energy. That’s where my energy was.” MJ's philanthropy in retirement backs up his reasoning for not focusing on it during his career. readjack.substack.com/p/hurricane-... 181
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 16hleftover Italian beef in my egg sandwich because there’s no one here to stop me 0120
Reposted by Funky Cold Ludahorse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 18hthe major league baseball playoffs take what everyone loves about the sport (relief pitching) and makes it the entire focus of every game. that's a marketing goldmine. great job. 3363
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 19hThree things from my Monday notebook: 🐻 My plea for the #Bears offensive line to win NFC Offensive Player of the Week 📸 An image that captures the essence of what this team is right now 📈 Three players trending in the right direction @bn-bears.bsky.socialbleachernation.comHappy Victory Monday! This Is What Domination Looks Like, Love For the Offensive Line, and Other Bears BulletsMondays are better when the Chicago Bears win. It's a proven fact! 040
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 20hnot a more helpless feeling than having lotsa thoughts in your head, only to sit down at your desk and have your mind go blank. 010
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 22hwaking up mad at yourself on a monday is not ideal. oh well. let’s get to work. 030
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i’ve been doing this recipe since college back when I didn’t have a good beef place. it’s not the best beef you can get. but it’s good enough when you need a fix. 000
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026kinda i get a pound of shaved roast beef, season it with the cabinet (salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, smoked paprika, italian seasoning, the works). get a pot, roast some sliced peppers and garlic until fragrant. throw in some water, place your beef and simmer for 3-5 min til tender. 210
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026gonna go make my Italian beef. maybe have some combos too since I’ve got the sausage. 010
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the folks on floor one are making chili. we’re friendly. but i dunno if we’re friendly enough for me to knock and ask what’s for dinner. 140
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the year I delete betting apps, and as a result don’t put a preseason wager on the brewers winning the World Series, only to see them win the damn thing is gonna be my batman villain origin story. 030
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026BEARS WIN! 📊 A look inside the numbers 🧡 Some love for the offensive line ⭐ Three stars from the game ‼️ And more... 010
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026tyson bagent is good at throwing interceptions that get wiped off the board because of a penalty. not really sure what to make of that, but that's 3 today. 2201
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026that is *NOT* a position you wanna be in if you’re a cornerback 050
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"This Bears offense is an embarrassment of riches." - Drew Brees 181
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Things I love to see: - When that direct deposit hits - When I get through the Ticketmaster queue and tickets are still available - Kyle Monangai runs 070
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I like that Kyle Monangai 1st down celly. Need a .gif ASAP. 140
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this needs to be a game where swift and monangai get 45-50 touches. 060
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this might be one of those games where you should take points and get outta dodge. i got tyson Bagent trust issues. 060
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I joked about this and was gonna write it, but didn’t because there’s no way Ben would do it. Smh. Shoulda remembered that the Bears coach is a troll. 030
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026noticing on my pregame neighborhood walk that the leaves on the trees are starting to turn. and now i’m a little mad about not seeing the ivy at wrigley change colors. 040
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sunday's @bn-bears.bsky.social notebook: ❓ Are we getting Ozzy Trapilo back this week 🏈 Ben Johnson on Rome Odunze: "Catch the darn ball." 🐻 Why the Bears need the best version of Bush ‼️ And more... www.bleachernation.com/bears/2026/1... 170
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I ran down Tyson Bagent's preseason stats so you don't have to: 🐻 12 games 🐻 112/162 (69.1%) 🐻 1,251 pass yards 🐻 10 touchdowns (6.2 TD%) 🐻 3 interceptions (1.9 INT%) 🐻 104.7 passer rating Bagent is reportedly set to be QB1 when the #Bears play the Jets in Week 4. @bn-bears.bsky.socialbleachernation.comREPORT: Tyson Bagent Set to Be Bears QB1 For Week 4It is about to be Tyson Bagent time for the Chicago Bears. 070
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026omg autocorrect changed a “you’re” to the wrong version of “your” in a text message and i’m beside myself before 8 am on a saturday. meet me in Temecula, steve jobs. 040
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026saved a controversial skeet in my drafts. i’ll try to remember to press send when i get home. 020
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Back in 2021, I got roasted on the bird app for suggesting the Bears move to the Sox Park property with the Sox moving downtown. And now look what we're talking about... The old "never wrong, just early" bit strikes again. 050
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Three things from my Friday notebook: 👀 One insider hints at who will be Bears QB1 in Week 4 🏈 Cole Kmet has a reasonable request 👍 It's nice to see Aaron Rodgers lose 000
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my body clock hates me for what i’ve put it through since monday. 😭 110
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Kevin Warren being absent from Bears stadium talks is probably for the best. 040
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Here's a fun thing I learned while writing this post: T.J. Edwards was credited with 4 missed tackles in Week 1. He’s missed 1 tackle in 102 defensive snaps played in the two games since. 040
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is something I’ve been clocking since 2023, so I’m glad someone did the dirty work and confirmed what I’ve been suspecting. www.nbcnews.com/business/con...nbcnews.comFor the same ticket on StubHub, different prices for different peopleNBC News volunteers saw eight different prices for the exact same Harry Styles ticket on StubHub. The company said it’s running random price experiments. 151
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Three things from my Thursday notebook: 🏈 September superlatives 🐻 Three Bears I want to see play better this month 🏟️ Some interesting Chicagoland football stories are brewing in early October 000
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026nah. there’s 100% a long-suffering sox fan who deserves that seat more than i do. 010
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i suppose the silver lining in the dark cloud here is any money that would’ve been spent on playoff tickets can now go into the “john mayer ticket slush fund” 110
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026no cubs home playoff games this year stinks. this neighborhood gets extra amped in october. i was living right last fall, even after the elimination in the NLDS. i’m sure neighborhood joints are bummed about tonight’s loss. 170
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i should probably go to bed. the earlier i get up tomorrow, the more i can tackle at @bn-bears.bsky.social. 000
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026not a hot take: i wouldn’t miss carter hawkins if he left for greener pastures. think the cubs need to put new eyes on old problems. hoped hawkins’ time in CLE would help unearth some pitching. that hasn’t really come to fruition. 060
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026hot take o’clock: i thought craig counsell did a fine job managing this team. this isn’t to say he’s infallible. there’s a lotta stuff that I have questions about. but he is a steady hand and i think that’s valuable over 162. wish he was a little more bold and creative in certain situations. 160
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026well at least we have time to check the market. 010
Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i think the cubs will make a run at skubal this offseason. a real one. a jon lester like run. that said, there are three *OTHER* pitchers i’m REALLY into as possible cubs targets: trevor rogers, lhsp michael king, rhsp adrian morejon, lhrp 030