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A_M_F

@funkinmybooty.bsky.social
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Mojave wasteland settler, semi professional goalie screener, punk rocker, Audio Visual nerd, obligate reply guy, colossal pain in the ass. Fark.com enthusiast jinglepunx.bandcamp.com

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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Love that build
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
did your toilet survive?
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is how I get blocked by John....
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this was posted 30 min ago Right now, John Scalzi is on his pot, just filling it to the brim with powerful bursts of hot brown filth screaming at high velocity from betwixt his cheeks most supple. I hope his toilet has a seat belt.
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He is selling lucys out in front of the store
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope you have a bidet. And some chapstik
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rotating pork bowls?
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Im starting a conspiracy theory that he is wearing a robotic exoskeleton under his suit
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Im glad they didn’t sign him because he was an automatic transmission. No clutch.
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Super slutty Lisa Loeb inpersonator
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gotta make those seats scarce to drive up prices
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If he milked cows, he would be mrteats
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You should buy a guitar to celebrate
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Van Halibut
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think this means Jerry is now mayor of Blusky.
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ITS WIZARD TIME MOTHER F*CKERS!
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yes. Amazon sometimes requires a signature and a photo. I take that moment as an opportunity to model the package like I was a model on the Price Is Right. a driver got mad at me about it once.
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Instead of tomato sauce are we going with Poi?
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
www.siccasguitars.com/products/hug... Hugo Guitars?
siccasguitars.com
Hugo Cuvilliez - 2025 No. 124
About the luthier Hugo Cuvilliez began his career crafting traditional Irish instruments in Galway, Ireland, where he worked for two years. He then moved to Brions, France, where he opened a shared workshop with a furniture maker, refining his skills and expanding his knowledge in instrument making. In 2001, Hugo estab
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
*yet you should get an art deco inspired guitar like a danlectro
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Go full meta and do El Sid from the Tick
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It sort of looks like a tesla coil
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Carney is a right handed shot? Good to know.
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
goddamnit all.
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why you should duct tape them to the wall, stick a funnel in their mouth, and feed them nothing but sauerkraut until they reach the age of 18
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In live events, we just lie to everybody and say we called the house to fix it, when really we want it to be a freezer before 500+ bags of warm meat come in and make a sauna out of the room
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
6.Buy more guitars
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh look, Jesus of Caddyshack
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
static.klipy.com
George Bush Sr: Read My Lips, No New Taxes
Alt: George Bush Sr: Read My Lips, No New Taxes
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
oh look its “traffic laws don’t apply to me” Lombardo
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I was hoping it would say nothing but “WHAT?” The entire time
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am totally starting a “LETS GO SATAN clap clap clapclapclap” if this ever happens
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Thats almost like living with Vegas weather
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
congratulations to Orangehat, who did win the impromptu last post thread.
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Bee
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Im gonna headline this, with your permission
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hey Yall. If you are tired of your normal news site and want headlines to read what they should read, check out fark.com A beacon of silliness in a world gone mad.
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Drew Curtis' FARK.com
Humorous views on interesting, bizarre and amusing articles, submitted by a community of millions of news junkies, with regular Photoshop contests.
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is the worst Last Post thread
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I anxiously await you to go full Orivlle Redenbacher and start selling Scalzi Corn
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Llorgy
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Still not a John Scalzi burrito
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The Cow Palace is a dump, but I would rather have that than more data centers. If you are gonna tear down the Cow Palace, make it housing and drop a BART station right in the middle of it.
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Thank you. I expected corn pone and meth
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Really? Nobody is concerned about what “hillbilly loaf” is?
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Big Boss Hogg vibes
static.klipy.com
Boss Hogg Says Not Necessarily
ALT: Boss Hogg Says Not Necessarily
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Big Bangs
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I bought a Squire VI, and, its okay. Its a shitty guitar, its a shitty bass, the floating bridge makes intonation a pain in the rear, but its fun to play. I think its meant to play strange music using strange effects.
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel
Alt: Spinal Tap is on stage while A Tiny Stonehenge Descends from the lighting truss behind them
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A_M_F @funkinmybooty.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is why I call the Green Valley Ranch the Chicken Cheddar Ranch
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