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Funk As Puck

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 58m
Transplant means sending the whole plant. Cuttings are be clones with their own roots.
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 12h
Mom: you should send me cuttings from your rose bush (Proceeds to send multiple videos about transplanting) 🤔🙄😬
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 15h
I have been taking a python bootcamp and am amazed/amused/appalled at how superficial the required understanding of how thinks works is. The instructors haven’t mentioned any of what were key concepts back in the day, like the stack, the heap and garbage collection.
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 15h
youtu.be/Yl7JLq7muI8?...
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The Jon Hamm Connection | Have I Got News for You US
YouTube video by Have I Got News For You US
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 15h
In the 1990 movie, Men At Work, a large pizza delivery is only $8.

Large pepperoni, extra cheese.
Yes, indeed. That's us.
How much?
-$8.
-How much?
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 19h
Super glitchy Fortnite win
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 20h
They were really good pancakes. 🥞
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 22h
Fluffy came all the way in and explored a little too
Two cats eat outside while third ventures inside
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 22h
CM dodged me and went exploring the inside for a few minutes.
Cat licks lips and looks around
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 22h
Suddenly super foggy outside
Barely visible car thru fog
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I once did the “do not unplug the red wire. If you have unplugged it do not reconnect it” meme once when working with a band playing at the summer camp where I was the maintenance and AV guy. Thankfully none of their equipment was damaged.
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a kid with no direct cat experience, I found it disturbing how the Flintstones put their cat out at night. Well, tried to anyways. Or was that the Jetsons? Either way, it seemed… wrong?
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Going to be a long weekend. 🙃
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I were a billionaire, I would reboot The Pope Must Die, but with an AI Tech guy as the villain.
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Honey getting sticky
Cat on lap
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Concepts we have not even mentioned in this fundamentals of Python class, heap, stack and garbage collection. 🤔
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
music.youtube.com/watch?v=_cHI...
music.youtube.com
Sonata #3
YouTube video by Scatterbrain. - Topic
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There isn’t an 1800’s section ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am absolutely fascinated, in the incredibly picky and annoyed way, how WiFi has replaced internet in the standard parlance when discussing one’s home connection to the internet.
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a software quality engineer in the Seattle area, I would point out that I have never seen them hiring for testing.
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fluffy came all the way inside and explored a little. He didn’t like the door being my closed though.
Long hair black cat on rug looks aroundLong hair black cat exploresLong hair black cat eats treats by closed storm door
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Breakfast for three
Two cat eat outside, one cat eats standing halfway thru an open door
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well thats not good
sign...
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BAD
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Recruiter email from very India coded named, with “Jack Smith” in parentheses. 🤔🙄😶
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unemployed since February here
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
job description a recruiter just sent “mandarin is required , Vietnamese is nice to have.”
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have a bunch of upside down duct tape on the floor by the door. The de-shoe process is automated 😇
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fluffy is starting to get more assertive with the other tomcats. He was hanging out by the kitchen door afterwards breakfast when Mr Lynx came around the corner. He paused and retreated, but Fluffy got up and went after him anyway. I didn’t hear any yowling. 🤔😬😶
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fluffy letting all my hot air out
Long hair cat partway through a door
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I much prefer having to postpone gaming until tomorrow, over having to wait up for Honey to decide to come home.
Black short hair cat sleeps in chair
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honestly? Either is impressive. Over 20 years of making stuff, I have had exactly one commission.
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why lie? You delivered on time. 🤔😬🙃🙄
Delivered today
Your package was delivered. It was handed directly to a resident.
Update delivery instructions
Delivery facilitated by Amazon
See all tracking updates
Share tracking
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He should hang out with more goths.
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I still miss Better Off Ted youtu.be/Fvkr8AFqEBM?...
youtu.be
Better Off Ted Introduction
YouTube video by Gracie
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead
Alt: The Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtu.be/yZd_gS-Gm0E?...
youtu.be
White Magic
YouTube video by Pogo
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As a kid in the 70s, I was aware of the existence of Disney movies that were impossible to watch.
Merlin from The Sword in the Stone
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When the wind really blows, you can hear the spinning of the balloon outside, transmitted through the frame of the house. I kept thinking a hard drive was going horribly wrong.
Wind spinner outside
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine explaining what a Hoobastank was.
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtu.be/Y63bmIIh2UA?...
youtu.be
The Doughnuts (1964) Short Film, Book Adaptation
YouTube video by Retro Video Vault
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I used to know a former professional wrestler who had switched to art to support his 7 kids. Wayne Saint Wayne, a friendly St Louis native.
Impressionist style painting of classic south grand St. Louis water tower painted on a piece of kitchen cabinetry
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The first time I visited Seattle, went to a club where the DJ booth was made up like a flying saucer overlooking the dance floor. It had a little rope a pulley system so you could write a request and send it up to the DJ.
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Back when I had a job that would send out Starbucks gift cards, the only store within walking distance of my house is the Bux in the baggage claim area at the airport.
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sadly the original mix isn’t publicly available, youtu.be/_ocqoEzWePk?...
youtu.be
Greenday VS Spandau Ballet - Wake me up when september is true - Paolo Monti mashup
YouTube video by DJPaoloMontiOfficial
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m an example for others…of what not to do.
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s heard of Mexican coyotes and saw the ACME movie? 🤔🙃😶
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
music.youtube.com/watch?v=4YdT...
music.youtube.com
Valley Winter Song
YouTube video by Fountains Of Wayne - Topic
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fluffy explores indoors
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got sick couple summers ago by kayaking on a lake that had been closed for swimming due to excess goose poop. 🙃
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I didn’t want to sit in that chair anyway
Annoyed cat in chair
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