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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Yeah, behold five stoic old men serenading bucket-hatted nostalgia-seekers with nursery rhymes (for the low low price of just £1.50 a minute)

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

So this time… He’s a retired racing car driver. He’s a pretty good retired racing car driver too. But he is hit by a crisis of confidence yet, with the love of a good, waaay younger woman, he becomes the best retired racing car driver in the world. Cinematic gold!

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Off to see Wolves in the Throne Room tonight. Alone, obvs.

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Holy shit! There isn’t a box of tissues big enough for me to do that gig.

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Is it a better/more watchable movie than the (admittedly flawed) The Furious? Almost certainly not. So watch The Furious instead. Death to blockbuster hyperbole.

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Pretty sunset over my house tarnished by cloud with evil eyes

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Live coverage of a 75 yo’s death?

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Fucking hell, what next? Wet Leg covering, um… Teen Spirit? I’m not the biggest Nirvana fan but I’d still vehemently argue they had more than that one fucking song.

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

As a poor man, I need to know why every supermarket has a generic version of chocolate Shreddies yet none have generic Weetabix Minis.

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Seriously, just fuck off England cheerleaders

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

What’s the word ‘shock’ doing there?

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Mumford & Sons…? I haven’t heard that name in… days. Cunts

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

As if I didn’t hate them enough…

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Unpopular, weaselly cunt falls into line in hope of senior cabinet post where he can brief/leak against the PM for future leadership challenge.

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

It’s not even new news. That said, it still took over a decade for the security services to find with what was obvious to me, a mere pleb with internet access.

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Obviously! Pete’s the bottom here.

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Where will this nonsense end? Aren’t all shoes born equal?

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Insanely good gig! Props to Jon Spencer, Kendall & Spider.

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

11 years ago, when i was pretending to still have hair

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Man, weird gig. Pixies in a ‘small’ venue. Totally competent, and occasionally great, but, nearly always, going through the motions like the 200-show-a-year nostalgia franchise they’ve become.

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

So only the REALLY popular ones survive? Whodathunkit?

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I see you’re a flag-burner now, Mr Tice.

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Well done reining him in, America, well fucking done.

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Stylist: When I said the Korean look’s cool, I meant like Jin/J-Hope!

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Shot -> chaser How are the people in charge of things SOOO out of touch with what WE want?

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Smote were fucking amazing this evening. AND I/we met a STRETCHHEAD!

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Andy McCulloch @funkadeefunk.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Seems like the music press, with its thirst for hyperbole, forgot that Love announced a solo record last year. No reason why MAdM couldn’t be in *that* band.