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Marcus Wellington-Boot

@funglethegnole.bsky.social
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🐕🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈 Manc lefty and "woke." Disgusted by "alternative facts" politics. Where did right-wing political morals go? We used to disagree on policy, now you straight up lie about reality. Think how much nicer the world would be without 3 specific men in it.

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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 1h
When did common decency stop being neutral? Surely it's the baseline. It's common. It's not heroism or altruism.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 8h
I'm getting really tired of rich people getting automatic access to wreck our society via the corrupt media. One or the other needs removing, the rich people or the corrupt media.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 8h
This is terrible. How is it unimaginable?
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 10h
A party of "one bad apples". Destroy the entire barrel.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 14h
The world needs putting out of his misery. I'll let you choose which one.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 16h
You're Nigel Fartage and this is more of your "it's just what everybody says in the pub" bullshit. Now fuck off!
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 16h
The child rapist works for Putin
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 16h
Seems clear to me that Nigel fucks his German daughters
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The UK is banning #incestporn and people on Bluesky are complaining? WTF? IT'S INCEST PORN! No, "it's not real incest" doesn't make it ok. Is CHILD PORN OK if you fake it? You sick bastards. Jesus fucking christ what's wrong with people?
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
She wasn't "sent back" she screwed up. Her and Jerry should have come through the door saying "They've recruited somebody!" But instead they sheepishly came in and sat down already accepting it was her. She could even have said she refused recruitment. Anything but just walking in looking guilty.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Does he mean "stand next to" instead of "stand against?" English can be tricky!
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
So... they MADE reform councillors into racist nazis by letting them speak?
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Eww. Can you not mention that frog's penis ffs?!
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is why all countries should be banning all his products.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Do you think he took his daughter's virginity? That's how disgusting he is. You just aren't sure, are you? What a monster he is.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The young need more testing in regards to dangerous driving behaviours. The elderly need more testing in regards to losing ability and hazard perception. The elderly have more accidents per mile driven than young people, but they drive less.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I wish they DIDN'T make them like that anymore, but so long as sisters and brothers are having sex together...
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Nonce goggles
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What is it with fascists and really shit moustaches?
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Because once the internet goes down or all the operating systems decide you're not allowed to open your own files anymore without a fee, this will be the only way to access music aside from playing the instruments yourself?
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sorry what's the fess? That you record every time your boss calls a Karen a Karen? It's not his fault your prescient parents gave you an appropriate name!
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MadAsHell-NeverTrumper 🌊💙🌈 @janl99.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Excellent
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I think it's fucking hilarious that anybody would swear an oath on a fairy story, no matter what book it's in.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Seinfeld: George's 'Gotcha' Wink
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fancy having a Trump tattoo then finding out he's raped children... that's gotta be cause for self removal right there.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's almost like Reform are racist morons who all deserve locking up or deporting.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fancy this twaddle being what occupies your time when you're supposed to be concerned with things like the cost of living, nhs, Trump's illegal war, etc.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He had to give them ANY headline instead of "yes Russia interfered with Brexit and Nigel benefited."
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I don't feel comfortable with them around men's toilets either. They're all closet case grindr users.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Whenever they do the archery "Hold... HOLD!!!" nonsense. You don't draw a bow and then stand there holding it drawn for a minute. Weakens the bow AND the archer's muscles.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why are you watching your teenage son sleep? It's weird. Stop it.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
At some point in the near future I do hope that comeuppance visits all those ICE agents involved. You still have the death penalty in some states, right?
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He won't. Not until Putin says he can.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He thinks we've forgotten that the tories specifically didn't order an investigation into it so that they could say no evidence was found. The man's a compulsive-lying cunt.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Maga believe anything a child rapist says. Because otherwise they'll have to start examining the lies, and that way accountability lies.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Maybe... I think the word "only" indicates she's not allowed to say she doesn't like sex until AFTER she's put out for you. It's creepy AF.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They think being a councillor means having strong opinions down the pub, usually about flags and boats and such. Not work.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sorry WTF is this rape excuse shit?!
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He's upset that the nazi bots have been briefly silenced. What a nazi cunt.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm pretty sure James Acaster completely covered this.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's almost like Putin has the proof contained in the Epstein files...
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They should be legally allowed to punch rude customers. Right in the throat. Until they stop being rude. The way some people treat anybody the retail industry is fucking appalling and society is better off without them.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dinnerladies was funnier than Only Fools and Horses, but it was a female led comedy so we're not allowed to think so.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why are your treating time with friends like a business lunch and you've got stuff to get done back at the office? Next time allocate more time to the event and stop being arsey.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Or... you know... just stop and get your own partner.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Firefly? Nathan Fillion gets his bum out. Did you have differing opinions on it?
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The British are a nation of forelock tugging servants.
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There's one person in any group for whom drink and drugs is their entire personality and they hold everybody else back from growing up. But they die young so you can just wait them out...
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Driver hasn't slept well in a few years and is highly likely to cause accidents."
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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You worked in a factory making bad sex? Was this in the 70s? What a wild time!
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