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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What substance can I consume to make me want to engage with my hobbies?
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finally back to perfect hot tub weather
Topless man in hot tub
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm applying for a job that's about 250 miles away and it actually makes me want to move.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Beverly Sutphin did nothing wrong.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend who offered to DM a one-shot last week sent out brief character descriptions with illustrations and asked us to pick in a group chat. By the time I was reading it, only two choice were left: A half-elf rogue and a dwarf cleric. I choose the rogue which was presented as a leather-clad woman
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We had a last-minute all-hands meeting today where a "reorganization" was announced. Thankfully, my function and team are safe, but a lot of my colleagues are gonna be looking for a new job in the coming weeks.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Friend just texted offering to DM some one-shots. Be still my heart.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Somehow, my husband has never seen Hellraiser. Time to fix that.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Does someone want to come over and hem all my unfinished weaving projects? I've had the sewing machine out for like a month and they still haven't hemmed themselves.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have questions about this listing
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We got the first tast of fall this morning, temperature-wise. Now I need it to cool down more so I can make cajun food and watch Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've got a whole pot of coffee and plenty of room in the hot tub.
Man with beard and glasses sitting in hot tub,
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I need to jerk off with somebody's dad.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I absolutely adore having this massive oak in my backyard.
An upskirt shot of a large bur oak
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sunday tummy
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm accepting applications for friends who want to piss together.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Do you think Harold and Kar ever explored each other's bodies?
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I know I say this every year, but we need more horror movies with gratuitous male nudity.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I finished the new client paperwork for the potential therapist, so now I deserve a little treat.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This really just sums up my life right now.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Every time I hear a John Carpenter score, my dick gets rock hard.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Who wants to come over and watch horror movies in our underwear?
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Day 2 of all-day virtual training. Time to look at dicks on my phone for eight hours.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My husband texted me while I was at work that he thinks some hornets built a nest in our compost. I thought it was pretty unlikely. Told him I'd check it out when I get there. When I got home, I confirmed that we didn't have hornets. We had yellowjackets. And I got stung. Three times.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm sorry, but how does Peter Stickles serve so much cunt with just basic eyeliner?
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sometimes, I get a little disappointed that my house isn't haunted.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm too horny not to have five men sitting on my couch.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Kinda wanna suck a dick, but I just finished eating dumplings with super spicy chili crisp.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Casually glancing out the window and seeing a fully grown pileated woodpecker on a feeder was not on my bingo card today.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's not much, but my basement weaving space is coming together.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
At this point in my life, I think my main is hobby is collecting hobbies. Here's my first whittled wizard from my wizards whittling class:
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Season six of Star Trek: The Next Generation really is just banger after banger.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Birthday hot tub time!
Man with glasses and beard sitting in a hot tub. Hairy chest is visible with pierced nipples.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I need to play DnD soon. It's been like two years.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I'm making myself a Basque cheesecake for my birthday, so I decided to take a chance and added a couple of drops of orange flower water just to see how it turns out. Fingers crossed!
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Being off work for the last couple of weeks means my laundry consists of a couple of jocks, a pair of briefs, some shorts, and a singular shirt.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My husband has time blindness, but at least I have Worf gold panties episode to entertain me until he realizes what time it is.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There should be more sword fighting in gay porn. Both kinds.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I should not be so sweaty just from dressing my loom
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Have you ever read a twelfth century werewolf poem and thought, "This needs more homoerotic longing"? Then do I have a book for you: The Wolf and his King, by Finn Longman
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm very disappointed that I seem to be the only routinely naked neighbor.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sweaty bitch hours getting started early today
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Now the pride month is over, it's officially the first month of Halloween.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If I'm honest, I'm not sure that Khan Noonien Singh's pecs make up for the George Washington haircut.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Is a fleshlight worth it?
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I love a good remaster, but Gorn don't need eyelids.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Got my towels off the loom, ends woven in, and washed. All that's left is to finish the hems.
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Tonight's final film:
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Tonight's movie theme has been "lasers".
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FungibleGoods @fungiblegoods.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I didn't plan on finishing this scarf today, but I got into a rhythm.
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