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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Imagine getting a vaccine and then feeling like the night is young

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Roses are redde Noble are the manatees For a bettir future Teach artes and humanityes

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Yeah the last two letters rule a lotta people out

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

What an incredible beginning of a sentence

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The dialect map thinks I’m from Arkansas. How could this happen 😭

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Brad Heath @bradheath.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The United States has filed a lawsuit against approximately 85 dogs.

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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026

The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

To cope with this I will need to adopt two puppies named Dolly and Tim

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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash.

Dolly Parton in a great jean jacket and Miss Piggy in a purple satin top and white boa and cowboy hat. What more do you need?

Miss Piggy as Benjamina Gunn and Tim Curry as Long John Silver in _Muppet Treasure Island_

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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together

photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

They can't make you work past 5 on the day Dolly Parton dies, it's illegal

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Every day against my will I seem to be playing a game called “or is it perimenopause?” For example, Am I burned out at work… or is it perimenopause? Am I suffering from depression… OIIP? Do I hate my house… OIIP? Should I change careers… OIIP? Am I on the verge of a nervous breakdown… OIIP?

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Recently went back to a former stylist and during the waiting period while my hair was processing he dimmed the lights, put on some music and we both looked at our phones until the timer went off 😍😍😍

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I sing much louder than I speak so now I’m wondering what the set list would be

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Oh 100%. Nike offcourt slides when it’s too warm for my little fuzzy-lined clogs. Sorry for answering so fast but I’m passionate about this

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

People used to seem shocked at my age & say I looked much younger, but now I think my appearance has caught up with my age. (I also interact with people much less now so I don’t get to gauge their reactions as often)

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Reading Susan Orleans’ memoir and the hate I feel for her (late ex-) husband, I swear 🔥😳🔥

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Look at the photo on the CDC’s page about cat scratch fever

A person wearing scrubs and rubber gloves holds a big orange cat that does not look real

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I’ve heard of this place! Maybe it was in the back of my mind.

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Five days later I realize I misspelled yahtzee

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

What exactly happens to community cats during bad storms? Because this morning all my porch cats are not around and there’s a brand new cat here. Do they just get shuffled? Like yachtzee dice?

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Same, they woke me back up to say don’t go anywhere

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

“If you’re gonna roll around in dogs, don’t put them on your face yet.” —my wife after cleaning my glasses for me

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I found this one on Chewy www.chewy.com/turbo-cat-sc...

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Every evening a sit with her for a few minutes to keep her socialized, and she does cute, cuddly stuff like this

An adorable half-white, half tabby cat laying on my leg, looking up at me

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

This is Mini, the least reactive stray cat I’ve ever seen. She showed up out of nowhere, already fixed. She watched from afar for maybe 10 days, looking skittish, then decided she’s part of the porch family. She’s tiny. And she would 100% let a kid put a dress on her.

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Thank you for this as I consider summer amenities for my porch crew

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

At the risk of sounding corny, I think dogs and cats save us as much as we save them. These companion animals will never lie or cheat on you. They will comfort you through the hardest of times. I swear to you: adopting a shelter animal will be the best decision of your life.

A cat looking up at a person between their legs.

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Oh no apologies needed! It was a very memorable thing to say, and she was very proud of her effect on people

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

One time you said this about my dog

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 02/06/2026

this is my kind of company motto right here

18 wheeler with one back door open splitting the company’s tagline into “if we can’t / we won’t“

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Yep I’m doing neck & chest, too. Hadn’t even thought about hands!

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I was influenced only by my dermatologist & my skin is smoother and softer when I use it than when I don’t (I do moisturize with it, too).

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

That would have been a much different outcome & we’d probably still be at the vet

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

They have a whole fruit set on Chewy! For those who prefer an elevated dining experience

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Pupdate: She got him shrimp sushi and he loved it

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

You’ve been listening to sad bastard music so long you’re writing in touching song lyrics now

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Also won’t eat treats, even churus. He only loves basic ass Meow Mix.

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

He used to come and go, but now he just stays around here day and night, so I can’t imagine he’s owned. But I’m assuming he used to be, since he’s so tame. He will let me pick him up. His ear is tipped, so I assume he’s been through TNR as a stray. And he could be a girl? I can’t tell.

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The front porch is his domain, which he politely shares with other cat friends. But he recently discovered the back yard & he’s been scaring me by trying to be there when the dogs are out. He really just wants company. He’s a very person-oriented cat. I’ve seen him walk kids home from the bus.

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Yes! He’s been around for 6 months. He’s the sweetest. He will jump up to meet me at the car door and escort me up to the porch. He also has beautiful hair that he lets me brush. He’ll probably need an adjustment period to bring inside again, but I have had him in here a couple times, secretly.

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Laura Ellis @funambulator.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

This is Brad. He’s a doll baby who could use a good home. His increasing desire to be around people is causing him to do risky behaviors like be around dogs who are aggressive to cats. He’s fixed. Also I love him.

A white cat with luxurious fur lays on his back on a patio sofa

A white cat with a couple black spots looks handsomely off into the distance.

A beautiful white cat with a black tail and some black spots perches riskily on a privacy fence

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