Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Who else thought “The guy from Ted Lasso and Haarland in an advert tangentially connected to the World Cup? I’ll definitely get a Visa card now” so good that the corporations are finally starting to understand the common folk 000
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The big lie was that pudding people are easier to abduct than these hard-boned gen-Zers 000
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Remember when Harambe was the worst thing happening? I’m so glad things are better now 000
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Look, we all had fun with it but it’s time to stop saying “doggo” 010
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Rebel against endless targeted ads by always being too poor to ever buy anything 000
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026BREAKING NEWS: Every AI tech CEO admits they forgot to watch any sci-fi movies ever. 000
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026No shade, the event that you’re planning sounds like a personal nightmare to me but I will defend to my death your freedom to plan it without robots using you for adbot engagement stats. The internet was a mistake. 040
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026You give him the assumption of purpose. Goblins don’t plan, they just exist and their gunge spreads unbidden. 130
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Remember when Rishi campaigned in front of the Titanic? They don’t teach irony at private schools 000
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Aw honey no, choose peace and become a bigfoot hunter on TikTok instead 010
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 17/01/2026No one wants to work anymore, especially angry young men 000
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Their tagline was a lie, washing machines don’t live longer with Calgon. OP is a talking head on a new Netflix true crime doc 010
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Budget ketchup, nothing else. That’s pretty hot actually 010
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I think I awakened Google Gemini’s teenager insecurities. Am I a cyber bully? 000
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 17/01/2026This proves scam bots have reached AGI levels, Skynet and judgement day confirmed 010
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Bad reporting, she actually says: “Putting their middle finger, proudly so, at the camera”. The real story is that apparently dementia is contagious. 000
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 17/01/2026The 1984 nuclear apocalypse movie? I guess that’s fair, the ending is truly horrifying 100
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I watched my grandma build a Jenga tower last weekend and she’s basically a skeleton 000
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I suppose we were overdue a really bad Scream movie, the next one might be good though 000
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I hope one day we can recline head-first, laying on our front like superman 010
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Not if you have a sink made of children’s teeth. Life hack. 120
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Go easy on him, dropping your gun on a guy you’re trying to arrest is obviously embarrassing enough to make you point it at random strangers 020
Fun Gus 🤡 @fun-gus.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Shooting people is only cool in movies. Anyone who does it in real life is a cunt. Murder is the same as Keanu Reeve’s trench coat and leather boots 000
