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I live in Japan and I post about my life here. Music, roadtrips, autocamping. / 29 / SFW 18+

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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pokemon Manhole covers in Kagawa pt. 1
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Went to Tokushima’s 阿波踊りon Friday. There were too few free seats available for the parade on the main road. It made me feel guilty for observing from the seats, so after about an hour I gave my seat up for some others to observe instead. The space was too crowded 笑
The first performance group from the free parade. A comedic performance using a broom instead of a lantern. The crowds were very compact in the festival space, I felt bad for the kids too old to be carried on their parents’ shoulders but too short to see anything in the crowd. They were mostly shuffled in tandem with their parents from place to place. 
A view of the river from one of the bridges, a small reprieve from the dense crowds lined up at all the food stalls on the street.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The four PokéFuta of Kurashiki City, Okayama Prefecture. I bookended my trip to Osaka this past weekend with a visit to the Kurashiki Bikan Historical District where the first three manhole covers were on Friday, and a visit to the Washuzan Lookout point near the Kojima Interchange on Sunday night.
Eldegoss (Watashiraga ワタシラガ)
and Grookey (Sarunori サルノリ) riding on a boat in the river of Kurashiki’s Bikan Historical District. The male and female versions of Unfeazant (Kenhorou ケンホロウ)
in front of a building with traditional Western Japanese architecture featuring Namako-kabe (なまこ壁) , a fireproofing wall made with tiles and thick mortar with a design that has defined an era of historical Japanese architectural style. Beautifly (Agehanto アゲハント) and Poochyena (Pochiena ポチエナ) on a manhole with a large cherry blossom tree taking up the background. Lucario (ルカリオ) standing proudly in the foreground of the manhole cover at the Washuzan Lookout point in the southern town of Kojima. In the background is the Great Seto Bridge, which formerly held the record of the longest suspension bridge span in the world.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Extra photos from the project.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bought a sewing machine, and my first project was making new covers for this chair, because the fake red leather was so uncomfortable in the summer months. Not perfect, but I made it myself and I’m super happy. Even managed to salvage the leather on the back cushion.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Started a new hobby after dinner today. Making new cushion covers for my chairs because the original plastic leather ones from the 1980’s are disgusting to sit on in summer.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Organized my LPs by release date 1959~2025 and there’s not a single release between 1987 and 2000 (that’s where my CD collection comes into play)
A row of LPs and 12-inch vinyl on a shelf. They are ordered from left to right in chronological order. For example, the 3LP set “Have One On Me” by Joanna Newsom is from 2010, and every package to the right of that is from the 2010s or later.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just got my oil changed from my local mechanic and he washed my dirty car for free (超サービス). ¥2,500, way cheaper than the Autobacs or Yellow Hat would cost. Looks brand new.
A nice and clean Honda vamos keivan. Looks brand new, except that you can see the collection of slowpokes on the dash in the windshield.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I tried getting these pictures of the Pokemon Manhole covers in Kitakyushu, but Yadon kept getting in the way.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The three Pokémon manhole covers of Saga City, Japan. All accessible within a few blocks of each other. I visited during my roadtrip to Northern Kyushu. I also stopped at an excellent onsen in the city, which I made use of before sleeping in the car at a roadside station.
A standard Meowth in a Next to the Saga Police Station, nearby an open square with trendy shops. A Galarian Meowth, located at an intersection nearest the City Hall building. An Alolan Meowth in front of a small traditional building that operates as a museum. Komorebi Bathhouse in Saga City.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Made a fatal error at the parking lot. Can you see the error? (ALT for the answer)
A shot of my car in the paid parking lot in Takamatsu. The number I paid for was for no. 9 but my car was parked in no. 6 and I misread the number because I was looking at it upside down.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Very bad luck today 😭 story in ALT text.
A cardboard case of picture cards for the members of Newjeans with a download code. 

I was at tower records in Takamatsu and bought newjeans ep2 because i love that ep. I got what i assumed was a cassette deck (it was in those antitheft cases) but It’s just picture cards and a digital album for weverse 😭 i didn’t realize until I got home. 

these girls are like 16-19 i don’t play like that! I wonder what the store clerk thought of when she saw an adult man buying this 😭 

The cd was right next to it for like 1300¥ more I should’ve just bought that.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The PokéLids of Naruto, Tokushima
A Pokémon-themed manhole cover from the city of Naruto, Tokushima, featuring the Pokémon SuicuneA Pokémon-themed manhole cover from the city of Naruto, Tokushima, featuring the Pokémon  Seadra and Kingdra, with the silhouette of Lugia in the background.  Slowpoke is having a good time. 
A Pokémon-themed manhole cover from the city of Naruto, Tokushima, featuring the Pokémon Poliwhirl, Poliwag, and Diglette. 
Slowpoke on the beach in Naruto.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A toofpick changes EVERYTHING
no toofpick doofusToofpick chad
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I got a flat tire miles away from a service station. Got help from locals while I swapped the tires. Not going to stop me, though!
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
In the van overnight on my trip down the Shikoku Island coast. My inflatable pillow seems to have a leak but otherwise I’m all good.
Using the lights on my Anker Portable Power Station to illuminate my van interior for these shots. From a wide angle, you can see I have a lot of stuff packed inside the van. Two chests with camping/cooking gear, a portable gas stove, the aforementioned power station, a CD player with Bluetooth functionality, an electric kettle that works with the power station

, a basket for my clothes and toiletries, and some other stuff. 
Another closeup of the gear precariously stacked on top of each other. A nonalcoholic beverage and a Big Cup Noodle Curry™️ were my dinner (it’s half past midnight in this shot)
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sunset at Utazu
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The rear interior of my car as seen from the front seats. I’ve removed the rear seats from my car to allow my homemade cushions to lie completely flat in the space, and allow enough space for myself to sleep. Also visible in the rear are two trunks with camping/cooking supplies, an Iwatani Tough Maru gas burner, a rollout mat, and some window coverings. 

The cushions were made using a recycled foam mattress, basic carpet fabric, denim from the fabric store and some selvedge denim from a store in Kurashiki. 

Super excited to try it out. Metal Loop fastened to the car frame using a M8 sized bolt.  ¥180 from Kohnan Home Center. 

Not sure exactly what to use them for, maybe a curtain rod?
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just one more benefit to being BIG. 31.7% cheaper than the smaller size. 🤓
A close-up of two products on the shelves at a supermarket. The two products are condom boxes. Condoms. For your penis, those kind of condoms. The condoms for your penis, or maybe someone else’s. 

The first product, Super BIG BOY, are 37mm diameter condoms in a pack of 12, for 1,580 yen before tax, ¥1,738 with tax. 

The second product, MEGA BIG BOY, proudly boasts a 46 mm diameter girth for their rubbers, but the sticker on the packaging has a deceptively larger diameter circle, about 50 mm. These are also a pack of 12, but for 1,080 yen, 1,188 including tax. 

I would’ve liked to buy the MEGA BIG BOY,  as I have what is scientifically referred to as a “chode” by the medical literature, but I haven’t any use for them, since I haven’t had sex in a while and I don’t imagine I will make time to use them before they expire. 

Someone please have sex with me.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I bought a utility vest at a secondhand shop because I wanted to look like the fashionable Japanese guys I see here. I ended up looking like a dad trying to get my kids to come with me on a fishing trip. I laughed when I learned that the vest also zips up into a tote bag.
My new fit. Black nylon utility vest from second street: ¥2760 
Gramicci Nylon Pant: MSRP ¥23,500 found with tag at secondhand shop for ¥6,900. 
RipNDip camo long-sleeve tee: ¥2,300 at secondhand store 
Manhattan Passage red Apple Watch 42-45mm strap: ¥4,990
Northwave Espresso suede shoes: Size US11/29.0 cm Black/white ¥21,980The vest can be turned into a functional tote bag with pockets facing outward
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Wakayama Beach Day Isonoura Beach [磯ノ浦海水浴場]
Slowpoke smiling for the camera in the beach tent with the sea in the background. There’s a surfing class in the distant water and a few other families set up with beach gear. A second shot looking over the beach tent. The tent is Blue and Yellow and I bought it at Second Street for ¥1300 and have used it maybe twice in a year. The internal strings holding the tent poles together have worn out and are due to be replaced. In the tent I brought a large portable Anker battery, and a plastic trunk with space for the tent and other gear I need for the day on the beach. Me, with my new fit. Honda sweater ¥900 from Second street. Nike swim shorts ¥4900 from Murasaki Sports. Northwave Espresso Suede shoes ¥19,800 also Murasaki Sports. Exhausted Slowpoke leaning on a flagpole after a long day lazing at the beach, the sun setting in the background. Misaki Rest Area.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Slowpoke and I explored Tokushima prefecture.
The Udatsu Old Town RoadThe “Ai-gura” (lit. indigo warehouse), a souvenir shop with goods hand-dyed with indigo made in the region. The Easternmost point of Kagawa, Kamoda Cape. 1/2
The Easternmost point of Kagawa, Kamoda Cape. 2/2

The waves break against against the rocks in the water and against the cliffside. The wind was strong enough to carry my cap into the air, but I could recover it before falling down the cliff, a sheer, 25 meter drop.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
讃岐富士 (飯野山) の日上がり
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Visiting family in the USA. My father and sister work at the Kennedy Space Center and together we watched Artemis II launch in the yard of my parent’s house. We weren’t expecting it to be so far behind the other house, usually the rockets launch from launchpad 39B which is further south.
The crew of ARTEMIS II launching from launchpad 39BMy Sister with her fingers pointing up to the rocket.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Shiny Beedrill 🐝 spotted
A native bee with a teal blue colored body
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Been visiting family in Florida and we went to Universal Studios Orlando: here are some pictures from that.
The entryway for universal parks, Epic universe. It’s a terrible Chudjak type of name but I liked the park nonetheless. My ‘Super Mario Brothers’ themed chicken salad which had a Parmesan-flavored Star Power-up. View from the balcony of the Super Nintendo World themed space. There are multiple levels and guests are walking everywhere in a facsimile of the mushroom kingdom.
Very cute Yoshi bag and shirt set that I would purchase, but they were very expensive: $95 for the shirt and $75 for the bag.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Super happy with the new rug I bought the other day
A photo of my living room featuring a new Marigold yellow plush rug.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
This store in Aeon Mall Toyokawa was the most furry-coded clothes i’ve ever seen that aren’t explicitly furry
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
JMOF Saturday
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Who wore it better?(dont answer if it’s gonna hurt my feelings
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Making sashiko tissue pouches for the Christmas dinner guests
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Pander
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Iya-no-Kazurabashi, Tokushima Prefecture
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
New car, new trip to Iya Valley
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
ooo qween take a rest, ur sweaty
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Watching Predator rn. Forgot how many gay ass moments there are in this movie. The first sequence is just masculine sexual energy lmaoo
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I’m not sure if you know, but the bottom says 高松市丸亀町 Takamatsu-shi, Marugame-machi (backwards because pre-WWII) and that neighborhood just opened a Pokémon Center Source: i live nearby
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Well fuck. Rear ended a tractor hitch on a jimny. Car is in the shop for a while now.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Now Playing: hitomi - SELF-PORTRAIT (2CD compilation, 2002)
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Now playing: Fujifabric - フジファブリック  (self-titled, 2004)
A CD player/cassette stereo boombox is propping up the CD case for the 2004 Fuji fabric self titled album. To the right is a fig-scented incense stick with a smoke trail.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Lol
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
the "Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Just saw the news on Wikipedia, RIP

Did you know that in the Zootopia abortion comic, Nick and Judy's apartment is modeled after one in Seinfeld?

In the news
• English zoologist and primatologist Jane
Goodall (pictured) dies at the age of 91.
• A magnitude-6.9 earthquake in Cebu,
Philippines, leaves more Jane Goodall than 70 people dead.
• In Madagascar, Prime Minister Christian
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Throwback to when I made spicy Korean Mac & Cheese with a healthy scoop of gochujang to the cheese sauce.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
My newest abomination: Black Garlic Mac and Cheese. Ran out of fussili pasta so I broke some spaghetti in there as well lol
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Now playing…
Gloss Drop by Battles
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I will not make furry TikToks. They are never good, never funny. Anyway, I bought a hammock at a second hand store and broke it within two days with my fat ass. Pic of me in VR in the hammock the day before the poles bent out of shape.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
My topster all-time chart (the 100 albums I’ve listened to the most in the past 11 years since i started tracking)
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
It doesn’t specify *which* president has the announcement.
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fumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfumpyfu @fumpy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
OH NO. Oh…
A link to a news article with a cutoff headline: “John Williams, the legendary composer behind Star Wars, Jurassic Park, and the original Superman the...”The full headline says:

John Williams, the legendary composer behind Star Wars, Jurassic Park, and the original Superman theme admits he "never liked film music very much"

The five-time Oscar winner chalks it all up to nostalgia
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