Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 26/01/2024King of the Hill episode where Dale is trying to come up with a face-saving excuse to not join some militia friends at the border and Hank diffuses a standoff between federal & state forces with a speech about how you need the grill AND the propane for the perfect steak. 0104
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 23/01/2024Weeds and Breaking Bad kinda sorta have the same protagonist arc. Walt is a worse person than Nancy, though. Even he admits at the end he did it for himself because he liked it. Nancy had more genuine concern for her family. Didn't work with fuckin' Nazis either. 121
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 21/01/2024It's so joever for DeSantis. Aaron Bean, a Republican from Florida who DeSantis personally helped get elected, just endorsed Trump. His base is fleeing. Both Trump & DeSantis would be extremely dangerous as president, so it's not a huge relief or anything, but it's kind of entertaining to watch. 031
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 30/12/2023Vault 76 was one of the only Vaultec vaults to not do fucked up experiments on those inside thanks to Joe Manchin holding up the “Don’t Let Babies Starve Act” unless he could get that guaranteed 042
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 29/12/2023"The Trump vaccine is the best, the greatest, the most incredible vaccine in the history of vaccines, folks. Nobody does vaccines like we do here in America, believe me. It's tremendous. *overly enunciated* M. R. N. A. We can save the ivermectin paste for the horses now, folks." 021
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 29/12/2023JPEGs that were just a massive, runaway success immediately! Moonbirds had everything they could ever dream of handed to them on a platter and every networking connection you could ever need and still fumbled big time, far worse than other big name projects when the 2022 NFT crash hit. 141
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 29/12/2023The South seceding transformed Abraham Lincoln from completely unradical center-left nice guy to the sort of fellow who would have loved to build a Liberty Prime-style robot that shouts John Brown quotes as it fires rocket launchers at plantations 062
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 29/12/2023how the Civil War went down: Lincoln: i won the election! i'm an abolitionist, but obviously i lack the power to really do anything about the South, i don't want war!! The South: WE QUIT Lincoln: *laser eyes mode activated* 1101
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 25/12/2023Guy who supports House in Fallout. Not the New Vegas magnate, mind you. The House that is the only man who can truly cure all of the effects of the radiation and FEV, once and for all. 031
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 24/12/2023*guy writing a K-Pop song with writer's block voice* ugggh, do I do a du-du-du-du-du or a da-da-da-da-da?! 011
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 24/12/2023when jesus goes on HRT and gets her first girlgasm, call that the second coming 052
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 11/12/2023Feels like with social progress, you can make big inroads with the middle-of-the-road folks, but nothing will stop the super hateful fringe from existing. E.g. the average Joe now has nothing against trans people at all, but nothing will stop the far right from wanting us murdered. 182
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 11/12/2023Mad Max, satisfied that the wasteland was finally at peace and healing, turned to his true passion, a fishing supply store called That's Bait 0125
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 09/12/2023Generic cereal Lucky Charms: some BS name like Auspicious Amulets, marshmallows have terrible texture Frosted Flakes: also just called Frosted Flakes, based and delicious 041
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 01/12/2023Biden basically did the Jeremy Clarkson meme to him 0153
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 30/11/2023We now have to defeat Safer Kissinger, though he can be instantly defeated with a single summon of Knights of the Hague 041
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 30/11/2023Yub Nub is playing around me, and I look over and see the force ghosts of Bourdain and Hitchens smiling at me. 152
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 30/11/2023*touches earpiece* getting word that they are finally opening the long-planned Tenth Circle of Hell 072
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 16/11/2023I saw someone on reddit say MCU has the "industry best" CG and... ugh, just... no. Marvel relies so much on green screens, so much of it is quantity over quality. The best CG requires using some constraint, have more physical sets and practical props and effects, into which it can be blended. 121
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 15/11/2023Eh, they aren't really meaningfully different in this regard. Most NFT flipping is focused on pump-and-dump garbage backed by paid influencers that never peaks high in price, just above what you would pay to mint. The press just largely focused on stuff like 6-figure cartoon monkeys. 152
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 03/11/2023Yeah, I mean, it really makes you want to surrender to your baser womanly instincts, just be a total bottom and let yourself be used Oh wait, wrong prog 🤭 151
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 26/10/2023Crash Bandicoot once bungled an attempt at losing his virginity because he thought “wear protection” meant an Aku Aku mask 032
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 25/10/2023the Ricotta Regatta, an event where the finest rowers row boats made of lasagna noodles 041
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 24/10/2023I don't think that normalizing women being subby good girls for their partner is going to have the effect they want on their eggs of their "sons" 😆 292
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 20/10/2023Handwaving the reactionary, racist tendencies of white voters as voter suppression is as counter-productive a standpoint as embracing stuff like Settlers by J. Sakai that portrays white Americans as inherently evil. We can make the US way better, but not without confronting our deeply racist past. 031
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 11/10/2023Heisenberg implies the existence of Losenberg, a man who goes on a journey from a drug kingpin to beloved community pillar 262
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 11/10/2023just when I thought the FTX shitshow couldn't get any worse 011
fumeiji @fumeiji.bsky.social · 28/09/2023Thorne’s hrt delivery is woefully late. 😖 Anyone in the ATL area have any estrogen/spiro or know where we can get some quickly? Can pay. Have been doing diy so no prescription at the moment. 062
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 15/09/2023HOLY SHIT, THIS LOOKS SO GOOD!! Even better than Pt. 1!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVL...youtube.comFINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH - Release Date Announce TrailerA brand-new trailer for FINAL FANTASY™ VII REBIRTH debuted at State of Play.The highly anticipated new standalone story in the critically acclaimed FINAL FAN... 021
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 10/09/2023Headcanoning this merchant dude in Neon as Todd's self-insert 4244
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 24/08/2023Two takes about Breaking Bad I'm so tired of seeing over and over so often: - he cared about the fly but he cooks in termite-infested homes! (you missed the point of "Fly") - the real villain is for-profit healthcare (it does suck, but Gretchen & Elliot offered to pay for his treatment) 061
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 24/08/2023TIL one of my favorite X-Files episodes was not only written by Vince Gilligan, but Bryan Cranston's performance in it is why he wanted him as Walter White.en.wikipedia.orgDrive (The X-Files) - Wikipedia 151
Reposted by fumeijiLuckyMorpheus @luckymorpheus.bsky.social · 22/08/2023Call me LuckyMorpheus, or just Morpheus. I love girls, drawing, and history. Ask me about history at your own risk, I *will* ramble. A few of my SFW draws from previous months. 092
Reposted by fumeijiThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 21/08/2023oh shit, oh fuck, they made General Grevious real 272
Reposted by fumeijismol farm @smol.farm · 20/08/2023Short new post on the Substack about our new AI-powered Dan the Duck, which you can talk to here at @dan.dastardlyducks.com! (Since we tagged him, he'll probably reply. Hope he's not too grumpy we wrote an article about him!)smol.newsTalking to Dan the Dastardly DuckUsing the power of AI, we have brought one of our beloved characters to life. 163
Reposted by fumeijismol farm @smol.farm · 17/08/2023Come join our Discord server! Good times and supporting queer creatives! discord.gg/yqwg9KQFMYdiscord.ggJoin the smol farm official Discord Server!Check out the smol farm official community on Discord - hang out with 32 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat. 083
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