Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Script for an upcoming video’s looking great so far 010
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Someday in the future, I’ll be dead. My great fear in life is someone I knew will hear that and be happy. 211
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Interviewer: What would you like to say to your fans who’re struggling Celebrity: It always gets better, I believe in you Interviewer: What about fans going through divorce Celebrity: Uh… hope you guys get through that ok Interviewer: What about fans with impotence Celebrity: Dude are you ok 021
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is cruel and unusual. I’m Canadian, how is my most akin dialect in the states in Florida. 010
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“You’re too late, Mr. Bond.” I say as I just start pissing myself 010
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026“Hey, that extension of your personality that has known associations with your mental disorder really bothers me, can you keep it under wraps so we can continue to infantilize, generalize and simplify it en masse so the general perception doesn’t match the frequently uncomfortable truth?” 021
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Bad news for everyone that knows me: I’ve got a new piece of media that I’ve become unreasonably attached to that I probably won’t shut up about. 010
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I’m gonna get like 2 million views on a Game Grumps compilation by just calling it, “Kaufmo Digital Circus VA Funny Moments” 010
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Ah yes. In times of downtrodden business, it really helps to showcase your bespoke thumb wrestling game. 120
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 18/05/2026These characters give off the same vibe and I will not be elaborating. 020
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Binged all of One Punch Man s1, really awesome stuff but could’ve used a bit more Mumen Rider 120
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Songs that I think are compositional masterpieces that I refuse to explain. 1. The Ghostbusters theme. 2. Jetpack Joyride theme. 3. The call of a loon. Like, the sound the bird makes. 4. The first 70% of Distasteful Anchovi. 5. The Guilty Gear Strive Counter Hit noise. 130
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026“You don’t understand, I WANNA switch from Twitter to Bluesky. Sure, Twitter is run by a Nazi, most of the posts are designed to farm rage engagement or intentionally create division, and scrolling through it makes me feel like shit… but there’s nobody FUNNY on Bluesky!” 030
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 02/03/2026How the DJ at the club looks when I ask him to play Cold Spaghetti from Pizza Tower 041
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Started playing the first Paper Mario game, been a while since I’ve had a game make me feel so immediately nostalgic for something I’d never experienced. I love playing good older games, I had it with Banjo Kazooie last year and it seems like I’m on a roll with it 180
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Been playing Arkham Asylum and it’s ridiculous because it really is just: “Ok playing a Batman game this is pretty good-“ SCARECROW SEGMENT. “…That was awesome… anyway, back to the pretty good game I was playing-“ EVEN BETTER SCARECROW SEGMENT. “…uh-“ EVEN BETTER SCARECROW SEGMENT SOMEHOW. 130
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 08/02/2026An arcade owner gets his forklift certification. 020
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Imagine making a soundtrack so good the guy who made the console thinks you hacked it to make it sound that good. Imagine the game you’re making this song for is a game called fucking PLOK. TIM. GEOFF. ITS PLOK. 040
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 06/02/2026The devil (Pit Jaws) coats himself with the clothes of the righteous (The act of walking) 020
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 06/02/2026The decision to stop supporting this fucking studio becomes easier by the day. Sexual assault is never ok and this statement by Horii is such a scummy thing to say. Much as we know the gnashing of teeth is ultimately fruitless, the word will be spread so it’s heard louder and louder: #REMOVEKAGAWA 042
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I don’t understand why people like Mr. Brightside by The Killers so much. This isn’t rage bait, I just don’t get why it’s so beloved. 010
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 02/02/2026People on YT are confused because I’m done talking about Yakuza for now and they act like I’m just done, as if I’ve not been itching to talk about DRG and Black Mesa and Killer Instinct and Plok and Hollow Knight and HBO Chernobyl and Sonic and Pizza Tower and Symphony of the Night and Crawl and 020
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Guess we finally found Lost Judgment’s biggest flaw: I can’t recommend people give RGG their time or money anymore. 030
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026youtu.be/evkU-pcZbOw?... I’ve lost too much. I’m sorry for the people around me if I’ve been too annoying or distant. This is the culmination of the worst year of my life and a couple weeks on top of that. I genuinely hope you like it.youtu.beYakuza Amon's Ranked by DifficultyYouTube video by Fully Baked 031
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Hi, welcome to “Games I Understand The Hype For But Don’t Like!” Welcome to episode 1, the only episode (that I have planned.) Sleeping Dogs is genuinely one of the buggiest games I’ve ever played. I’d hesitate to say the game is even DONE. 130
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 06/01/2026I got a new idea for a religion called Badass Christianity where a people baptize each other with squirt guns while listening to Guilty Gear music and we actually love each other without prejudice. 240
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Friendly reminder that Bill Waterson is one of the biggest enigmas in comic history. I may be a walking Dunning-Krueger effect, but his writing and the way he goes about getting it across is something I constantly aspire to. 030
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 03/01/2026For my Amon video, I wrote a lot of visual-based jokes into the script, but some of those jokes didn’t have strict visuals in mind so I could come up with something funny in the editing phase. This to say, I didn’t plan on making a joke about fucking a water cooler. 010
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise. It’s got a barren open world, bad driving controls, weird visuals, confusing upgrade system, little to no source material accuracy, physically painful minigames, padding out the ass, mixed boss fights, cramped hub world that’s also a slog to go through… 8/10. 020
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 30/12/2025How is Pluribus divisive? Just finished it up to now and thought it was fantastic! 020
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 27/12/2025On one hand this was one of the worst years of my life. I failed out of college, got diagnosed with ADHD, I have no job and I’ve sort of just been nebulously floating around for months on end unsure of what I want to do in the grader scheme of my life. On the other hand, Plok review coming soon! 121
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Okay wait a second. - Amazing music - Shockingly good graphics - Solid gameplay - Fun writing I thought Plok was a meme game chosen at random, why is it actually kinda great? 7-8/10, fuck it! It’s fun! I’m not made of stone! 150
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 18/12/2025My ADHD meds wear off at the exact same time as when my melatonin kicks in, it’s like changing from a suit to some loose pyjamas 010
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I think Freewill by Rush is one of the most fun songs to play on bass, at least relative to my skill level 010
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I know a lot, it’s just that nobody’s asked me the hyper specific question that’d let me demonstrate that. 220
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Never fucking mind, Shin’s fight in Judgment is so utterly spaghetti coded that I missed something in all my research 020
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Finished and polished up my Amon Ranking script. It’s only slightly shorter than my Style Ranking script at 400 less words, which might sound like a lot, but we’re going from 20,700 to 20,300. I have cool visuals planned, solid jokes, guest cameos… I just have to actually make it now. Oh god. 030
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Ok, finally got through all 32 Amon fights that I’m willing to do atm. I know nobody from YouTube follows me here, so I’ll let y’all know what’s up: I’m ranking every Amon fight in the Yakuza series based on how difficult they are. Should be fun. 031
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 16/10/2025It says here, word for word, “I like to get my balls rubbed at massage parlours. Aww yeah.” Is this some kind of joke? 031
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Five little monkeys jumping on the bed … Well fuck I guess they’re not jumping anymore 050
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Here’s a tier list I made a while ago of almost every game I’ve ever played. 120
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Hello Bluesky, can everybody who sees this post @ me when Ichiban gets added to Sonic Crossworlds? Thank you! 020
Fully Baked @fullybakedyt.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Vibes going into the week And yes, I do use Apple Music 010