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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 9h
PURPLE AND BLACK
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 10h
no comment
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 16h
for some reason the ones with the brown ends taste better
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 16h
...and he liked it
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 17h
do you like tokidoki
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 19h
best case scenario: a stunt to push stock prices up briefly worst case scenario: they want to put 30-40 lbs of compressed cold gas into a crap car that is already a death trap
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 19h
assuming that it's actually a full weight car that can just slow down a fall ONE TIME (devil's advocate here), it would need a massive tank of compressed gas that would be heavy, a total pain to refill, and, if punctured, would likely kill all occupants and anyone nearby IF it's even real
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 20h
the other day one of the youngsters at work saw my tiny pomni charm and said "what is that cute clown?? im seeing it everywhere lately" this guy is like 24 and cant do anything but talk to LLMs and scroll tiktok, so i dunno what this portends
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 21h
1. A princess canopy bed the size of a room 2. the castle of the otter 1st ed 3. ARCS blighted reach
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i can't enjoy painting my lil soldier guys and rolling dice bc somewhere a woman exists??? theoretically
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
the whole "obvious fake smile while i blink three times per second" thing is really and truly uncomfortable to watch its worse than watching a gory horror movie
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
they all went on to become minor antagonists in JJBA
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
how many people does your "flying car" feed?
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
the only information i can glean here is that the box contains at least 8 vague items, possibly related to the two young men depicted here
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i find stolas 200% confusing in this season, this is just not something im equipped to understand, its not the shows fault anyway i hope it all turns out ok??
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
yuss
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
ya gotta remember, a large portion of their responses and comments are just programmed, automatic, mimetic. he saw a camera and thought "Biden bad" and so that's what came out.
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i knew i recognized that voice!!
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
it's There Will be Chuds, basically
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
just smoke a tobacco from the floor
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
lifdoff
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
yes...ha ha ha...YES
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
tony!! your hands are claws!!
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
rich uncle skeleton
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
no one could have foreseen this 😞
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this image tells you everything you need to know about conservatives telling on themselves its really quite brilliant in one specific way
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the idea of "human nature" is just another pitcher plant
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
when we decided to run my mom had one foreigner tape and one acdc tape in the truck, she just played them over and over cant even begin to stomach either of them to this day
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
americans try to understand Rage challenge: impossible
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
beef you gotta say "girl i wanna take a wild peek atchu" trust me this will go great
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
trans rick sanchez be like: this is my ARC
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
encountered an old gf in the wilds haven't seen her for 20 years she is as flirty and charming as ever we started making plans to visit for a week... ...but then i found out she's a twitter liberal ☠️🤢😞
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
make it $5 and youve got a deal
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
dangerous beans type stuff
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
naw
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the energy spent making breakfast might or might not be replenished by the actual food let's flip that coin
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
kate let's go back to the island
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the lil guy in the bottom right of The Onion cartoons should say "pronouns shmonouns"
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i had these covers when i was young! great stuff
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
something something "baby got back rooms" there's a joke in there somewhere
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fascist: "I'm gonna kill you and everyone like you" Cool Dude: "I will defend myself if you try that" Fascist: "omg why are you so mean and violent!!?? dont pick on meeeee ;_; "
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
maybe im a fool, but i never expected this type of thing from dan. i always thought he was a funny, silly guy, maybe a little naive. either way he's lost me for good
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
dont come after my guilders pls
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
its literally illegal for you to sue me rn
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i got that Smaug in me
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
captagon blues 💙
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
leggo my leggos
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😮
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
total cutie
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Nobody 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fullnobody.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we are not free as long as these people exist
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