calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 18hI just want a gym boyfriend so we can workout together is that too much to ask 2250
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Something about this season of Survivor feels sooooo corny. I can’t really put my finger on it 030
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Here for the foreseeable future, send good vibes and plenty of cuddles. See y’all when this NyQuil wears off 41030
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sick-ish so no gym today and honestly I’m so bummed 😭 170
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Late biceptember submission featuring my dirty bathroom mirror 31340
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 25/09/20262 hours deep into an edible and revisiting Carly Rae Jepsen’s catalogue after last night’s Good Grief feels correct. Balance. 0150
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I want to be jacked and hot and I like working out but unfortunately I do not think I have that dog in me 2441
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Genuinely idk how to sext anymore. Out here sending “lmao” to the most heinous and vulgar things being sent to me sometimes 7330
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Girl that Sara Bareilles album got me GOOD. Casually sobbing in my kitchen trying to make dinner 190
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I love when a gay guy adds you to his close story as soon as you follow each other and it’s just silly little mundane things or wholesome gym progress. ☺️ 1200
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m realizing living alone means you guys get to hear most of my impulsive thoughts and idk if that’s good or bad 1230
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Y’all ever heard of the 5x5 routine? That shit has me doing squats every time I’m at the gym and I feel insane 1100
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh yeah I almost forgot, a rep for our local chapter of the PROUD BOYS called the shop today looking for an event space under the guise of them being “a political organization.” God I hate it here 2160
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I can’t believe I’m still having to ask for face pictures on dating apps in my 30s tbh 1290
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I know I was just saying that I didn’t want to keep seeing mutuals delete/deactivate but today kinda has me like 🫦 050
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Can’t wait to buy out an entire row at the theater to see Greta Gerwig’s Narnia, since all the losers online aren’t going to watch because Meryl Streep is voicing a fictional lion 060
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Internet has been down since yesterday and my complex just let us know Spectrum still hasn’t given an estimated time for it being fixed 😭😭 030
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I hate reality tv because why are there two Survivor *winners* on Big Brother right now, like you already won go get a job 😭 2170
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Chest is so sore from my workouts this week my nipples keep getting hard from just my shirt rubbing them 0260
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026They’re called deadlifts because they make you wanna die btw 1210
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Me every time I see a cute man on instagram and then come across a post with him and his cute husband 0200
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Good morning! Somehow managed to make one of the worst coffees I’ve ever had at home 2220
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Stoned at the grocery store and girl I am disoriented 1280
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oops! Almost got sad for a sec then remembered I’m actually just really exhausted from work all weekend 0160
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Finally got a gym membership up and running again. Watch this space. 1260
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This is so funny I’m sorry for putting you guys on blast 0171
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If you buy this or the iPhone 18 at this point you are stupid I’m sorry that’s just the facts 😭 1150
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 09/09/2026How dumb am I for wanting to plan a birthday trip to Chicago in late January on a scale of 1-10 470
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Some of my favorite Bloomfs keep leaving this site and deactivating and I need them to stop that 3230
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It really be the most fit people with visible abs talking about how they look out of shape 3220
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Should I finally watch Your Name tonight or should I do something that won’t make me want to kms 2140
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I loved Adults, but calling it a slow burn between two characters when you have like 17 episodes total feels like a stretch 2140
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Sooo many people on instagram outing themselves as avid ChatGPT users with that stupid 80s trend 😭 3280
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026One of the worst nights of sleep I’ve ever had last night 2140
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It feels incredible today?? I can taste the Carolina autumn loading 5260
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Finally figured out a layout for my weird ass shaped livingroom and all my friend has to say is get different furniture. 🙄 1230
calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026lol whoops I forgot about that edible and it just snuck up on me 0190