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calen (◡‿◡✿)

@fuglyjeans.bsky.social
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Lil gay barista guy Sometimes NSFW 📍Raleigh, NC | instagram.com/calen.jpeg

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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 18h
I just want a gym boyfriend so we can workout together is that too much to ask
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning wood:
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Something about this season of Survivor feels sooooo corny. I can’t really put my finger on it
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here for the foreseeable future, send good vibes and plenty of cuddles. See y’all when this NyQuil wears off
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sick-ish so no gym today and honestly I’m so bummed 😭
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Late biceptember submission featuring my dirty bathroom mirror
Another gay guy posing in a mirror. Groundbreaking
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Time to go do my silly little workout
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2 hours deep into an edible and revisiting Carly Rae Jepsen’s catalogue after last night’s Good Grief feels correct. Balance.
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want to be jacked and hot and I like working out but unfortunately I do not think I have that dog in me
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Genuinely idk how to sext anymore. Out here sending “lmao” to the most heinous and vulgar things being sent to me sometimes
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl that Sara Bareilles album got me GOOD. Casually sobbing in my kitchen trying to make dinner
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love when a gay guy adds you to his close story as soon as you follow each other and it’s just silly little mundane things or wholesome gym progress. ☺️
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m realizing living alone means you guys get to hear most of my impulsive thoughts and idk if that’s good or bad
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Y’all ever heard of the 5x5 routine? That shit has me doing squats every time I’m at the gym and I feel insane
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh yeah I almost forgot, a rep for our local chapter of the PROUD BOYS called the shop today looking for an event space under the guise of them being “a political organization.” God I hate it here
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can’t believe I’m still having to ask for face pictures on dating apps in my 30s tbh
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know I was just saying that I didn’t want to keep seeing mutuals delete/deactivate but today kinda has me like 🫦
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck Christians dude 😭
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can’t wait to buy out an entire row at the theater to see Greta Gerwig’s Narnia, since all the losers online aren’t going to watch because Meryl Streep is voicing a fictional lion
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Internet is down again should I kms y/n
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Internet has been down since yesterday and my complex just let us know Spectrum still hasn’t given an estimated time for it being fixed 😭😭
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hate reality tv because why are there two Survivor *winners* on Big Brother right now, like you already won go get a job 😭
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Chest is so sore from my workouts this week my nipples keep getting hard from just my shirt rubbing them🫪
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy hump day fellas
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They’re called deadlifts because they make you wanna die btw
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good morning gay boys
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me every time I see a cute man on instagram and then come across a post with him and his cute husband
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good morning! Somehow managed to make one of the worst coffees I’ve ever had at home
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lana Del Rey:
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stoned at the grocery store and girl I am disoriented
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oops! Almost got sad for a sec then remembered I’m actually just really exhausted from work all weekend
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finally got a gym membership up and running again. Watch this space.
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gay men be normal challenge level impossible
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is so funny I’m sorry for putting you guys on blast
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you buy this or the iPhone 18 at this point you are stupid I’m sorry that’s just the facts 😭
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Best day of the month 💇🏻‍♂️
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How dumb am I for wanting to plan a birthday trip to Chicago in late January on a scale of 1-10
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Some of my favorite Bloomfs keep leaving this site and deactivating and I need them to stop that
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It really be the most fit people with visible abs talking about how they look out of shape
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Should I finally watch Your Name tonight or should I do something that won’t make me want to kms
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I loved Adults, but calling it a slow burn between two characters when you have like 17 episodes total feels like a stretch
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sooo many people on instagram outing themselves as avid ChatGPT users with that stupid 80s trend 😭
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of the worst nights of sleep I’ve ever had last night
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It feels incredible today?? I can taste the Carolina autumn loading
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lazy day
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New Miley album is 9 tracks plus a remix…girl
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nobody talk to me
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Finally figured out a layout for my weird ass shaped livingroom and all my friend has to say is get different furniture. 🙄
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
lol whoops I forgot about that edible and it just snuck up on me
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calen (◡‿◡✿) @fuglyjeans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dinner for two?
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