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Mike Waldron

@fugginbizzy.bsky.social

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Middle-aged and mostly unremarkable. Occasionally funny.

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Mike Waldron @fugginbizzy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

I'm gonna make something tasty later. I'll also throw in an egg, maybe two. Want some? Come on over!

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Enough is Enough!! @pugluver.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

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Mike Waldron @fugginbizzy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Why is Mahomes's helmet so tall? He got a sandwich for later in there or something?

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Mike Waldron @fugginbizzy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I finally deleted my Facebook account after 16 years. (I downloaded all the photos first.) Aaah.

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Mike Waldron @fugginbizzy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

I prefer audio books to traditional books. I read just fine, but I hate the way a physical book monopolizes my hands and eyes.

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Mike Waldron @fugginbizzy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Well, fuck. Fuck a duck. Right in its motherfuckin' butt.

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Mike Waldron @fugginbizzy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. 😊🎄 (Not you, Vladimir Putin. 🖕)

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Mike Waldron @fugginbizzy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I'm exhausted. Maybe you are, too. It's okay. Get up one... more... fucking... time.

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Mike Waldron @fugginbizzy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I remember the first time I saw an HDTV. That's it. That's the whole story.

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Mike Waldron @fugginbizzy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

This is Aerosmith's best album. Fight me. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_a_G...

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Get a Grip - Wikipedia

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Mike Waldron @fugginbizzy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Would you like to round up for xxxxx? Nope. Would you like to round down to make things cheaper for me?

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Mike Waldron @fugginbizzy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

It's a good thing the pharmacy's vibe mail tells me to call 911 in case of an emergency every time I call to refill a prescription. Otherwise, I wouldn't know what to do or who to call in an emergency.

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Mike Waldron @fugginbizzy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I went out to run some errands, and almost bought lime juice for my Corona. It turns out we had a little bit at home already. 😄

Four bottles of lime juice, plus two limes.

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Mike Waldron @fugginbizzy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Vengeance Rising's best song is called "Mulligan Stew" It contains the words "Friday night is coming, so you're saving all your money, 'cause you need to buy some bud and some beer." As a kid, I had no idea what marijuana was, and wondered for years why the song mentioned beer twice. 😄

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Mike Waldron @fugginbizzy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I'm traveling in western Montana to see relatives for Thanksgiving. I saw a bighorn sheep! That was neat.

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Mike Waldron @fugginbizzy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

*taps mic obnoxiously* Is this thing on?

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